Patriots Fantasy Football Names – 2020 Team Name Ideas for New England Fans

Updated on May 16th, 2020 by David Sharp
New England Patriots Fantasy Football Names

Not only are the Patriots one of the most successful franchises of all time, but they may hold the record for most quality fantasy team name starters as well. There are almost too many colorful characters and historical events to choose from for your Patriots fantasy football team name.

Deflategate, the Tuck Rule, Bill Belichick, and Bill Belichick’s hoodie are all worthy starting points. If you want some help titling your team, or if your just a Pats fan looking for a laugh, then Gillette me help.

Here is a slew of new Patriots fantasy football team names (updated for 2020) for you to Bellichick out.

Funny Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names

Pats’ Amore

Vladimir Putin’s Super Bowl Ring

Talk about a power move.

Gillette Me Love You

Krafty Veterans

Undeflated Champs

You Patrioughta Be In Pictures

We’re looking at you, Cincinnati.

The Boston Area America Lovers

Guy Fawkesbrough

21st Century Foxborough

Patriots Players Fantasy Football Team Names 

You Sanu-ze You Loose

The Man in the Dont’a Hightower

That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman

For those of us that fall into that weird nexus of fantasy football players and Big Lebowski Fans.

Edel-Mentos: The Freshmaker

You could also go with The Playmaker, though then you risk people not knowing what the heck you’re talking about.

Slater’s Special Team

In honor of Mathew Slater, the least famous 7-time Pro Bowl player in history.

Van Noyce

Order in McCourty

McCourting Disaster

Ben Watson-Again, Off-Again Relationship

Ben Watson and the Pats together just feels right.

Bill Belichick Fantasy Football Team Names

Belichick, Please

You Can Belichick In But You Can Never Belichick Out

Ring My Belichick

Belichicken Tenders

Or, if you prefer, Belichicken Breasts, Belichicken Wings, Belichicken and Waffles, etc.

Stephon Gilmore Fantasy Football Team Names

Because let’s face it, the best fantasy player for the Pats this season was their defense.

Gilmore Than Words

Filled to the Gills

Stephon And On

Stephontasy Island

Old School Patriots Players Team Names

Tom BraDEEZ NUTS

This one is here for nostalgia. As weird as it sounds, you’ll have to check out our Tampa Bay names article for the latest and greatest Tom Brady fantasy names.

Rob Gonekowski

Gronk has joined Brady in Tampa. Check out our latest Gronkowski team names if you’re still drafting a TE in the first round.

RIP ROB

We Love You Gronk, Please Come Home

Gronkowski 2020

Bledsoe What?

Drew Bledsoe: the Wally Pip of the NFL.

Red, White, and Bruschi

Feeling patriotic? Here are some more political fantasy team names.

Russell Wilson’s Butler

Allow me to take that ball for you, sir.

Yes M’loy

You’ll Be Hearing From My Lawyer Milloy

A Formal Petition for Antonio Brown to Go Into the HoF as a Patriot

If you love following AB’s drama, check out our full list of Antonio Brown fantasy football team names.

Vulgar Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names 

We’ve got an entire article dedicated to dirty fantasy football names if you want more ideas.

Deflated Balls

Vince Wilfork Yourself

Tuck You

I Love Having Rex but I’d Rather Get Burkhead

Shout out to Academy Award winners Three 6 Mafia.

If you’re looking for other running back team names, check out these Saquon Barkley fantasy team names.

Robert Kraft’s Massage Therapist

Aaron Hernandez’ Taxi Service

Julian Edelman’s Tinder Date

Even Super Bowl champs aren’t immune to resorting to Tinder. Or regretting it.

Classic Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names

I’d never claim to be the first one to come up with these names, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t still funny.

Belichick Yourself

Krafty Like a Fox

PSI Love You

Sony Delight

Ladies and Edelman

Donta’s Inferno

The Big Gronkowski

Or you can try the Little Gronkowski Urban Achievers if you want to go even deeper down the Dude-hole.

Fantasy Football Names for More NFL Teams

AFC East

AFC North

AFC South

  • Texans Fantasy Football Names
  • Titans Fantasy Football Names
  • Colts Fantasy Football Names
  • Jaguars Fantasy Football Names

AFC West

NFC East

NFC North

NFC South

NFC West

Conclusion

If you like fantasy names based on NFL teams, check out my Eagles fantasy football names. If you have other ideas for Patriots or Brady team names, tell me about them in the comments below.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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