Dalvin Cook has done nothing in his career but consistently 1-up himself. He’s already got multiple top-ten fantasy finishes, and who knows what his actual ceiling is?
The hype for Cook coming into this season is enormous, and you can’t blame fans for being pumped. In that vein, here is my all-new, original list of Dalvin Cook fantasy team names to help you and your first-rounder get cookin’ in 2021.
The Best Dalvin Cook Fantasy Team Names
Cook didn’t play football his freshman year of high school because he was discouraged by the dominance of their current starting running back. That sounds crazy until you learn that player was future Pro-Bowler Devonta Freeman.
Then it kind of makes sense.
Dalvengence is Mine
This Dalvin Cook team name is great if you’re still bitter about your fantasy performance last season. Or, if you’re like me, the last decade.
Cookin’ With Gas
Sunday Cook Out
Who in their right mind would have thought that drive-in movies would become a thing again?
Don’t Cook Back in Anger
Any Oasis fans out there? Anybody?
I was tempted to make a Kirk Cousins joke with this Dalvin Cook fantasy name. But Cousins has actually been pretty solid for the Vikes.
But does Cousins benefit more from Cook’s presence or vice versa?
Cook, Line, and Sinker
You can alter this Dalvin Cook fantasy name with any of these variants:
- Dalvin the Deep End
- Deep Dalv
- Dalving Deep
- High Dalv
- Scuba Dalvin
- Dalvin to the Wreck
Hilarious Dalvin Cook Fantasy Names
Yes, you can expect more cooking puns. Hey, I didn’t name the guy. I’m just working with what I’ve got.
Cook’s in the Kitchen
This Dalvin Cook fantasy football team name makes sense because the kitchen is also another name for the end zone. Or is it the red zone?
Regardless, it’s the ideal place for any running back to be.
Cook Out Below
Is VIN Number redundant like ATM? Who knows?
Add that to the list of things that I could Google, but choose not to.
Too Many Cooks
Too Many Cooks a a hilarious sketch, sure. If we’re talking fantasy, you could never have too many 1,500 yard/10 TD players.
Kiss the Cook
I Go to Cook Skoal
You call it a culinary arts college. I call it Cook Skoal.
Dalvin Me Crazy
By Hook or by Cook
I suppose you could also go By Cook or by Crook, especially if certain other NFL players are on your team.
Dalvinto the Nether
This Dalvin Cook team name is for all of my fellow Metallica fans that also play fantasy sports.
Dalvfense Wins Championships
There are obviously a bunch of different football puns that you could make by substituting Dalvfense:
- Dalvfensive Interference
- Dalvfensive Holding
- West Coast Dalvfense
- Dalfensive Weapon
- Dalvfensive Coordinator
Edgy Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Team Names
Perhaps you’ve noticed the name Cook is somewhat similar to a word for a certain part of the male anatomy. If you haven’t noticed then maybe you’ll want to skip this section.
And if these names amuse you, please check out our master list of crude fantasy football team name ideas.
Suck My Cook
Or, alternately, Cook Suckers.
Huge Cooks, Gigantic Cooks – you get the idea.
When the Cook Crows
Cook the Hammer
I know these last two Dalvin Cook fantasy name ideas aren’t particularly dirty. But it is essentially the same pun.
Dalvin Cook Fantasy Names from Around the Internet
At Florida State, Cook broke Warrick Dunn’s single-season and career rushing records. That’s pretty impressive.
Now, let’s see him break Warrick Dunn’s record for giving away houses – now that would be something.
Dalvin and Hobbes
The Cookie Monster
Only you can know for sure.
33 & Me
Dalvin and the Chipmunks
Cook ‘Em Dan-O!
Cookin’ the Competition
Let’s face it, Dalvin Cook is kind of a super hero.
More Fantasy Team Names Based on Players
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More Ideas for Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Team Names?
Do you have an original idea for a Dalvin Cook fantasy team name? If so, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the good ones to our list.