In a way, I feel bad for Patrick Mahomes. He’s so young, yet he already has an MVP, a Super Bowl ring, and most impressive: he broke the Madden Curse.
What’s he going to do next, cure cancer, win the lottery, and finally sort out this whole Gaza Strip business?
Something tells me he’ll figure it out. In the meantime, all we can do is pay tribute with some Kansas City Chiefs fantasy football names.
Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Names for 2022
The Mahomes-Hill duo has broken up. Now we find out who was the Simon and who was the Garfunkel in that combo.
I’ll never understand why commentators don’t call every one of his passes Mahoming Missiles. It just makes sense.
We’ve also got plenty more Mahomes fantasy names where that came from.
Kelce What You Did There
The Vanilla Gorillas
IMHO The Vanilla Gorilla is one of the more fun nicknames in the NFL today. If you want more fun Travis Kelce fantasy team names, we’ve got a whole article of ’em.
Is it too much of a stretch to call Travis Kelce the only fantasy-worthy tight end? Yes. But not by that much.
The Fibonacci Kelcequence
This Chiefs fantasy football name is an even bigger, more monstrous take on the Vanilla Gorilla riff.
Kelce You In The Funny Papers
Or Kelce You at the Super Bowl if you’re feeling cocky.
A Hardman is Good to Find
Skyy’s the Limit
Man, I hope Skyy Moore is good. There are so many potential Skyy Moore fantasy team names out there, and this is just the start.
The Kansas City Chefs
Just one question: who are the Chefs?
Chief Amongst Us
Arrowhead of the Class
1962 Dallas Texans
This K.C. Chiefs fantasy football name commemorates the franchise’s last season as the Texans and their only championship with that name.
Clyde Edwards-Helaire Fantasy Football Names
Bonnie and Clyde Edwards-Helaire
The Edwardian Hel-Era
The Clydesdale Horses
Smith-Schuster Fantasy Team Name Ideas
We’ve got an entire article of JuJu Smith Schuster Team Name Ideas, but here’s an appetizer to get you started.
Somebody that I Schuster Know
JuJuked Him Out of His Schues
JuJuke Box Hero
Hey, JuJu Guys!
PikaJu, I Schuse You!
Andy Reid Fantasy Football Names
If you watched the 4th quarter of the Chiefs’ victory in Super Bowl LIV, you saw Andy Reid’s legacy change completely. In six minutes and change, we saw him go from “veteran NFL coach” to “future Hall of Famer.”
Andy Moustache You a Question
Andy’s the Commander in Chiefs
Greid is Good
Reid All About It
Reid ‘Em and Weep
There are any number of other Reid/Read puns.
- Hot Reid
- Reid All About It
- Easy Reid
- Reid Aloud
Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football Names from Around the Web
Big stars. Unique names. It’s no wonder there are lots of folks writing Cheifs fantasy team names.
We’re not in Kansas City Anymore
Working From Mahomes
Sail the Open Kelces
Son of a Veach
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