America’s team is now officially Dak’s team, on the field at least. Above the field, it’s still very much Jerry Jones’ team. Heck, it’s Jerry Jones’ world – we’re all merely watching football in it.
We offer these Dallas Cowboys fantasy football team names as an offering to appease the Blue and Silver emperor. And just to get you pumped for the 2021 season – is this the year Dak and Zeke finally break through?
Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Names for 2021
Dakording to Jim
This one could be pretty memeable. Dak’s face + Jim Belushi’s body = comedy bronze.
See kids, a CD drive was a thing that computers used to – you know what, never mind. I’m just making myself sound old.
Cowboys and Robbers
Aiks and Pains
Staubach in the Saddle
Witten in the Stars
Back Dallass Up
This is both a message that one should support the Cowboys, as well as some real lowbrow potty humor.
Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Names
Now that Dak is locked down for the foreseeable future, there’s one more big thing he needs to do.
Here’s a hint: it starts with winin and ends with theplayoffs.
Join the Dak Side
Welcome Dak, Kotter
Dak Prescott Bush
Prescott Your Luck
Presscott’s Paper Towels
You Prescotta Be in Pictures
Aloha! to my Hawaiian Cowboys fans.
And sup to my pothead Cowboys fans.
Dakcidentally in Love
And finally hi to my Counting Crowboys, which is also a solid fantasy team name.
Cowboys Backfield Fantasy Team Names
If you want more, we’ve got a full article of nothing but Ezekiel Elliott fantasy football names.
Zeked Out the Win
There are tons of other possible Kieller team names:
- Kielling It
- Kieller Instinct
- The Kieller Next Door
- The Kieller Inside Me
- Kieller Instinct
Amari Cooper Fantasy Football Team Names
Amari Cooper has been a 1,000-yard guy every year he’s been in the league. Well, every year except 2017, where he was weirdly bad.
This also happens to be the only year I’ve drafted Mr. Cooper. That’s fantasy, baby.
Coops I Did It Again
You can modify this any number of ways:
- Marvel Cooper Heroes
- Comic Book Cooper Hero
- Real-Life Cooper Hero
Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb Fantasy Football Team Names
With the contributions of Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb, the Cowboys may have the best wide receiving trio in football. There are some folks in Tampa that might argue otherwise, but what have they ever accomplished?
Gallup to No Good
This Cowboys fantasy team name is an excellent idea for female fans. If you’re a lady (or want to name your team after one), then grab a girls fantasy football team name from our article dedicated entirely to that topic.
Most of you probably hate this Cowboys fantasy name. But there are a few hard-core freaks out there that are into it.
Maybe too much.
Simi, Feheel Me
I just want to get in on the ground floor with this one just in case Simi Fehoko turns into something down the road.
Jerry Jones Fantasy Football Names
If you’re not a Cowboys fan, Jerry Jones seems like a cartoon supervillain bent on ruling the NFL. And if you are a Cowboys fan, then he’s your cartoon supervillain bent on ruling the NFL.
The Devil and Jerry Jones
Gene and Jerry’s Nice Team
Now there’s a wholesome team name: a guy, his wife, and an ice cream pun.
Baxter Cain and the Dallas Felons
And in case that reference was a little too subtle: Baxter Cain = Jerry Jones.
Dallas Defense Fantasy Football Names
Putting the D in Dallas since 1960.
Go Directly to Jaylon
Or there’s also Thrown in Jaylon, which also counts as a football pun. Maybe not a good one, but it counts.
Go Directly to Jaylon
DeMarcus of the Beast
Texas Motor SpeedLeigh
Not for most casual fantasy fans. If you live in Dallas and love the Cowboys D though, then this a flex name.
Vander Esch Down by the River
I may have to go Leighton.
Sean Top of Old SmokeLee
Ok, that one’s just silly.
Dez Bryant Fantasy Football Team Names
We’re told that Dez Bryant isn’t retired. He’s not interested in playing football, but he isn’t retired.
No, I don’t know what that means either.
Because when you leave the NFL, you’re essentially dead.
Room for Dezert
Bryants Go Marching
Don’t get so hung up on Dez names that you miss this pretty perfect Bryant team name.
Tony Romo Fantasy Football Names
Some would argue that since his retirement, No Romo is one of the perfect fantasy team names. As a society, I say we deserve better.
Plus, that Cowboys fantasy name is just plain played out.
Romo Money, Romo Problems
Because he wore number nine, but also because his entire career seems like a heist movie.
For you more sophisticated owners, this Dallas fantasy football name is yours to keep.
The Romotion of the Romocean
For your less sophisticated owner, you’ll have to settle for this one.
Wherever You May Romo
The perfect Cowboys fantasy name for your metal head team owner.
Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Names from Around the Internet
Imna be the Don Beebe to these other writers’ Leon Lett and just swipe the ball right out of their hands.
America’s Fantasy Team
Shoulda Been a Cowboy
Dak to the Future
Dak in a Box
Baby Got Dak
A much classier use of the Romo/homo pun than one typically finds online.
The Walking Dez
Dezed and Confused
Too Late to Say Amari
Hanging With Mr. Cooper
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