Kyler Murray. DeAndre Hopkins.
AJ Green, James Conner, Zack Ertz, and JJ Watt.
The Cardinals roster is stocked with a pretty impressive group of names. Now, the next step is to go from names to champions.
Here are our best Arizona Cardinals fantasy football names to help the team finally get over that hump.
Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Names for 2022
After that intro, you may be wondering how funny Cardinals fantasy team names could potentially translate into team success. My response to that would be stop worrying and trust the process.
Kyler, the Creator
Murray of Hope
I’m not saying Kyler Murray is under a lot of pressure. Sure, the entire direction of the franchise may be in his hands. And if he fails, it dooms all of Arizona for years to come.
But yeah, no pressure.
DeAndre the Giant
The Big Green
McBride of Frankenstine
Chip and Rondale
Or Rondale’s Rescue Rangers, but I like getting the ‘chip in there.
You’re free to use words spicier than box if that’s more you’re cup of tea. Also, if that’s what you’re looking for we have a whole article of just inappropriate fantasy team names.
The Budda, the Baker, the Football Taker
Baking With Budda
Kingsbury Me at Wounded ACL
It’s Good to Be the Kingsbury
Giving you Fitz
Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Team Names
Did Kyler Murray make the right choice picking football over baseball? Well, if he chose baseball, he’d probably still be riding the bus in the Texas League for the Midland RockHounds.
So yeah, I think he did pretty good. He even earned his very own Kyler Murray team names article.
It’s like the Cards did a superhero-style reboot for the entire franchise.
Read this Star Wars Fantasy Team Names article if you want more high-midichlorian team name ideas.
Tippecanoe and Kyler Too
This Cardinals fantasy football name is for the true history buffs out there.
Kylord of the Ring
This name is more aspirational. Someday, Kyler will get that hardware.
D. Hopkins Fantasy Football Names
Check our whole article of DeAndre Hopkins fantasy football names, but here are a few ideas to get you started.
Hopkins, Skipkins, and a Jumpkins
Kith and HopKins
A.J. Green Fantasy Football Team Names
It’s Not Easy Being Green
For example, the poor guy had to spend most of his career on the Bengals.
Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Team Names
According to SportScience, Zach Ertz was in the 96% percentile in terms of fantasy team name strength.
First to Ertzt
Or Ertz to Worst, if that suits you better.
Who’s on Ertz?
J.J. Watt Fantasy Football Team Names
Watter Under the Bridge
Watts On, Watt’s Off
Naked as a J.J. Bird
What, Watt, Watson?
Kliff Kingsbury Fantasy Football Names
Kliff Kingsbury has already spent way more time as an NFL coach than an NFL player. Kingsbury’s career stats:
- 1 Game
- 2 Passing Attempts
- 1 Completion
I WILL KINGSBURY YOU
I think it’s the ALL CAPS that sells it.
Kliff’s Kings Bury Your Queens
I don’t care for the sexist language, frankly, but you do what you gotta do for the pun.
The Kingsbury of Queensbury
This Cardinals fantasy team name is a boxing joke, if you could call it that.
Historic Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football Names
Twenty-two NFL Hall of Famers have played for the Cardinals. Twenty-three if you add Larry Fitzgerald, because something tells me he’s got a pretty good chance.
Werner Herzog’s Fitzgeraldo
Warner for Your Arrest
Or The Trippi Dudes.
Nevers Say Nevers
Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web
These Cardinals fantasy team names are the equivalent of the Cardinals swiping DeAndre Hopkins from the Texans. I saw something I liked, I took it, and I feel pretty darn good about it.
House of Cards
Cards Against Humanity
Murray Up and Wait
Fitz Like a Glove
The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald
Green With Envy
Eat Your Greens
My Ball Zach Ertz
So Good it Ertz
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