Cowboys Fantasy Football Names – 2022 Team Name Ideas for Dallas Fans

Updated on August 14th, 2022 by Brad Perniciaro
Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Names

America’s team is officially Dak’s team (on the field, at least). Above the field, it’s still very much Jerry Jones’ team.

Heck, it’s Jerry Jones’ world – we’re all merely watching football in it.

I present these Dallas Cowboys fantasy football names as an offering to appease the Blue and Silver emperor. And to get you pumped for the 2022 season – is this the year Dak and Zeke finally break through?

Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Names for 2022

Dak Street Boys and N’Zeke

CeeDee Drive

See kids, a CD drive was a thing that computers used to – you know what, never mind. I’m just making myself sound old.

More CeeDee Lamb fantasy names are further down.

Cowboys On the Side

The Boys are Prime

Cowboys Don’t Cry

Cowboys in the Hood

Dak’s Amore

Ezekiel’s Bread

Dakording to Jim

This one could be pretty memeable. Dak’s face + Jim Belushi’s body = comedy bronze.

Schultz Have Known Better

Schultz I Stay or Schultz I Go Now?

Cowboys and Robbers

Back Dallass Up

This Dallas fantasy team name is just a message that one should support their team and nothing more.

Anger Management

DallAiks CowTroys

For Whom the Ball Tols

This Jalen Tolbert fantasy team name is an idea for your dynasty players out there.

Romocop

Robocop did technically come back from the dead. Romo not so much.

Staubach in the Saddle

The Jukin’ Jakes

Here’s another potential idea for dynasty league players who are Cowboys’ die-hards, specifically for their 4th-round pick Jake Ferguson.

Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Names

Now that Dak is locked down for the foreseeable future, there’s one more big thing he needs to do. Here’s a hint: it starts with winin and ends with theplayoffs.

If Dak is your stud in 2022, check out our article dedicated entirely to Dak Prescott fantasy team names.

Prescott Your Luck

No whammies!

Dax Man

Dakumentary Now!

Dak Prescott Bush

Presscott’s Paper Towels

Dak Kine

Aloha! to my Hawaiian Cowboys fans.

Dak Chronic

And sup to my pothead Cowboys fans.

Dakcidentally in Love

And finally, hi to my Counting Crowboys, which also happens to be a solid Dallas Cowboys fantasy team name.

Cowboys Backfield Fantasy Team Names

If you want more team name ideas from the Cowboys’ stable, we’ve got an entire article of nothing but Ezekiel Elliott fantasy football names.

On the other hand, you may be looking for some fresh Tony Pollard fantasy team names. If that’s the case, well, you’re a gambler, my friend – but you’ve earned my respect.

Zeked Out the Win

Kiel Over

The Kiellers

There are tons of other possible Kieller team names:

  • Kielling It
  • Kieller Instinct
  • The Kieller Next Door
  • The Kieller Inside Me
  • Kieller Instinct 

Stripper Pollard

TP Roll

PolLard Butts

Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb Fantasy Names

Is this the year that Michael Gallup and CeeDee Lamb live up to their promise and post dual top-10 seasons?

By the way, if you’re looking for Amari Cooper fantasy team names, check out our Browns team names article.

Full Gallup

Gallup to No Good

This Cowboys fantasy team name is an excellent idea for female fans. If you’re a lady (or want to name your team after one), then grab a girls fantasy football team name from our article dedicated entirely to that topic.

Lamb Roast

Lambasted

Lambskin Larges

CeeDee’s Nutz

Most of you probably hate this Cowboys fantasy name. But there are a few hard-core freaks out there that are into it – maybe too much.

If it’s not your speed, the don’t worry – we have a bunch more fantasy names for CeeDee Lamb.

Jerry Jones Fantasy Names for 2022

If you’re not a Cowboys fan, Jerry Jones seems like a cartoon supervillain hell-bent on ruling the NFL. And if you are a Cowboys fan, then he’s your cartoon supervillain bent on ruling the NFL.

The Devil and Jerry Jones

Scary Jerry

Jerry had a Little Lamb

A CeeDee Lamb, that is.

Gene and Jerry’s Nice Team

Now there’s a wholesome team name: a guy, his wife, and an ice cream pun.

Baxter Cain and the Dallas Felons

In case this reference is a little too subtle: Baxter Cain = Jerry Jones.

Dallas Defense Fantasy Football Names

This squad has been putting the D in Dallas since 1960.

Parsons of Interest

People Parsons

Go Directly to Jaylon

There’s also Thrown in Jaylon, which additionally counts as a football pun (maybe not a good one, but it counts).

Nice Diggs

DeMarcus of the Beast

Texas Motor SpeedLeigh

This cowboys fantasy name is not for casual Dallas fans. If you live in Dallas and love the Cowboys D, though, then this is a flex name.

Vander Esch Down by the River

Dez Bryant Fantasy Football Team Names

We’re told that Dez Bryant isn’t retired. He’s not interested in playing football, but he isn’t retired.

No, I don’t know what that means either.

Dezpicable Me

Dez Ceased

When you leave the NFL, you’re essentially dead.

Room for Dezert

Cannabis Dezpensary

Dezinterested

Bryants Go Marching

Don’t get so hung up on Dez names that you miss this pretty perfect Bryant team name.

Tony Romo Fantasy Football Names

Some would argue that since his retirement, No Romo is one of the perfect fantasy team names. As a society though, I say we deserve better.

Plus, that Cowboys fantasy name is just plain played out.

Romo Money, Romo Problems

Romoceans 9

Romo wore number nine, but his entire career resembles a heist movie.

RoMonet

For you more sophisticated owners, this Dallas fantasy football name is yours to keep.

The Romotion of the Romocean

For your less sophisticated owner, you’ll have to settle for this Romo team name.

Wherever You May Romo

The perfect Cowboys fantasy name for a metal head team owner.

Cowboys Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web

Imna be the Don Beebe to these other writers’ Leon Lett. Let’s just swipe the Dallas Cowboys fantasy team names right out of their hands.

America’s Fantasy Team

Shoulda Been a Cowboy

Jerry’s Kids

Dak to the Future

Dak in a Box

Baby Got Dak

Dak Dynasty

Romo Sapiens

A much classier use of the Romo/homo pun than one typically finds online.

The Walking Dez

Dezed and Confused

Dezed and Confused Cowboys Fantasy Football Name

Too Late to Say Amari

This fantasy team name may be even more appropriate now that he’s with the Browns.

More Funny Fantasy Team Names for NFL Fans

More Cowboys Fantasy Team Name Ideas?

If you have a unique, funny idea for a Cowboys fantasy team name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.

About the author

Brad Perniciaro

Brad is a software developer and has been running successful fantasy football leagues since 1999. When he isn't playing fantasy football, he's writing about fantasy football.

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