New York Jets Fantasy Football Names – 2023 Team Name Ideas

Saying the Jets have been unlucky doesn’t fully capture the magnitude of their futility this last half-century.

Sorry Jets fans, but plays like the butt fumble are not the product of pure bad luck. That’s poor planning, poor execution, and most likely some kind of witch’s curse.

To that end, here are some New York Jets fantasy football names to help appease whatever vengeful spirit you offended.

New York Jets Fantasy Names for 2023

Are the Jets about to turn the corner? They have a young, talented offense, a coach that even New Yorkers respect, and a defense that can only improve.

Use your Jets fantasy team names now to beat the bandwagon.

Turn on the Jets

Jets Not

Happy Zaccidents

Zach Attack

Use it now before it becomes too generic.

Breece Hall of Fame

Breecy Street

Awesome Sauce

On the Sauce

Garrettconned

Start a Ruckert

Book of Elijah Moore

Benedict Darnolds

Namathematics

Broadway Jokers

I Wanna Kiss You

Gang Green Acres

Gang Green Book

For the record, I think that Gang Green is one of the better team nicknames out there. It’s so good, in fact, that Eagles fans try to use it too.

Marcus Maye But Quinnen Will

Zach Wilson Fantasy Team Names

Zach Wilson is the future! There’s no way he can fail!

Just like Sam Darnold! And Geno Smith! And Matt Sanchez!

Wilsons of Anarchy

Where There’s Z-Will There’s Z Way

Z Willing Suspension of Disbelief

Coalition of Z Willing

Wilsonofa!

Zaccidentally In Love

City of Z

For the cynical minded among you, the full title is The Lost City of Z.

New York Jets Fantasy Football Names for Former Players

There are critics that say that the Jets haven’t won a Super Bowl since Namath. And those critics are 100% correct.

Hey Darnold!

This Jets fantasy name makes sense because Arnold’s head was already shaped like a football.

Eubank Shot

The Byrds and the Weebs

The Geico Klecko

MayNard Dogs

That’s a Don Maynard and an Andy Bernard reference. There’s more where that came from in our list of The Office fantasy football names.

Le’Veon a Jet Plane

For Whom Le Bell Tolls

Le’Veon In a Van Down by the River

You could even go Le’vin in a Veon Down by the River if you really want to get nuts.

The Male Gase

For a guy with a name that sounds an awful lot like gaze, you’d think he’d go out of his way not to make weird, bug-eyed faces. But you would be very wrong.

Murder Was the Gase That They Gave Me

Butt Fumble Football Team Names

This is Mark Sanchez’ legacy, whether he likes it or not. And I’m guessing he does not.

Call Me Butt Fumble

…and I’ll be new baptized. It’s a Shakespeare reference, ya dummees.

Butt Fumbling Dice

Imagine it in Mick Jagger’s voice: That’s why they call me butt fumblin’ di-ee-ice.

Fumble Pie

Revis and Buttfumble

Fumbulemics

We keep coughing it up.

Jets Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet

These are Jets fantasy team names from other sites and writers. Because the only way to lift a curse is with a pun so stupid the curse just breaks itself.

New York Sack Exchange

The JETSons

Greener Pastures

A Team Has No Namath

D’Brickashaw Ferguson

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