60+ Witty and Funny Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names

Updated on August 31st, 2022 by Brad Perniciaro

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names

The Philadelphia Eagles are one of the NFL’s oldest and most storied franchises.

Unfortunately, until just a couple of years ago, a lot of those stories were bad. Like, Donovan-McNabb-literally-puking-in-the-Super-Bowl kind of bad.

And then 2017 happened, and all was forgiven. Here are our best Philadelphia Eagles fantasy football names to help you keep living in the past. The good part, that is.

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Names for 2023

As great as that Super Bowl win was, it’s starting to feel like a long time ago. For example, there’s not a single fantasy-relevant player left from that team.

Unless you’re in a league that somehow keeps stats for ofensive linemen. Which you aren’t.

Iggle Pop

Hurts So Good

Brownie Troop

DeVonted Offense

DeVonted Man

Anything with want or wanted, really:

DeVonted Dead or Alive
I DeVont It That Way
I DeVont You to DeVont Me
DeVonted Poster
I DeVont to Know What Love Is

Waiting for Goedert

Clear a Lane, Johnson

The Millennium Eagles

If outer space is your thing, check out these Star wars team names.

Kelce Me, Feel Me

He’s a three-time Pro-Bowler and two-time All-Pro, a Super Bowl Champ. And he’s still only the second-most famous player in his own family.

Came and Wentz

What a brief, passionate affair the Carson Wentz era was. There were highs, there were lows, and then it was over – ah, l’amour. She is fickle, no?

Linc and the Legend of Zelda

The Invincible Wahlbergs

Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but the original Vince Papale only had one catch in his career and never scored a touchdown.

Midnight in the Garden of Green and Eagle

Midnight Green is the Eagles’ signature color, and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a 3rd tier Clint Eastwood joint that only one guy reading this remembers.

Free Entry with Shovel

We’ve got more Eagles fantasy name deep cuts down below.

Jalen Hurts Fantasy Team Names

Jalen Hurts is officially in the pantheon of fantasy relevant quarterbacks. It’s time we get some quality Jalen Hurts fantasy team names to match.

Do You Really Want to Hurts Me

Go Directly to Jalen

Jalenter the Dragon

Hurts’ Bees

Hurts Doughnut

A.J. Brown Fantasy Team Name Ideas

A.J. Brown is one of the most under-the-radar fantasy stars around which, in a way, is better. First-round production from a first-rounder is great. But second-round production from a sixth-rounder wins championships.

Rolling Brownout

The Brown Notes

Dr. Browner’s Soaper Bowl

You might have to be a Trader Joe’s shopper to get this one.

Browntasaurus

Browntown

What Can Brown do for You?

Yes, it’s hacky. But I worry that if I don’t include it you’ll think I missed it.

Eagles Defense Fantasy Football Team Names

Just because defensive players don’t get fantasy props doesn’t mean they can’t be the spiritual inspiration for your fantasy team.

Taking it to the Hargrave

Sweat’s Socks

Cox Communications

Fletch Lives

Honey Baked Graham

Insider Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names

If you get any of these references, then you might know too much about the Iggles.

Frankford Yellow Jackets

Or you could go Frankford Athletic Association if you want to get real historical with it.

The Phil-Pitt Steagles

Because who doesn’t love a good team-up?

Cops: If we cover these light poles with Crisco, then people won’t try to climb them, right?

Philly: Challenge accepted.

The Crisco Cops

1989 Bounty Bowl Champs

Bring me the head of Troy Aikman! – Buddy Ryan, 1989

Cunningham and Eggs

Nabb Time

Midnight Green Akers

Foles Me Once

Is Nick Foles the greatest backup QB ever?

Jaworski Bums

Jaws of Death

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Fantasy Football Team Names

I know this seems like a weird change of pace. But after the Eagles, IASIP has gotta be the best thing to come out of Philadelphia, right? Unless I’m forgetting something.