Patriots history is almost too rich with options for your Patriots fantasy football team name. Deflategate, the Tuck Rule, Bill Belichick, and Bill Belichick’s hoodie are all worthy starting points.
If you want an assist with titling your team then Gillette me help. Here is a slew of new Patriots fantasy football names for you to Bellichick out.
New England Patriots Fantasy Team Names for 2023
Is Mac Jones ready to be the next Tom Brady? That might be a stretch.
But Cam Newton did officially become the next Drew Bledsoe. In that he got replaced by a rookie, then released.
Vladimir Putin’s Super Bowl Ring
Talk about a power move.
Gillette Me Love You
Deus Ex Mac
The Bourne Supremacy
Of course you can go with Bourne Ultimatum, Bourne Legacy, or whichever one’s your personal favorite. I just like this one best for Kendrick Bourne fantasy team name purposes.
I Devant It That Way
Precocious Lil Tyq
Thornton My Side
Slater’s Special Team
In honor of Mathew Slater, the least famous 10-time Pro Bowl player in history.
You Patrioughta Be In Pictures
We’re looking at you, Cincinnati.
The Boston Area America Lovers
21st Century Foxborough
Bill Belichick Fantasy Football Team Names
Here are some Bill Belichick fantasy team names because ever since Tom Brady left, he’s the teams most marketable personality. Yikes.
You Can Belichick In But You Can Never Belichick Out
Ring My Belichick
Or, if you prefer, Belichicken Breasts, Belichicken Wings, Belichicken and Waffles, etc.
DeVante Parker Fantasy Football Names
Can Mac Jones, Bill Belechick, and a clean bill of health unlock prime 2019 DaVante Parker again? Here are some DeVante Parker team names just in case.
DeVantaste of Things to Come
DeVantase Me, Bro
You’re the One That I Devant
Hunter Henry Fantasy Names
I remember saying this is the year Hunter Henry really breaks out for like five years in a row. It’s time that we just accept that this is who he really is – which is really pretty good.
Hunter the Hungry
This Patriots fantasy football name is a reference to the movie Popstar, which you probably didn’t see. You’ll just have to take my word that this is a brilliant team name and I’m a hilarious genius.
Night of the Hunter
1955 classic that’s being remade as you read this. You probably also didn’t see it.
Regarding Hunter Henry
How about this 1991 Harrison Ford tearjerker? No?
Snow White and the Hunter
Or this 2012 non-classic with Kristen Stewart?
King Henry the 86th
Surely you’ve heard of the British king or at least this stupid song. And if you didn’t catch any of these references, please try to remember that there is life beyond fantasy football.
Patriots Defense Fantasy Football Team Names
Because let’s face it, the best fantasy player for the Pats last season was their defense.
Order in McCourty
The Man in the Dont’a Hightower
What Ja’Whaun Do?
Old School New England Patriots Fantasy Football Names
Is the Patriots dynasty over, or is this just a bit of a lull? Either way, it’s never too early to start getting unreasonably nostalgic for the glory days.
Tom BraDEEZ NUTS
This one is here for nostalgia. As weird as it sounds, you’ll have to check out our Tampa Bay names article for the latest and greatest Tom Brady fantasy football team names.
It somehow hurts even more watching Gronk out there, too. Check out our latest Gronkowski team names if you’re still carrying the torch.
We Love You Gronk, Please Come Home
That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman
For those of us that fall into that weird nexus of fantasy football players and Big Lebowski Fans.
Edel-Mentos: The Freshmaker
You could also go with The Playmaker, though then you risk people not knowing what the heck you’re talking about.
Ben Watson-Again, Off-Again Relationship
Drew Bledsoe: the Wally Pip of the NFL.
Red, White, and Bruschi
Feeling patriotic? Here are some more political fantasy team names.
Russell Wilson’s Butler
Allow me to take that ball for you, sir.
You’ll Be Hearing From My Lawyer Milloy
A Formal Petition for Antonio Brown to Go Into the HoF as a Patriot
If you love following AB’s drama, check out our full list of Antonio Brown fantasy football team names.
Vulgar Patriots Fantasy Team Names
We’ve got an entire article dedicated to dirty fantasy football names if you want more ideas. More filthy, filthy ideas.
Vince Wilfork Yourself
If you’re looking for other running back team names, check out these Saquon Barkley fantasy team names.
Robert Kraft’s Massage Therapist
Robert Kraft’s Patriot Missile
Aaron Hernandez’ Taxi Service
Julian Edelman’s Tinder Date
Even Super Bowl champs aren’t immune to resorting to Tinder. Or regretting it.
Classic Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names
In true Coach B style, I saw these Patriots fantasy team names practicing and stole all the best ones.
Newton’s Laws of Motion
Krafty Like a Fox
PSI Love You
Ladies and Edelman
The Big Gronkowski
Or you can try the Little Gronkowski Urban Achievers if you want to go even deeper down the Dude-hole.
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If you like fantasy names based on NFL teams, check out my Eagles fantasy football names. If you have other ideas for Patriots or Brady team names, tell me about them in the comments below.