Seahawks Fantasy Football Names – 2021 Team Name Ideas for Seattle Fans

Updated on July 23rd, 2021 by David Sharp
Seahawks Fantasy Football Names

If you ever wonder how much Seattle loves their Seahawks, look no further than the record books. Not the football record books, mind you, but the Guinness Book of World Records.

Seattle fans have appeared in the GBWR for both the loudest crowd and the strongest human-generated earthquake. Beastquake 2011, anybody?

We dedicate these Seattle Seahawks fantasy football names in tribute to the best fans in the league. Or, at the very least, the loudest.

Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Names for 2021

I was late to the watch party for the Seahawks-Broncos Super Bowl, which history will remember as a mistake. The game was already 15-0, the 7-layer buffalo dip was gone, and the halftime show was Bruno Mars. Yikes!

I’m pretty sure the only person who had a more disappointing day was Peyton Manning.

Seahawkward

12th Maniacs

Brussel Wilson

Seahawks Fantasy Team Name - Brussel Wilson

Russ Belt

Wilsonofa

I think this works best in a league where you can spice this up with some italics or punctuation. Wilsonofa! just has a little more oomph.

Met Life

The Golden Metcalves

Lockett Down

Lockett Up

Lock it up and lock it down mean essentially the same thing. Weird, right?

The Carson Show

Eskridge Mountain Boys

The Seahawks had a record-small three-player draft class in 2021. 2nd-rounder D’Wayne Eskridge is a burner though, so hopefully quality can win out over quantity.

Eskridgid

Hawk ‘n’ Roll

Hawk Shot

Wingmen

Seawitched

I’m Bringing Hassel Back

Largent at Arms

Wagnerds

Everything that Russell Wilson is to the Seattle offense, Bobby Wagner is to the Seattle Defense. But defense doesn’t get the glory, and Wagner’s girlfriend is just a little less famous.

Hawk and Ball Torture

Russell Wilson Fantasy Football Team Names

Russell Wilson tops an incredibly exclusive list of quarterbacks. He’s the best quarterback of all time under 6’ tall – and frankly, it isn’t even close.

What, you’re a big Eddie LeBaron fan? Please.

Russell Athletic

Wilson Sporting Goods

I don’t think we talk enough about how Russell Wilson’s name combines two separate sporting goods companies. That definitely seems like some kind of conspiracy.

Russell Sprouts

Yes, you can use the same picture as Brussell Wilson.

Cattle Russellers

Russ and Them

The Story of Russ

Russ to Conclusions

I’m Sorry Wilson!

I stole this Seattle Seahawks fantasy team name from the movie Castaway. It’s a classic.

D.K. Metcalf Fantasy Football Names

When an announcer accidentally called him “Decaf” on-air, Metcalf did the only thing that made sense. He started his own decaf coffee line – with the proceeds going to charity, of course.

Metcaffinated

Kill the Fatted Metcalf

Metcaftans

Hey, I Just Metcalfed You and This is Crazy

So here’s my number, it’s 14 baby.

Metcalfterburners

DK Country

Dead Kennedys Metcalf

So punk.

Kato DeKaylin

You thought his parents just wrote “D.K.” on the birth certificate?

Tyler Lockett Fantasy Team Name Ideas

Tyler Lockett is good, but his contract extension bummed me out. Everyone kept saying how rare it was for an older receiver to get a four-year extension.

He was only 28. FML.

It’s a Lock

Lock’s be Friends

Turn the Key and Lockett

Locketamine

Lockett Ness Monsters

There’s a Lockett in My Pocket

This Seattle Seahawks fantasy football name is inspired by the Dr. Seuss classic, and because Lockett’s only 5’10”. Come to think of it, he and Russ may be the shortest QB-WR combo in history.

Chris Carson Fantasy Team Names

Everyone has a soft spot for waiver-wire players that end up saving their season. For me, that was Chris Carson in 2018.

Thanks for the 1300 yards and 9 touchdowns, big guy. I’m probably never gonna draft you anywhere higher than the third round going forward, but still – thank you.

Get in the Carson

Truck Dads and Carsons

32 CCs, Stat

Here Comes Carson

Do-Do-Do-Do.

Insider Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Football Names

So I was today years old when I realized that no one knows what a Seahawk is. It could be an osprey, except the mascot is a regular hawk and their logo is a Native American Thunderbird.

Apparently, even the guy that proposed the name didn’t even know what they were. So I guess it just sounds cool next to Seattle?

Sea-Tacky

Space Needledicks

Legion of Zoom

Spirit of ‘76

1976, that is.

Zornery Bastards

Bellore of the Rings

SeaHawks of Cortez

Ready, Willing, and Kreiger

Easley Does It

Bosworth It

Bosworthless

This Seahawks fantasy football team name is probably more accurate than Bosworth It.

Stuck in the Mirer

Secret AdMirer

Way of the SoDo

Lumenated Manuscripts

Lumentorship

Kingdummies

My brain knows the Seahawks play in Lumen field. But in my heart, they will always play in the Kingdome.

Pete Carroll Fantasy Football Names

When Pete Carroll was coaching at USC, his nickname with the student section was Big Balls Pete. Presumably, it’s because he had a tendency to go for it on 4th down.

In retrospect, maybe they knew something about his recruiting tactics that we didn’t.

Pete’s Dragons

RePete Champions

Sweet Carroll

On a CarRoll

We Carroll Lot

Cheat Carroll

Just in case you’re still salty from those USC days.

Seahawks Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet

Seriously – there’s no such thing as a Seahawk? I still can’t get over it. Well regardless, here are some Seattle Seahawks fantasy team names I found laying around the internet’s waiver wire.

Ball Hawks

Seahawccidentally In Love

Oh Say Can You Seahawk

Seattaboys

FantaSeahawks

Suck My Hawk

Rock Out With Your Hawk Out

Hustle Wilson

RussellMania

Russell and Flow

DangerRuss

Every Day I’m Russelin’

Christmas Carrollers

The OK Carroll

Beauty and the Beastmode

Heart-Shaped Lockett

Hot Locketts

Try saying it in a Jim Gaffigan voice.

More Team Name Ideas for NFL Teams

If the Seahawks aren’t your team, check out our other team name articles for the rest of the NFL.

Have a Seahawks Fantasy Team Name Idea?

If you have a unique idea for a Seahawks fantasy football name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this article.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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