New York Jets Fantasy Football Names – 2021 Team Name Ideas

Updated on August 21st, 2021 by David Sharp
New York Jets Fantasy Football Names

Saying the Jets have been unlucky doesn’t fully capture the magnitude of their futility this last half-century.

Sorry Jets fans, but plays like the butt fumble are not the product of pre bad luck. That’s poor planning, poor execution, and most likely some kind of witch’s curse.

To that end, here are some New York Jets fantasy football names to help appease whatever vengeful spirit you offended.

New York Jets Fantasy Names for 2021

Zach Wilson is the future! There’s no way he can fail!

Just like Sam Darnold! And Geno Smith! And Matt Sanchez!

Zach Attack

Use it now before it becomes too generic.

Wilsons of Anarchy

City of Z

For the cynical minded among you, the full title is The Lost City of Z.

Where There’s Z Will There’s Z Way

Coalition of Z Willing

Z Willing Suspension of Disbelief

Jamison Rocks

This Jets fantasy football name is both a fun complement and one of the five perfect drink orders.

Jamison Rocks - Jets fantasy football name

Book of Elijah Moore

Benedict Darnold

Some people would prefer to pretend the whole Sam Darnold era just never happened at all.

For others, their healing process involves laughing at it with some Sam Darnold fantasy team names.

Namathematics

Broadway Jokers

I Wanna Kiss You

Gang Green Acres

Gang Green Book

For the record, I think that Gang Green is one of the better team nicknames out there. It’s so good, in fact, that Eagles fans try to use it too.

Marcus Maye But Quinnen Will

Jamison Crowder Fantasy Team Names

Seems like every season I add Jamison Crowder off the waiver wire, keep him for two weeks, then drop him. Am I the only one with this problem?

Crowderheads

Crowdered Field

Crowdered Out

Three’s a Crowder

A Murder of Crowders

New York Jets Fantasy Football Names for Former Players

There are critics that say that the Jets haven’t won a Super Bowl since Namath. And those critics are 100% correct.

Hey Darnold!

This Jets fantasy name makes sense because Arnold’s head was already shaped like a football.

Eubank Shot

The Byrds and the Weebs

The Geico Klecko

MayNard Dogs

That’s a Don Maynard and an Andy Bernard reference. There’s more where that came from in our list of The Office fantasy football names.

Le’Veon a Jet Plane

For Whom Le Bell Tolls

Le’Veon In a Van Down by the River

You could even go Le’vin in a Veon Down by the River if you really want to get nuts.

The Male Gase

For a guy with a name that sounds an awful lot like gaze, you’d think he’d go out of his way not to make weird, bug-eyed faces. But you would be very wrong.

Murder Was the Gase That They Gave Me

Butt Fumble Football Team Names

This is Mark Sanchez’ legacy, whether he likes it or not. And I’m guessing he does not.

Call Me Butt Fumble

…and I’ll be new baptized. It’s a Shakespeare reference, ya dummees.

Butt Fumbling Dice

Imagine it in Mick Jagger’s voice: That’s why they call me butt fumblin’ di-ee-ice.

Fumble Pie

Revis and Buttfumble

Fumbulemics

We keep coughing it up.

Jets Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet

Because I’m not the only writer out there that thinks that the only way to lift a curse is with a pun so stupid the curse just breaks itself.

New York Sack Exchange

The JETSons

Darn Old Sam

Greener Pastures

A Team Has No Namath

Heart of Mangold

D’Brickashaw Ferguson

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About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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