If you ever wonder how much Seattle loves their Seahawks, look no further than the record books. Not the football record books, mind you, but the Guinness Book of World Records.
Seattle fans have appeared in the GBWR for both the loudest crowd and the strongest human-generated earthquake. Beastquake 2011, anybody?
We dedicate these Seattle Seahawks fantasy football names in tribute to the best fans in the league. Or, at the very least, the loudest.
Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Names for 2021
I was late to the watch party for the Seahawks-Broncos Super Bowl, which history will remember as a mistake. The game was already 15-0, the 7-layer buffalo dip was gone, and the halftime show was Bruno Mars. Yikes!
I’m pretty sure the only person who had a more disappointing day was Peyton Manning.
I think this works best in a league where you can spice this up with some italics or punctuation. Wilsonofa! just has a little more oomph.
The Golden Metcalves
Lock it up and lock it down mean essentially the same thing. Weird, right?
The Carson Show
Eskridge Mountain Boys
The Seahawks had a record-small three-player draft class in 2021. 2nd-rounder D’Wayne Eskridge is a burner though, so hopefully quality can win out over quantity.
Hawk ‘n’ Roll
I’m Bringing Hassel Back
Largent at Arms
Hawk and Ball Torture
Russell Wilson Fantasy Football Team Names
Russell Wilson tops an incredibly exclusive list of quarterbacks. He’s the best quarterback of all time under 6’ tall – and frankly, it isn’t even close.
What, you’re a big Eddie LeBaron fan? Please.
Wilson Sporting Goods
I don’t think we talk enough about how Russell Wilson’s name combines two separate sporting goods companies. That definitely seems like some kind of conspiracy.
Yes, you can use the same picture as Brussell Wilson.
Russ and Them
The Story of Russ
Russ to Conclusions
I’m Sorry Wilson!
I stole this Seattle Seahawks fantasy team name from the movie Castaway. It’s a classic.
D.K. Metcalf Fantasy Football Names
When an announcer accidentally called him “Decaf” on-air, Metcalf did the only thing that made sense. He started his own decaf coffee line – with the proceeds going to charity, of course.
Kill the Fatted Metcalf
Hey, I Just Metcalfed You and This is Crazy
So here’s my number, it’s 14 baby.
Dead Kennedys Metcalf
You thought his parents just wrote “D.K.” on the birth certificate?
Tyler Lockett Fantasy Team Name Ideas
Tyler Lockett is good, but his contract extension bummed me out. Everyone kept saying how rare it was for an older receiver to get a four-year extension.
He was only 28. FML.
It’s a Lock
Lock’s be Friends
Turn the Key and Lockett
Lockett Ness Monsters
There’s a Lockett in My Pocket
This Seattle Seahawks fantasy football name is inspired by the Dr. Seuss classic, and because Lockett’s only 5’10”. Come to think of it, he and Russ may be the shortest QB-WR combo in history.
Chris Carson Fantasy Team Names
Everyone has a soft spot for waiver-wire players that end up saving their season. For me, that was Chris Carson in 2018.
Thanks for the 1300 yards and 9 touchdowns, big guy. I’m probably never gonna draft you anywhere higher than the third round going forward, but still – thank you.
Get in the Carson
Truck Dads and Carsons
32 CCs, Stat
Here Comes Carson
Insider Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Football Names
So I was today years old when I realized that no one knows what a Seahawk is. It could be an osprey, except the mascot is a regular hawk and their logo is a Native American Thunderbird.
Apparently, even the guy that proposed the name didn’t even know what they were. So I guess it just sounds cool next to Seattle?
Legion of Zoom
Spirit of ‘76
Bellore of the Rings
SeaHawks of Cortez
Ready, Willing, and Kreiger
Easley Does It
This Seahawks fantasy football team name is probably more accurate than Bosworth It.
Stuck in the Mirer
Way of the SoDo
My brain knows the Seahawks play in Lumen field. But in my heart, they will always play in the Kingdome.
Pete Carroll Fantasy Football Names
When Pete Carroll was coaching at USC, his nickname with the student section was Big Balls Pete. Presumably, it’s because he had a tendency to go for it on 4th down.
In retrospect, maybe they knew something about his recruiting tactics that we didn’t.
On a CarRoll
We Carroll Lot
Just in case you’re still salty from those USC days.
Seahawks Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet
Seriously – there’s no such thing as a Seahawk? I still can’t get over it. Well regardless, here are some Seattle Seahawks fantasy team names I found laying around the internet’s waiver wire.
Seahawccidentally In Love
Oh Say Can You Seahawk
Suck My Hawk
Rock Out With Your Hawk Out
Russell and Flow
Every Day I’m Russelin’
The OK Carroll
Beauty and the Beastmode
Try saying it in a Jim Gaffigan voice.
More Team Name Ideas for NFL Teams
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