Vulgar Fantasy Football Team Names – Dirty, Raunchy, & NSFW Ideas for 2024

Updated on March 21st, 2024 by David Sharp
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For some fantasy football leagues, you want your team name to sound witty and fun. On the other end of the spectrum, some leagues expect vulgar fantasy football team names – and the raunchier, the better.

Well, here they are, over one hundred dirty fantasy football team names to use at your discretion (but maybe not for the office league). Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The Best Dirty Fantasy Football Names

  1. Black So i pickett
  2. Deshaun Watsconsent?
  3. Don't Kirk off to your cousins
  4. Kareem Pie
  5. Cosby's Sleepers
  6. Hung like Hernandez
  7. Herbertin' 4 A Squirtin'
  8. I Kirk off
  9. Holes B4 Poles
  10. JefferSon of a Gun
  11. Kirkn' my Chub
  12. Big Diggs in Glory Holes
  13. A Hardy Bush Akins for a Hardman
  14. Bijan's Bussy
  15. Chubby Dak
  16. Keep on pickens boi
  17. First and Taint
  18. Intentional Pounding
  19. Glissy gobler
  20. Hit and rugs

Dirty Fantasy Football Names From Readers

Black So i pickett

Submitted by Elijah Bartley
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Max 3 votes.

Deshaun Watsconsent?

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Don't Kirk off to your cousins

5 Votes
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Kareem Pie

Submitted by Josh McGuire
3 Votes
Max 3 votes.

Cosby's Sleepers

Submitted by TClose
3 Votes
Max 3 votes.

Hung like Hernandez

Submitted by Andrew Nabors
2 Votes
Max 3 votes.

Herbertin' 4 A Squirtin'

Submitted by Montana
2 Votes
Max 3 votes.

I Kirk off

Submitted by Jack
1 Votes
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Holes B4 Poles

1 Votes
Max 3 votes.

JefferSon of a Gun

Submitted by Aidan
0 Votes
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Kirkn' my Chub

Submitted by Amy
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Big Diggs in Glory Holes

Submitted by Jerry
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A Hardy Bush Akins for a Hardman

Submitted by Jerry
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Bijan's Bussy

Submitted by Brandon
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Chubby Dak

Submitted by Brandon Sweet
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Keep on pickens boi

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First and Taint

Submitted by Bubba
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Intentional Pounding

Submitted by Bubba
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Glissy gobler

Submitted by Matthías
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Hit and rugs

Submitted by Zac
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Busty boyz

Submitted by Prateek
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Ivana Humpalot

Submitted by Sonya
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Jordan loves boobs

Submitted by Jack Rippee
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Jared makes me jerk Goff

Submitted by Ballman69
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Amon-Ra Dog You

Submitted by Lucas brady
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1st Down syndrome

Submitted by Alex H
0 Votes
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Donte Momqueef

Submitted by Eric Enokido
-1 Votes
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Ass Interference

Submitted by Bubba
-1 Votes
Max 3 votes.


-1 Votes
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Justin The Cotton Fields

Submitted by RK
-3 Votes
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Dirtiest Fantasy Names for the 2024 Season

Landrey’s Nutz

How many Deez Nutz names can we fit into one article, you think?

Double D Kupps

With his recent performances, he’s earned his very own Cooper Kupp fantasy team names article.

Kittle’s Bits

NSFW Fantasy Football Name - Kittle's Bits

Chris Carson of a Bitch

Or just Chris CarSonofa if you like to keep it tight.

I Did it All For the Nuk

For any of you who are confused, Nuk is the nickname of DeAndre Hopkins. And yes, that’s DeAndre Hopkins as Fred Durst.

We have many more DeAndre Hopkins fantasy names where that came from.

Josh JackOffs

And that’s our fifth jack off-based name, for those keeping score.

Kamara Up and See Me Sometime

You’d be the only kid on your block with a Mae West-themed team name, that’s for sure.

BJ Chark

No Fournette Play

DJ Shart

Robert Woody

Robert Gives Me Woods, etc… This one you probably could have figured out on your own.

If you like this dirty fantasy name, you’ll enjoy our entire article dedicated to George Kittle fantasy team names.

Austin Pooper

James Conner Into Bed

Conner Into Bed, Steeler Virginity?

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Vulgar NFL Team-Themed Fantasy Names

It’s 2024 and the PC police are lurking around every corner. If your commissioner won’t permit low-brow humor in your fantasy football league name, then lowering the bar with your team name is the only solution.

Let’s start this year with some dirty fantasy team names for NFL teams.

Steeler Virginity

Note that we are choosing not to add a Ben Roethlisberger joke here. Check out our other Steelers fantasy football names.


Panty Raiders



Cardinal Sins

Before 2021, every Cardinals player should have been excommunicated. Here’s a creepy logo for this dirty fantasy team name.

Sex DALs

Real Sex DALs, Living Sex DALs, etc. You get it.

TimeToSee Tit Tans

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Dirty Fantasy Football Names From Writers & The Community

Dirty Fantasy Football Names for QBs

We now have a slew of articles dedicated to fantasy team names for NFL quarterbacks. Here are some of our nastiest.

Dakin’ Off

We have another article dedicated entirely to Dak Prescott fantasy team name ideas.

Jack Goffs

Yes, it’s another jack-off reference. And I can’t promise there won’t be more.


Dak Heads

Brees Nutz

Yep. We might get one more year from the great one.

JacksOn, Jacks Off

That’s a Lamar Jackson joke, a karate kid joke, and our fourth jack-off joke all rolled into one.

We’ve got plenty more of these in our dedicated article for Lamar Jackson fantasy name ideas.

Take Off Your Pants and L-Jax It

For the record, I count this more as a Blink-182 joke than a jack-off joke.

Bradeez Nutz

Just another Deez Nutz reference to keep things interesting. And since he will never retire, we went ahead and wrote a dedicated article for Tom Brady fantasy team names.

Filthy Team Name Ideas for NFL Running Backs

Fantasy championships are built around stud running backs. You can also build your team name around NFL RBs.

The D’Andre Swift Winds

This nasty team name idea merges She’Ra’s wined battle-unicorn and post-coital emissions.

Get it Ingram

NSFW Wide Receiver Fantasy Football Names

Naming your team after a WR1? If so, check out our collection of NFL wide receiver fantasy names list.


This is a Ja’Marr Chase fantasy team name, for those who need a little help.

The Dirty Diggs

I’ll let the Urban Dictionary explain this one to you.

The Chris Godamns

See our Chris Godwin fantasy football team names article for more of these ideas.

Dirty Defensive Player Fantasy Football Team Names

I know you guys in the IDP leagues need nasty team name love too.

We’re All Gonna Get Calaised

Flexur Cocks

This NSFW fantasy name would work for IDP players who draft the Philly defensive linemen.

JJ Twatt

Or TJ Twatt, Dereck Twatt, or even Twatt Brothers.

Return of the Mack

Danielle MILF Hunter

Or Danielle Bitch Hunter if you want to make an obscure 30 Rock reference.

Tre DeFlowers

Watt the Fuck

Peppers Spray

Darius Leonard Part 6

In case you wondering why this name is on the list:

Myles Jack Off

I mean, we couldn’t pass up a sixth time

Mathieused Rubber

Never mind, this is the grossest.

Dark Fantasy Football Team Names

Aaron Hernandez’ Taxi Service

We’ll pick you up and drop you!

Kellen Hits a New Winslow

Alshon Jeffrey Didn’t Kill Himself

If you’re still looking for an Iggles-themed name for your 2024 fantasy team, check out our list of Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names.

Old School NSFW Fantasy Football Team Names

These fantasy names are a bit dated, but even in 2024 they still hold up.

Fred Smoot’s Boat Rentals

Vick Brothers Obedience School

Shannon Shart

Chris Carter’s Fall Guy

Faulk Off

Favre Got Dick Picked Off

Marino Means No

You could also go with No Marinos No. Whichever you prefer.

Pro tip: Need an idea for a hilarious fantasy football punishment. Each year, let the league champion name the last-placed team for the following season. This encourages league participation while adding some hilarity to your league.

Pot-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names

These badass fantasy team names are still inappropriate in most states. But maybe one day we’ll look back on these, and they’ll seem quite normal.

James Winstoned

You know what they say: you Winstoned, you lose stoned.

Aaron Jonesing

If that’s too simple, you could also go with Aaron Jonesing For a Hit (or Fix, but Hit is more on-point, football-wise.

Julio Jonesing

Or, for that matter, Ronald Jonesing, Marvin Jonesing, or Daniel Jonesing. You get it.

Budda Baker’s Edibles

Smoke a Bowe

Classic Vulgar Fantasy Football Team Names

Here’s a selection of some of my favorite dirty fantasy football team names culled from around the web. I promise it won’t hurt my feelings if you choose one of them instead of one of the ones that I wrote.

Two Gurleys, One Kupp

I will not be linking to the reference point for this name, and you’re welcome for that.

My Ball Zach Ertz

Hyde the Salami

Baby Got Dak

Turn Your Head and Goff

Suck a Saurus

It’s the perfect filthy name if you’re in last place or you swallow.

Little Red Fournette

It’s only dirty if you read the lyrics of the song.


Touchdowns Syndrome

Wendell’s Got Smallwood

Amari Pooper

Kissing Cousins

Witten Your Pants

Wham Bam Thank You Graham

Fill My Lips Rivers

OJ Howard Is Khloe’s Dad

Oops I Crapped My Fants


Oh, and just for the record, the final score is Jack-Off Jokes: 6, Deez Nutz Names: 3. Because I know you are invested in that narrative.

More Dirty Team Name Ideas?

If you have more ideas for filthy and vulgar fantasy team names, tell me about them in the comments below. I’ll add the really good ones to this list.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid


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