
Kyler Murray. DeAndre Hopkins.
AJ Green, James Conner, Zack Ertz, and JJ Watt.
The Cardinals roster is stocked with a pretty impressive group of names. Now, the next step is to go from names to champions.
Here are our best Arizona Cardinals fantasy football names to help the team finally get over that hump.
Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Names for 2023
After that intro, you may be wondering how funny Cardinals fantasy team names could potentially translate into team success. My response to that would be stop worrying and trust the process.
Kyler, the Creator
Murray of Hope
I’m not saying Kyler Murray is under a lot of pressure. Sure, the entire direction of the franchise may be in his hands. And if he fails, it dooms all of Arizona for years to come.
But yeah, no pressure.
DeAndre the Giant
Conner Honor
The Big Green
McBride of Frankenstine
Chip and Rondale
Or Rondale’s Rescue Rangers, but I like getting the ‘chip in there.
Rondale Burgundy
Praterade
Prater Box
You’re free to use words spicier than box if that’s more you’re cup of tea. Also, if that’s what you’re looking for we have a whole article of just inappropriate fantasy team names.
High Wattage
The Budda, the Baker, the Football Taker
Baking With Budda
Kingsbury Me at Wounded ACL
It’s Good to Be the Kingsbury
Giving you Fitz
Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Team Names
Did Kyler Murray make the right choice picking football over baseball? Well, if he chose baseball, he’d probably still be riding the bus in the Texas League for the Midland RockHounds.
So yeah, I think he did pretty good. He even earned his very own Kyler Murray team names article.
MurReboot
It’s like the Cards did a superhero-style reboot for the entire franchise.
Ky’s Guys
Kyler Ren
Read this Star Wars Fantasy Team Names article if you want more high-midichlorian team name ideas.
Tippecanoe and Kyler Too
This Cardinals fantasy football name is for the true history buffs out there.
Kylurkers
Kylord of the Ring
This name is more aspirational. Someday, Kyler will get that hardware.
D. Hopkins Fantasy Football Names
Check our whole article of DeAndre Hopkins fantasy football names, but here are a few ideas to get you started.
Hopkins, Skipkins, and a Jumpkins
Dr. DeAndre
Kith and HopKins
A.J. Green Fantasy Football Team Names
It’s Not Easy Being Green
For example, the poor guy had to spend most of his career on the Bengals.
Green Machine
Going Green
Greener Pastures
Smokin’ A.J.
Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Team Names
According to SportScience, Zach Ertz was in the 96% percentile in terms of fantasy team name strength.
First to Ertzt
Or Ertz to Worst, if that suits you better.
ErtzZachtly
Who’s on Ertz?
ExpErtz
Zaccination Card
J.J. Watt Fantasy Football Team Names
It’s rare that you can acquire a 5-time All-Pro, 3-time DPOY, SNL host, and professional Tag analyst. Here are some JJ Watt fantasy team names to celebrate the second-best player in the Watt family.
Watter Under the Bridge
Jay-Jay Walking
Watts On, Watt’s Off
Naked as a J.J. Bird
What, Watt, Watson?
Kliff Kingsbury Fantasy Football Names
Kliff Kingsbury has already spent way more time as an NFL coach than an NFL player. Kingsbury’s career stats:
- 1 Game
- 2 Passing Attempts
- 1 Completion
Impressive!
I WILL KINGSBURY YOU
I think it’s the ALL CAPS that sells it.
Kliff’s Kings Bury Your Queens
I don’t care for the sexist language, frankly, but you do what you gotta do for the pun.
The Kingsbury of Queensbury
Kingsburried Alive
Kingsbury Rules
This Cardinals fantasy team name is a boxing joke, if you could call it that.
Kingsburrito Grande
Historic Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football Names
Twenty-two NFL Hall of Famers have played for the Cardinals. Twenty-three if you add Larry Fitzgerald, because something tells me he’s got a pretty good chance.
Fitzgerry Rice
Werner Herzog’s Fitzgeraldo
Legend-Larry
Warner for Your Arrest
Take Aeneas
Take-A-Kneeas
Trippi, Dude
Or The Trippi Dudes.
Wehrligigs
Nevers Say Nevers
Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web
These Cardinals fantasy team names are the equivalent of the Cardinals swiping DeAndre Hopkins from the Texans. I saw something I liked, I took it, and I feel pretty darn good about it.
House of Cards
Raising Arizona
Cards Against Humanity
Kyler Instincts
Murray Up and Wait
Fitz Like a Glove
Hail Larry
The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald
Green With Envy
Eat Your Greens
My Ball Zach Ertz
Ertz Rent-a-Car
Love Ertz
So Good it Ertz
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