Cardinals Fantasy Football Names – 2023 Team Name Ideas for Arizona Fans

A huge exodus of talent and a formidable schedule has led many to write off the Cardinals for the 2023 season. Some have predicted a league-worst record of 2-15!

Reasons for optimism? A promising rookie class and a new head coach.

Will it all come together? I’m not sure, but here are some Arizona Cardinals fantasy names to entertain you until Big Red can take the reigns.

Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Names for 2023

After that intro, you may be wondering how funny Cardinals fantasy team names could potentially translate into team success. My response to that would be stop worrying and trust the process.

Kyler, the Creator

Murray of Hope

I’m not saying Kyler Murray is under a lot of pressure. Sure, the entire direction of the franchise may be in his hands. And if he fails, it dooms all of Arizona for years to come.

But yeah, no pressure.

Jame of Thrones

We’ve got more James Conner fantasy football names down below.

Conner Honor

McBride of Frankenstine

Praterade

Rondale Burgundy

Here’s hoping this is the first of many Rondale Moore fantasy names to come.

Prater Box

You’re free to use words spicier than box if that’s more you’re cup of tea. Also, if that’s what you’re looking for we have a whole article of just inappropriate fantasy team names.

The Budda, the Baker, the Football Taker

Chip and Rondale

Or Rondale’s Rescue Rangers, but I like getting the ‘chip in there.

Baking With Budda

Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Team Names

Did Kyler Murray make the right choice picking football over baseball? Well, if he chose baseball, he’d probably still be riding the bus in the Texas League for the Midland RockHounds.

So yeah, I think he did pretty good. He even earned his very own Kyler Murray team names article.

MurReboot

It’s like the Cards did a superhero-style reboot for the entire franchise.

Ky’s Guys

Kyler Ren

Read this Star Wars Fantasy Team Names article if you want more high-midichlorian team name ideas.

Tippecanoe and Kyler Too

This Cardinals fantasy football name is for the true history buffs out there.

Kylurkers

Kylord of the Ring

This name is more aspirational. Someday, Kyler will get that hardware.

Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Team Names

According to SportScience, Zach Ertz was in the 96% percentile in terms of fantasy team name strength.

First to Ertzt

Or Ertz to Worst, if that suits you better.

ErtzZachtly

Who’s on Ertz?

ExpErtz

Zaccination Card

James Conner Fantasy Team Name Ideas

Conner is 28 years old, which is approaching old for a running back. He has missed at least three games in four of the past five seasons.

But as long as he still has gas in the tank, we’ll keep cranking out James Conner fantasy football names.

The Conner System

The Conner Chronicles

The Conn Game-Film Festival

The Conn Jobs

The Book of James

Catch Me if you Conn

The Conner Guard

Marquise Brown Fantasy Football Names

Brown is the favorite to be Arizona’s No. 1 wide receiver this year. He earned a 24% target share in 2022 and finished in the top 10 in weekly scoring for roughly a quarter of his games.

Marquise to the Kingdom

The Black Quise

This Marquise Brown fantasy name is a nod to band based on another color.

The Brown Shirts

Historic Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football Names

Twenty-two NFL Hall of Famers have played for the Cardinals. Twenty-three if you add Larry Fitzgerald because something tells me he’s got a pretty good chance.

Fitzgerry Rice

Werner Herzog’s Fitzgeraldo

Legend-Larry

Warner for Your Arrest

Take Aeneas

Take-A-Kneeas

Trippi, Dude

Or The Trippi Dudes.

Wehrligigs

Nevers Say Nevers

Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web

These Cardinals fantasy team names are the equivalent of the Titans swiping DeAndre Hopkins from the Cardinals. I saw something I liked, I took it, and I feel pretty darn good about it.

House of Cards

Raising Arizona

Cards Against Humanity

Kyler Instincts

Murray Up and Wait

Fitz Like a Glove

Hail Larry

The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald

Green With Envy

Eat Your Greens

My Ball Zach Ertz

Ertz Rent-a-Car

Love Ertz

So Good it Ertz

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