Patriots Fantasy Football Names – 2024 Team Name Ideas for New England Fans

Patriots history is almost too rich with options for your Patriots fantasy football team name. Deflategate, the Tuck Rule, Bill Belichick, and Bill Belichick’s hoodie are all worthy starting points.

If you want an assist with titling your team then Gillette me help. Here are a slew of new Patriots fantasy football names for you to Bellichick out.

New England Patriots Fantasy Team Names for 2024

Is Mac Jones ready to be the next Tom Brady? That might be a stretch. But if he can elevate the offense to the level of their defense, that would go a long way toward earning a playoff birth.

Pats’ Amore

Vladimir Putin’s Super Bowl Ring

Talk about a power move.

Crack Jones & the Crew

Gillette Me Love You

Krafty Veterans

Mac Attack

Deus Ex Mac

Quarterback Jones

The Bourne Supremacy

Of course, you can go with Bourne Ultimatum, Bourne Legacy, or your favorite. I like this one best for Kendrick Bourne fantasy team name purposes.

I Devant It That Way

Precocious Lil Tyq

Thornton My Side

Agholorious

Van Noyce

Slater’s Special Team

In honor of Mathew Slater, the least famous 10-time Pro Bowl player in history.

Undeflated Champs

You Patrioughta Be In Pictures

We’re looking at you, Cincinnati.

The Boston Area America Lovers

Guy Fawkesbrough

21st Century Foxborough

Mac Jones Fantasy Football Name Ideas

Jones was the first NFL rookie to achieve a completion percentage of 80% in consecutive NFL games. I have a feeling we’ll get some good mileage out of these Mac Jones fantasy football names in 2024.

Skull and Jones

The No-Fly Jones

Mr. Jones & Me

The Rolling Jones

The Twilight Jones

DeVante Parker Fantasy Football Names

Can Mac Jones, Bill Belichick, and a clean bill of health unlock prime 2019 DaVante Parker again? Here are some DeVante Parker team names, just in case.

DeVantaste of Things to Come

DeVantase Me, Bro

You’re the One That I Devant

Parker’s Cars

Parker’s Posey

Hunter Henry Fantasy Names

I remember saying this is the year Hunter Henry really breaks out for like five years in a row. It’s time that we just accept that this is who he really is – which is really pretty good.

Hunter the Hungry

This Patriots fantasy football name is a reference to the movie Popstar, which you probably didn’t see. You’ll just have to take my word that this is a brilliant team name and I’m a hilarious genius.

Night of the Hunter

1955 classic that’s being remade as you read this. You probably also didn’t see it.

Regarding Hunter Henry

How about this 1991 Harrison Ford tearjerker? No?

Snow White and the Hunter

Or this 2012 non-classic with Kristen Stewart?

King Henry the 86^th

Surely you’ve heard of the British king or at least this stupid song. And if you didn’t catch any of these references, please try to remember that there is life beyond fantasy football.

Smith-Schuster Fantasy Team Name Ideas

We’ve got an entire article of JuJu Smith Schuster Team Name Ideas, but here’s an appetizer to get you started.

Somebody that I Schuster Know

JuJuked Him Out of His Schues

JuJuke Box Hero

Hey, JuJu Guys!

PikaJu, I Schuse You!

Bill Belichick Fantasy Football Team Names

Here are some Bill Belichick fantasy team names because ever since Tom Brady left, he’s the teams most marketable personality. Yikes.

Belichick, Please

You Can Belichick In But You Can Never Belichick Out

Ring My Belichick

Belichicken Tenders

Or, if you prefer, Belichicken Breasts, Belichicken Wings, Belichicken and Waffles, etc.

Patriots Defense Fantasy Football Team Names

Let’s face it, the best fantasy player for the Pats last season was their defense.

Order in McCourty

McCourting Disaster

The Man in the Dont’a Hightower

What Ja’Whaun Do?

Judon Chop!

Old School New England Patriots Fantasy Football Names

Is the Patriots dynasty over, or is this just a bit of a lull? Either way, it’s never too early to start getting unreasonably nostalgic for the glory days.

Tom BraDEEZ NUTS

This one is here for nostalgia. As weird as it sounds, you’ll have to check out our Tampa Bay names article for the latest and greatest Tom Brady fantasy football team names.

Rob Gonekowski

It somehow hurts even more watching Gronk out there, too. Check out our latest Gronkowski team names if you’re still carrying the torch.

R.I.P. R.O.B.

We Love You Gronk, Please Come Home

That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman

For those of us that fall into that weird nexus of fantasy football players and Big Lebowski Fans.

Edel-Mentos: The Freshmaker

You could also go with The Playmaker, though then you risk people not knowing what the heck you’re talking about.

Ben Watson-Again, Off-Again Relationship

Bledsoe What?

Drew Bledsoe: the Wally Pip of the NFL.

Red, White, and Bruschi

Feeling patriotic? Here are some more political fantasy team names.

Russell Wilson’s Butler

Allow me to take that ball for you, sir.

Yes M’loy

You’ll Be Hearing From My Lawyer Milloy

A Formal Petition for Antonio Brown to Go Into the HoF as a Patriot

Vulgar Patriots Fantasy Team Names 

We’ve got an entire article dedicated to dirty fantasy football names if you want more ideas. More filthy, filthy ideas.

Deflated Balls

Vince Wilfork Yourself

Tuck You

If you’re looking for other running back team names, check out these Saquon Barkley fantasy team names.

Robert Kraft’s Massage Therapist

Robert Kraft’s Patriot Missile

Aaron Hernandez’ Taxi Service

Julian Edelman’s Tinder Date

Even Super Bowl champs aren’t immune to resorting to Tinder. Or regretting it.

Classic Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names

In true Coach B style, I saw these Patriots fantasy team names practicing and stole all the best ones.

Belichick Yourself

Newton’s Laws of Motion

Krafty Like a Fox

PSI Love You

Ladies and Edelman

Donta’s Inferno

The Big Gronkowski

Or you can try the Little Gronkowski Urban Achievers if you want to go even deeper down the Dude-hole.

Fantasy Football Names for More NFL Teams

Conclusion

If you like fantasy names based on NFL teams, check out my Eagles fantasy football names. If you have other ideas for Patriots or Brady team names, tell me about them in the comments below.