Patriots history is almost too rich with options for your Patriots fantasy football team name. Deflategate, the Tuck Rule, Bill Belichick, and Bill Belichick’s hoodie are all worthy starting points.
If you want an assist with titling your team then Gillette me help. Here is a slew of new Patriots fantasy football names for you to Bellichick out.
New England Patriots Fantasy Team Names for 2021
Is Mac Jones ready to be the next Tom Brady? That might be a stretch.
But Cam Newton is officially the next Drew Bledsoe though because he just got replaced by a rookie.
Deus Ex Mac
Cam Beverly Hills
Here is a Panthers fantasy football name and free logo to boot! You’re welcome.
Cam Newton sure turned into Cam Oldton fast.
Slater’s Special Team
In honor of Mathew Slater, the least famous 9-time Pro Bowl player in history.
Vladimir Putin’s Super Bowl Ring
Talk about a power move.
Gillette Me Love You
You Patrioughta Be In Pictures
We’re looking at you, Cincinnati.
The Boston Area America Lovers
21st Century Foxborough
Bill Belichick Fantasy Football Team Names
So winning a title in Tampa definitely put Brady ahead of Belichick, career reputation-wise. Now coach Belichick needs to start winning again soon, or Brady will pass him in career longevity too.
You Can Belichick In But You Can Never Belichick Out
Ring My Belichick
Or, if you prefer, Belichicken Breasts, Belichicken Wings, Belichicken and Waffles, etc.
Hunter Henry Fantasy Names
How many years in a row are you allowed to say this is the year that someone breaks out? But now that he’s in New England, maybe this is the year that Hunter Henry breaks out.
Hunter the Hungry
This Patriots fantasy football name is a reference to the movie Popstar, which you probably didn’t see. You’ll just have to take my word that this is a brilliant team name and I’m a hilarious genius.
Night of the Hunter
1955 classic that’s being remade as you read this. You probably also didn’t see it.
Regarding Hunter Henry
Snow White and the Hunter
Or this 2012 non-classic with Kristen Stewart?
King Henry the 86th
You must at least know the British king or this stupid song. And if you didn’t catch any of these references, then try to remember that there is life beyond fantasy football.
Patriots Defense Fantasy Football Team Names
Because let’s face it, the best fantasy player for the Pats last season was their defense.
Gilmore Than Words
Filled to the Gills
Stephon And On
Order in McCourty
The Man in the Dont’a Hightower
Old School New England Patriots Fantasy Football Names
Is the Patriots dynasty over, or is this just a lull in the winning? Either way, it’s never too early to start getting unreasonably nostalgic for the glory days.
Tom BraDEEZ NUTS
This one is here for nostalgia. As weird as it sounds, you’ll have to check out our Tampa Bay names article for the latest and greatest Tom Brady fantasy names.
It somehow hurts even more watching Gronk out there, too. Check out our latest Gronkowski team names if you’re still carrying the torch.
We Love You Gronk, Please Come Home
That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman
For those of us that fall into that weird nexus of fantasy football players and Big Lebowski Fans.
Edel-Mentos: The Freshmaker
You could also go with The Playmaker, though then you risk people not knowing what the heck you’re talking about.
Ben Watson-Again, Off-Again Relationship
Drew Bledsoe: the Wally Pip of the NFL.
Red, White, and Bruschi
Feeling patriotic? Here are some more political fantasy team names.
Russell Wilson’s Butler
Allow me to take that ball for you, sir.
You’ll Be Hearing From My Lawyer Milloy
A Formal Petition for Antonio Brown to Go Into the HoF as a Patriot
If you love following AB’s drama, check out our full list of Antonio Brown fantasy football team names.
Vulgar Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names
We’ve got an entire article dedicated to dirty fantasy football names if you want more ideas. More filthy, filthy ideas.
Vince Wilfork Yourself
If you’re looking for other running back team names, check out these Saquon Barkley fantasy team names.
Robert Kraft’s Massage Therapist
Robert Kraft’s Patriot Missile
Aaron Hernandez’ Taxi Service
Julian Edelman’s Tinder Date
Even Super Bowl champs aren’t immune to resorting to Tinder. Or regretting it.
Classic Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names
In true Coach B style, I saw these Patriots fantasy team names practicing and stole all the best ones.
Newton’s Laws of Motion
Krafty Like a Fox
PSI Love You
Ladies and Edelman
The Big Gronkowski
Or you can try the Little Gronkowski Urban Achievers if you want to go even deeper down the Dude-hole.
Cam Newton Fantasy Team Names
Cam Newton on the Patriots always felt like a video game team to me. Too bad Cam couldn’t put up video game numbers anymore.
Cam Live With ‘Em, Cam Live Without ‘Em
This one time? At band camp?
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If you like fantasy names based on NFL teams, check out my Eagles fantasy football names. If you have other ideas for Patriots or Brady team names, tell me about them in the comments below.