Cowboys Fantasy Football Names – 2021 Team Name Ideas for Dallas Fans

Updated on July 23rd, 2021 by David Sharp
Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Names

America’s team is now officially Dak’s team, on the field at least. Above the field, it’s still very much Jerry Jones’ team. Heck, it’s Jerry Jones’ world – we’re all merely watching football in it.

We offer these Dallas Cowboys fantasy football team names as an offering to appease the Blue and Silver emperor. And just to get you pumped for the 2021 season – is this the year Dak and Zeke finally break through?

Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Names for 2021

Dak’s Amore

Dakording to Jim

This one could be pretty memeable. Dak’s face + Jim Belushi’s body = comedy bronze.

Ezekiel’s Bread

Cooper Troopers

CeeDee Drive

See kids, a CD drive was a thing that computers used to – you know what, never mind. I’m just making myself sound old.

Cowboys and Robbers

Aiks and Pains

DallAiks CowTroys

Romocop

Staubach in the Saddle

Novacek Yourself

Witten in the Stars

Back Dallass Up

This is both a message that one should support the Cowboys, as well as some real lowbrow potty humor.

Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Names

Now that Dak is locked down for the foreseeable future, there’s one more big thing he needs to do.

Here’s a hint: it starts with winin and ends with theplayoffs.

Join the Dak Side

Or simply The Dak Side. If you think this is a great fantasy football team name, here’s our full list of Star Wars themed team names.

Welcome Dak, Kotter

Dax Man

Dakumentary Now!

Dak Prescott Bush

Prescott Your Luck

Presscott’s Paper Towels

You Prescotta Be in Pictures

Dak Kine

Aloha! to my Hawaiian Cowboys fans.

Dak Chronic

And sup to my pothead Cowboys fans.

Dakcidentally in Love

And finally hi to my Counting Crowboys, which is also a solid fantasy team name.

Cowboys Backfield Fantasy Team Names

If you want more, we’ve got a full article of nothing but Ezekiel Elliott fantasy football names.

Zeked Out the Win

Kiel Over

The Kiellers

There are tons of other possible Kieller team names:

  • Kielling It
  • Kieller Instinct
  • The Kieller Next Door
  • The Kieller Inside Me
  • Kieller Instinct 

Amari Cooper Fantasy Football Team Names

Amari Cooper has been a 1,000-yard guy every year he’s been in the league. Well, every year except 2017, where he was weirdly bad.

This also happens to be the only year I’ve drafted Mr. Cooper. That’s fantasy, baby.

Cooped Up

Amarevenge

Amariana Grande

Coops I Did It Again

Cooper Heroes

You can modify this any number of ways:

  • Marvel Cooper Heroes
  • Comic Book Cooper Hero
  • Real-Life Cooper Hero

Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb Fantasy Football Team Names

With the contributions of Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb, the Cowboys may have the best wide receiving trio in football. There are some folks in Tampa that might argue otherwise, but what have they ever accomplished?

Full Gallup

Gallup to No Good

This Cowboys fantasy team name is an excellent idea for female fans. If you’re a lady (or want to name your team after one), then grab a girls fantasy football team name from our article dedicated entirely to that topic.

Lamb Roast

Lambasted

Lambskin Larges

CeeDee’s Nutz

Most of you probably hate this Cowboys fantasy name. But there are a few hard-core freaks out there that are into it.

Maybe too much.

Simi, Feheel Me

I just want to get in on the ground floor with this one just in case Simi Fehoko turns into something down the road.

Jerry Jones Fantasy Football Names

If you’re not a Cowboys fan, Jerry Jones seems like a cartoon supervillain bent on ruling the NFL. And if you are a Cowboys fan, then he’s your cartoon supervillain bent on ruling the NFL.

The Devil and Jerry Jones

Scary Jerry

Gene and Jerry’s Nice Team

Now there’s a wholesome team name: a guy, his wife, and an ice cream pun.

Baxter Cain and the Dallas Felons

And in case that reference was a little too subtle: Baxter Cain = Jerry Jones.

Dallas Defense Fantasy Football Names

Putting the D in Dallas since 1960.

Go Directly to Jaylon

Or there’s also Thrown in Jaylon, which also counts as a football pun. Maybe not a good one, but it counts.

Nice Diggs

Go Directly to Jaylon

DeMarcus of the Beast

Texas Motor SpeedLeigh

Not for most casual fantasy fans. If you live in Dallas and love the Cowboys D though, then this a flex name.

Vander Esch Down by the River

Chidobe Acrobat

Feeling Awuzie

I may have to go Leighton.

Sean Top of Old SmokeLee

Ok, that one’s just silly.

Dez Bryant Fantasy Football Team Names

We’re told that Dez Bryant isn’t retired. He’s not interested in playing football, but he isn’t retired.

No, I don’t know what that means either.

Dezpicable Me

Dez Ceased

Because when you leave the NFL, you’re essentially dead.

Room for Dezert

Cannabis Dezpensary

Dezinterested

Bryants Go Marching

Don’t get so hung up on Dez names that you miss this pretty perfect Bryant team name.

Tony Romo Fantasy Football Names

Some would argue that since his retirement, No Romo is one of the perfect fantasy team names. As a society, I say we deserve better.

Plus, that Cowboys fantasy name is just plain played out.

Romo Money, Romo Problems

Romoceans 9

Because he wore number nine, but also because his entire career seems like a heist movie.

RoMonet

For you more sophisticated owners, this Dallas fantasy football name is yours to keep.

The Romotion of the Romocean

For your less sophisticated owner, you’ll have to settle for this one.

Wherever You May Romo

The perfect Cowboys fantasy name for your metal head team owner.

Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Names from Around the Internet

Imna be the Don Beebe to these other writers’ Leon Lett and just swipe the ball right out of their hands.

America’s Fantasy Team

Shoulda Been a Cowboy

Jerry’s Kids

Dak to the Future

Dak in a Box

Baby Got Dak

Dak Dynasty

Romo Sapiens

A much classier use of the Romo/homo pun than one typically finds online.

The Walking Dez

Dezed and Confused

Dezed and Confused Cowboys Fantasy Football Name

Amari 2600

Too Late to Say Amari

Hanging With Mr. Cooper

More Funny Fantasy Team Names for NFL Fans

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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