Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names – Funny Names for Your 2021 Fantasy Team

Updated on August 24th, 2021 by David Sharp
Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names

The Philadelphia Eagles are one of the NFL’s oldest and most storied franchises.

Unfortunately, until just a couple of years ago, a lot of those stories were bad. Like, Donovan-McNabb-literally-puking-in-the-Super-Bowl kind of bad.

And then 2017 happened, and all was forgiven. Here are our best Philadelphia Eagles fantasy football names to help you keep living in the past. The good part, that is.

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names for 2021

As great as that Super Bowl win was, it’s starting to feel like a long time ago. Most of the players from that team are gone now, including the top two quarterbacks on the depth chart.

But Nate Sudefeld yet remains. Don’t worry – there aren’t any Nate Sudefeld names on this list.

Jalenter the Dragon

Hurts’ Bees

Hurts Doughnut

DeVonted Offense

DeVonted Poster

DeVonted Man, I DeVont You to DeVont Me – anything with wanted, really.

Waiting for a Goedert

Alshon Bright Like a Diamond

Alshon Jeffery Didn’t Kill Himself

Too dark? If not, here are more inappropriate fantasy football team names.

Clear a Lane, Johnson

Hi, Howard You?

Just in case you’re still carrying a torch for recent re-addition Jordan Howard.

The Millennium Eagle

If outer space is your thing, check out these Star wars team names.

Iggle Pop

Kelce Me, Feel Me

He’s a three-time Pro-Bowler and two-time All-Pro, a Super Bowl Champ, and still only the second-most famous player in his own family.

Linc and the Legend of Zelda

The Invincible Wahlbergs

Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but the original Vince Papale only had one catch in his career and never scored a touchdown.

Midnight in the Garden of Green and Eagle

Midnight Green is the Eagles’ signature color, and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a 3rd tier Clint Eastwood joint that only one guy reading this remembers. 

Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Team Names

According to SportScience, Zach Ertz was in the 96% percentile in terms of name

First to Ertzt

Or Ertz to Worst, if that suits you better.


Who’s on Ertz?



Or you can always try Anti-Zaccination if, you know, you hate science. 

Carson Wentz Fantasy Football Team Names

Ah, what a brief, passionate affair the Carson Wentz era was. There were highs, there were lows, and then it was over.

Ah, l’amour. She is fickle, no?

Came and Wentz

Oh, I Wentz There

Wentzday Addams

The Wentz and Future King

This Piggy Wentz to Market

Wentzlevania 6-5000

I’m not sure if this is a Young Frankenstein reference, a Jeff Goldblum reference, or a Glen Miller reference, but either way, it’s way too old for the vast majority of people reading this article.

Eagles Defense Fantasy Football Team Names

Just because defensive players don’t get fantasy props doesn’t mean they can’t be the spiritual inspiration for your fantasy team.

Singleton Pickup

Cox Communications

Fletch Lives

Honey Baked Graham

Mills Communication

Insider Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names

If you get any of these references, then you might know too much about the Iggles.

Frankford Yellow Jackets

Or you could go Frankford Athletic Association if you want to get real historical with it.

The Phil-Pitt Steagles

Because who doesn’t love a good team-up?

Free Entry with Shovel

Crisco Cops

Cops: If we cover these light poles with Crisco, then people won’t try to climb them, right?

Philly: Challenge accepted.

1989 Bounty Bowl Champs

Bring me the head of Troy Aikman! Buddy Ryan, 1989 

Cunningham and Eggs

Nabb Time

Midnight Green Akers

Foles Me Once

Is Nick Foles the greatest backup QB ever?

Jaworski Bums

Jaws of Death

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Fantasy Football Team Names

I know this seems like a weird change of pace. But after the Eagles, IASIP has gotta be the best thing to come out of Philadelphia, right? Unless I’m forgetting something.

Thunder Gun Express

Frank Reynold’s Little Beauties

Ass Kickers United

Kitten Mittens

Does your cat make too much noise all the time?

The Charlie Workers

Chardee MacDennis

The game of games.

The D.E.N.N.I.S System

The Nightmen Cometh

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names from Around the Internet

I didn’t write these Eagles fantasy team names, but game recognizes game.

Wentz It Rains It Pours

You Only Live Wentz

The Sixth Wentz

Slippery Wentz Wet

Wentz Bitten, Twice Shy

My Ball Zach Ertz

Ertz Rent-a-Car

Love Ertz

So Good it Ertz

The Perderson Principal

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About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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