49ers Fantasy Football Names – 2020 Team Name Ideas for San Francisco Fans

Updated on July 5th, 2020 by David Sharp
49ers Fantasy Football Names

Sure, the lasting memory of Super Bowl LIV is Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs roasting the 49ers in the 4th quarter. But lost in all the ticker-tape is the fact that very few expected the Niners to be there in the first place.

Remember, San Francisco was 4-12 in 2018, and 6-10 the year before that. With that in mind, you have to say that the future is looking pretty bright out by the bay. 

Here are some brand-new San Francisco 49ers fantasy football team names for 2020. And don’t worry – there’s not a single Frisco reference on the list.

The Best San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football Names

Traditional options when naming a fantasy team are referencing an all-pro player, the coach, or even the city itself. I personally like more obscure names because, well, your opponents have all season to figure out what the hell you’re referencing.

Here are the best 49ers fantasy football names for the upcoming season.

San Frantasy Football

Covid-49

Too soon? Not soon enough?

Brieda My Hair

Jerick McKinnon’s Super Bowl Ring

Dude gets injured in the preseason, and never plays a down, but still gets a ring.

Please Staley, Joe

Joe Staley’s been a Niner for two Superbowls, 12 starting quarterbacks, and seven head coaches (including Jim Tomsula twice).

Jusz the Cyzk, Please

Deebo’s Nutz

I don’t try to get a Deez Nutz into every one of these articles, it just happens that way.

The Mostert Dangerous Game

Jimmy Garoppolo Fantasy Football Names

Is it any coincidence that Jimmy Garoppolo’s first full season with the 9ers is the first time they go to the Super Bowl post-Harbaugh?

GaroppoLone Wolves

GaroppoLone Survivors

Garoppoling Hooks

Marco Garoppolo

GaroppoLow Maintenance

Only the Garoppolonely

George Kittle Fantasy Team Names

Fantasy-wise, tight end is such a black hole that it’s exciting whenever anyone decent comes along. Thank god for George Kittle, who’s become one of the two or three reliable fantasy TEs in the league.

Kittle by Kittle

Kittle Miracles

Kittle Me This

Kittle All Work Out

Kittles and Blitz

I can hear the song now: Kittles and blitz and blitz and blitz, Kittles and blitz and blitz…

Classic 49ers Fantasy Football Team Names

The 49ers have thirteen players and coaches who have been elected into the hall of fame. Giovanni Carmazzi is not on that list.

Jerry Rice-A-Roni

I know it’s obvious, but it’s also the San Francisco Treat.

Montana Yer Hide

Steve Young and the Restless

Young at Heart

Candlestick Kids

The Wattersboy

Ricky Watters: criminally underrated. The Waterboy: legally underrated.

Frank Gore Lives!

They say that he’s still out there somewhere, averaging 3.5 yards per carry and stealing jobs from younger backs.

Garcia Later

Terrell or Not Terrell

That was the question in 2004, and the Niners went Not Terrell.

Tittleating Y.A. Fiction

I wish we lived in a world where someone would use this as their team name. I don’t think we do.

But a man can wish, can’t he?

City of San Francisco Fantasy Football Team Names

San Francisco has a rich history of art, culture, and legendary weirdos. So many freaky, freaky weirdos.

Coleman Gate Bridge

I Haight and Will Ashbury You

Alcatraz Escapees

City Lights Blocks

Original home of the Beat movement. The Beat Your Ass movement, that is.

The Sherman House

This may cut deep, even for some San Franciscans. But trust me, this is a near-perfect reference.

49ers Defense Fantasy Football Names

Maybe you play in an IDP league. Or maybe, you want to honor the players that get wins but little fantasy glory.

Kwon Way Or Another

DeForest For DeTrees

You’re Not the Bosa Me

Isolation Ward

Like Revis Island for the Covid generation.

Anger Shermanagement

49ers Fantasy Names From Around the Web

I don’t care if you use one of my names. You can even use one of these good fantasy football names from some other very funny folks. I simply want you to choose a name that will adequately annoy your opponents.

Kittles, Taste the Rainbow

Kittle Corn

Aint Nothin’ But a Jimmy G Thang

Garoppolypse Now

The Garoppolos Islands

El Garopollo Loco

Jimmy G-Spot

All About That Bosa

The Bosa-Matic

This is a deep cut for the hardcore SNL fans out there.

Mother Buckners

Shannahanigans

How Deebo Your Love?

Any Bee Gees fans out there?

Tevin Eleven

Comedic Gould

Because naming your team after your kicker is the ultimate power move. 

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About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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