The Philadelphia Eagles are one of the NFL’s oldest and most storied franchises.
Unfortunately, until just a couple of years ago, a lot of those stories were bad. Like, Donovan-McNabb-literally-puking-in-the-Super-Bowl kind of bad.
And then 2017 happened, and all was forgiven. Here are our best Philadelphia Eagles fantasy football names to help you keep living in the past. The good part, that is.
Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names for 2023
As great as that Super Bowl win was, it’s starting to feel like a long time ago. For example, there’s not a single fantasy-relevant player left from that team.
Unless you’re in a league that somehow keeps stats for ofensive linemen. Which you aren’t.
Hurts So Good
Anything with want or wanted, really:
- DeVonted Dead or Alive
- I DeVont It That Way
- I DeVont You to DeVont Me
- DeVonted Poster
- I DeVont to Know What Love Is
Waiting for Goedert
Clear a Lane, Johnson
The Millennium Eagles
If outer space is your thing, check out these Star wars team names.
Kelce Me, Feel Me
He’s a three-time Pro-Bowler and two-time All-Pro, a Super Bowl Champ. And he’s still only the second-most famous player in his own family.
Came and Wentz
What a brief, passionate affair the Carson Wentz era was. There were highs, there were lows, and then it was over – ah, l’amour. She is fickle, no?
Linc and the Legend of Zelda
The Invincible Wahlbergs
Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but the original Vince Papale only had one catch in his career and never scored a touchdown.
Midnight in the Garden of Green and Eagle
Midnight Green is the Eagles’ signature color, and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a 3rd tier Clint Eastwood joint that only one guy reading this remembers.
Free Entry with Shovel
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Jalen Hurts Fantasy Team Names
Jalen Hurts is officially in the pantheon of fantasy relevant quarterbacks. It’s time we get some quality Jalen Hurts fantasy team names to match.
Do You Really Want to Hurts Me
Go Directly to Jalen
Jalenter the Dragon
A.J. Brown Fantasy Team Name Ideas
A.J. Brown is one of the most under-the-radar fantasy stars around which, in a way, is better. First-round production from a first-rounder is great. But second-round production from a sixth-rounder wins championships.
The Brown Notes
Dr. Browner’s Soaper Bowl
You might have to be a Trader Joe’s shopper to get this one.
What Can Brown do for You?
Yes, it’s hacky. But I worry that if I don’t include it you’ll think I missed it.
Eagles Defense Fantasy Football Team Names
Just because defensive players don’t get fantasy props doesn’t mean they can’t be the spiritual inspiration for your fantasy team.
Taking it to the Hargrave
Honey Baked Graham
Insider Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names
If you get any of these references, then you might know too much about the Iggles.
Frankford Yellow Jackets
Or you could go Frankford Athletic Association if you want to get real historical with it.
The Phil-Pitt Steagles
Because who doesn’t love a good team-up?
Cops: If we cover these light poles with Crisco, then people won’t try to climb them, right?
Philly: Challenge accepted.
The Crisco Cops
1989 Bounty Bowl Champs
Bring me the head of Troy Aikman! – Buddy Ryan, 1989
Cunningham and Eggs
Midnight Green Akers
Foles Me Once
Is Nick Foles the greatest backup QB ever?
Jaws of Death
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Fantasy Football Team Names
I know this seems like a weird change of pace. But after the Eagles, IASIP has gotta be the best thing to come out of Philadelphia, right? Unless I’m forgetting something.
Thunder Gun Express
Frank Reynold’s Little Beauties
Ass Kickers United
Does your cat make too much noise all the time?
The Charlie Workers
The game of games.
The D.E.N.N.I.S System
The Nightmen Cometh
Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet
I didn’t write these Eagles fantasy team names, but game recognizes game.
Unsinkable AJ Brown
Brown Bagging It
No Phly Zone
The Root of All Eagle
Miles High Club
It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
The Nightmen Cometh
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