Cardinals Fantasy Football Names – 2023 Team Name Ideas for Arizona Fans

Updated on August 15th, 2022 by Brad Perniciaro
Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football Names

Kyler Murray. DeAndre Hopkins.

AJ Green, James Conner, Zack Ertz, and JJ Watt.

The Cardinals roster is stocked with a pretty impressive group of names. Now, the next step is to go from names to champions.

Here are our best Arizona Cardinals fantasy football names to help the team finally get over that hump.

Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Names for 2023

After that intro, you may be wondering how funny Cardinals fantasy team names could potentially translate into team success. My response to that would be stop worrying and trust the process.

Kyler, the Creator

Murray of Hope

I’m not saying Kyler Murray is under a lot of pressure. Sure, the entire direction of the franchise may be in his hands. And if he fails, it dooms all of Arizona for years to come.

But yeah, no pressure.

DeAndre the Giant

Conner Honor

The Big Green

McBride of Frankenstine

Chip and Rondale

Or Rondale’s Rescue Rangers, but I like getting the ‘chip in there.

Rondale Burgundy


Prater Box

You’re free to use words spicier than box if that’s more you’re cup of tea. Also, if that’s what you’re looking for we have a whole article of just inappropriate fantasy team names.

High Wattage

The Budda, the Baker, the Football Taker

Baking With Budda

Kingsbury Me at Wounded ACL

It’s Good to Be the Kingsbury 

Giving you Fitz

Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Team Names

Did Kyler Murray make the right choice picking football over baseball? Well, if he chose baseball, he’d probably still be riding the bus in the Texas League for the Midland RockHounds.

So yeah, I think he did pretty good. He even earned his very own Kyler Murray team names article.


It’s like the Cards did a superhero-style reboot for the entire franchise.

Ky’s Guys

Kyler Ren

Read this Star Wars Fantasy Team Names article if you want more high-midichlorian team name ideas.

Tippecanoe and Kyler Too

This Cardinals fantasy football name is for the true history buffs out there.


Kylord of the Ring

This name is more aspirational. Someday, Kyler will get that hardware.

D. Hopkins Fantasy Football Names

Check our whole article of DeAndre Hopkins fantasy football names, but here are a few ideas to get you started.

Hopkins, Skipkins, and a Jumpkins

Dr. DeAndre

Kith and HopKins

A.J. Green Fantasy Football Team Names

It’s Not Easy Being Green

For example, the poor guy had to spend most of his career on the Bengals.

Green Machine

Going Green

Greener Pastures

Smokin’ A.J.

Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Team Names

According to SportScience, Zach Ertz was in the 96% percentile in terms of fantasy team name strength.

First to Ertzt

Or Ertz to Worst, if that suits you better.


Who’s on Ertz?


Zaccination Card

J.J. Watt Fantasy Football Team Names

It’s rare that you can acquire a 5-time All-Pro, 3-time DPOY, SNL host, and professional Tag analyst. Here are some JJ Watt fantasy team names to celebrate the second-best player in the Watt family.

Watter Under the Bridge

Jay-Jay Walking

Watts On, Watt’s Off

Naked as a J.J. Bird

What, Watt, Watson?

Kliff Kingsbury Fantasy Football Names

Kliff Kingsbury has already spent way more time as an NFL coach than an NFL player. Kingsbury’s career stats:

  • 1 Game
  • 2 Passing Attempts
  • 1 Completion



I think it’s the ALL CAPS that sells it.

Kliff’s Kings Bury Your Queens

I don’t care for the sexist language, frankly, but you do what you gotta do for the pun.

The Kingsbury of Queensbury

Kingsburried Alive

Kingsbury Rules

This Cardinals fantasy team name is a boxing joke, if you could call it that.

Kingsburrito Grande

Historic Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football Names

Twenty-two NFL Hall of Famers have played for the Cardinals. Twenty-three if you add Larry Fitzgerald, because something tells me he’s got a pretty good chance.

Fitzgerry Rice

Werner Herzog’s Fitzgeraldo


Warner for Your Arrest

Take Aeneas


Trippi, Dude

Or The Trippi Dudes.


Nevers Say Nevers

Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web

These Cardinals fantasy team names are the equivalent of the Cardinals swiping DeAndre Hopkins from the Texans. I saw something I liked, I took it, and I feel pretty darn good about it.

House of Cards

Raising Arizona

Cards Against Humanity

Kyler Instincts

Murray Up and Wait

Fitz Like a Glove

Hail Larry

The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald

Green With Envy

Eat Your Greens

My Ball Zach Ertz

Ertz Rent-a-Car

Love Ertz

So Good it Ertz

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About the author

Brad Perniciaro

Brad is a software developer and has been running successful fantasy football leagues since 1999. When he isn't playing fantasy football, he's writing about fantasy football.

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