Saying the Jets have been unlucky doesn’t fully capture the magnitude of their futility this last half-century.
Sorry Jets fans, but plays like the butt fumble are not the product of pure bad luck. That’s poor planning, poor execution, and most likely some kind of witch’s curse.
To that end, here are some New York Jets fantasy football names to help appease whatever vengeful spirit you offended.
New York Jets Fantasy Names for 2023
Are the Jets about to turn the corner? They have a young, talented offense, a coach that even New Yorkers respect, and a defense that can only improve.
Use your Jets fantasy team names now to beat the bandwagon.
Turn on the Jets
Use it now before it becomes too generic.
Breece Hall of Fame
On the Sauce
Start a Ruckert
Book of Elijah Moore
I Wanna Kiss You
Gang Green Acres
Gang Green Book
For the record, I think that Gang Green is one of the better team nicknames out there. It’s so good, in fact, that Eagles fans try to use it too.
Marcus Maye But Quinnen Will
Zach Wilson Fantasy Team Names
Zach Wilson is the future! There’s no way he can fail!
Just like Sam Darnold! And Geno Smith! And Matt Sanchez!
Wilsons of Anarchy
Where There’s Z-Will There’s Z Way
Z Willing Suspension of Disbelief
Coalition of Z Willing
Zaccidentally In Love
City of Z
For the cynical minded among you, the full title is The Lost City of Z.
New York Jets Fantasy Football Names for Former Players
There are critics that say that the Jets haven’t won a Super Bowl since Namath. And those critics are 100% correct.
This Jets fantasy name makes sense because Arnold’s head was already shaped like a football.
The Byrds and the Weebs
The Geico Klecko
That’s a Don Maynard and an Andy Bernard reference. There’s more where that came from in our list of The Office fantasy football names.
Le’Veon a Jet Plane
For Whom Le Bell Tolls
Le’Veon In a Van Down by the River
You could even go Le’vin in a Veon Down by the River if you really want to get nuts.
The Male Gase
For a guy with a name that sounds an awful lot like gaze, you’d think he’d go out of his way not to make weird, bug-eyed faces. But you would be very wrong.
Murder Was the Gase That They Gave Me
Butt Fumble Football Team Names
This is Mark Sanchez’ legacy, whether he likes it or not. And I’m guessing he does not.
Call Me Butt Fumble
…and I’ll be new baptized. It’s a Shakespeare reference, ya dummees.
Butt Fumbling Dice
Imagine it in Mick Jagger’s voice: That’s why they call me butt fumblin’ di-ee-ice.
Revis and Buttfumble
We keep coughing it up.
Jets Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet
These are Jets fantasy team names from other sites and writers. Because the only way to lift a curse is with a pun so stupid the curse just breaks itself.
New York Sack Exchange
A Team Has No Namath
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