America’s team is officially Dak’s team (on the field, at least). Above the field, it’s still very much Jerry Jones’ team.
Heck, it’s Jerry Jones’ world – we’re all merely watching football in it.
I present these Dallas Cowboys fantasy football names as an offering to appease the Blue and Silver emperor. And to get you pumped for the 2022 season – is this the year Dak and Zeke finally break through?
Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Names for 2022
Dak Street Boys and N’Zeke
See kids, a CD drive was a thing that computers used to – you know what, never mind. I’m just making myself sound old.
More CeeDee Lamb fantasy names are further down.
Cowboys On the Side
The Boys are Prime
Cowboys Don’t Cry
Cowboys in the Hood
Dakording to Jim
This one could be pretty memeable. Dak’s face + Jim Belushi’s body = comedy bronze.
Schultz Have Known Better
Schultz I Stay or Schultz I Go Now?
Cowboys and Robbers
Back Dallass Up
This Dallas fantasy team name is just a message that one should support their team and nothing more.
For Whom the Ball Tols
This Jalen Tolbert fantasy team name is an idea for your dynasty players out there.
Robocop did technically come back from the dead. Romo not so much.
Staubach in the Saddle
The Jukin’ Jakes
Here’s another potential idea for dynasty league players who are Cowboys’ die-hards, specifically for their 4th-round pick Jake Ferguson.
Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Names
Now that Dak is locked down for the foreseeable future, there’s one more big thing he needs to do. Here’s a hint: it starts with winin and ends with theplayoffs.
If Dak is your stud in 2022, check out our article dedicated entirely to Dak Prescott fantasy team names.
Prescott Your Luck
Dak Prescott Bush
Presscott’s Paper Towels
Aloha! to my Hawaiian Cowboys fans.
And sup to my pothead Cowboys fans.
Dakcidentally in Love
And finally, hi to my Counting Crowboys, which also happens to be a solid Dallas Cowboys fantasy team name.
Cowboys Backfield Fantasy Team Names
If you want more team name ideas from the Cowboys’ stable, we’ve got an entire article of nothing but Ezekiel Elliott fantasy football names.
On the other hand, you may be looking for some fresh Tony Pollard fantasy team names. If that’s the case, well, you’re a gambler, my friend – but you’ve earned my respect.
Zeked Out the Win
There are tons of other possible Kieller team names:
- Kielling It
- Kieller Instinct
- The Kieller Next Door
- The Kieller Inside Me
- Kieller Instinct
Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb Fantasy Names
Is this the year that Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb live up to their promise and post dual top-10 seasons?
By the way, if you’re looking for Amari Cooper fantasy team names, check out our Browns team names article.
Gallup to No Good
This Cowboys fantasy team name is an excellent idea for female fans. If you’re a lady (or want to name your team after one), then grab a girls fantasy football team name from our article dedicated entirely to that topic.
Most of you probably hate this Cowboys fantasy name. But there are a few hard-core freaks out there that are into it – maybe too much.
If it’s not your speed, the don’t worry – we have a bunch more fantasy names for CeeDee Lamb.
Jerry Jones Fantasy Names for 2022
If you’re not a Cowboys fan, Jerry Jones seems like a cartoon supervillain hell-bent on ruling the NFL. And if you are a Cowboys fan, then he’s your cartoon supervillain bent on ruling the NFL.
The Devil and Jerry Jones
Jerry had a Little Lamb
A CeeDee Lamb, that is.
Gene and Jerry’s Nice Team
Now there’s a wholesome team name: a guy, his wife, and an ice cream pun.
Baxter Cain and the Dallas Felons
In case this reference is a little too subtle: Baxter Cain = Jerry Jones.
Dallas Defense Fantasy Football Names
This squad has been putting the D in Dallas since 1960.
Parsons of Interest
Go Directly to Jaylon
There’s also Thrown in Jaylon, which additionally counts as a football pun (maybe not a good one, but it counts).
DeMarcus of the Beast
Texas Motor SpeedLeigh
This cowboys fantasy name is not for casual Dallas fans. If you live in Dallas and love the Cowboys D, though, then this is a flex name.
Vander Esch Down by the River
Dez Bryant Fantasy Football Team Names
We’re told that Dez Bryant isn’t retired. He’s not interested in playing football, but he isn’t retired.
No, I don’t know what that means either.
When you leave the NFL, you’re essentially dead.
Room for Dezert
Bryants Go Marching
Don’t get so hung up on Dez names that you miss this pretty perfect Bryant team name.
Tony Romo Fantasy Football Names
Some would argue that since his retirement, No Romo is one of the perfect fantasy team names. As a society though, I say we deserve better.
Plus, that Cowboys fantasy name is just plain played out.
Romo Money, Romo Problems
Romo wore number nine, but his entire career resembles a heist movie.
For you more sophisticated owners, this Dallas fantasy football name is yours to keep.
The Romotion of the Romocean
For your less sophisticated owner, you’ll have to settle for this Romo team name.
Wherever You May Romo
The perfect Cowboys fantasy name for a metal head team owner.
Cowboys Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web
Imna be the Don Beebe to these other writers’ Leon Lett. Let’s just swipe the Dallas Cowboys fantasy team names right out of their hands.
America’s Fantasy Team
Shoulda Been a Cowboy
Dak to the Future
Dak in a Box
Baby Got Dak
A much classier use of the Romo/homo pun than one typically finds online.
The Walking Dez
Dezed and Confused
Too Late to Say Amari
This fantasy team name may be even more appropriate now that he’s with the Browns.
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More Cowboys Fantasy Team Name Ideas?
If you have a unique, funny idea for a Cowboys fantasy team name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.