Wow, that was fast. Baker Mayfield’s time in Cleveland has already come and gone – for better or worse.
Deshaun Watson is certainly a better quarterback when he’s on the field, but off the field? Well, that might be a different story.
To celebrate the start of yet another bold new era, here are some Cleveland Browns fantasy football names for 2023.
Cleveland Browns Fantasy Names for 2023
Baker Mayfield was the face of the franchise, but let’s face it, he was never a great fantasy QB. There are still plenty of far more fantasy-relevant players in Cleveland, headlined by Nick Chubb.
Heck, I’d even draft Myles Garrett – but only as a PF in NBA leagues.
If you want to go Full Chubb, we have an entire article dedicated to just Nick Chubb fantasy team names.
Turn Down for Watson
Myles High Club
Other Njoku jokes include:
- Knock-Knock Njokus
- Dad Njokus
- Inside Njoku
- Running Njoku
The Peoples-Jones Court
The Will of the Peoples-Jones
For Whom David Bell Tolls
There’s been some heavy turnover at wide receiver in Cleveland the last few years. Will David Bell be the guy that brings some stability to the position, just another victim of the churn?
Ring My Bell
I love a team name that comes with its own theme song.
You Win Some, You Newsome
You know, the Browns have a new Newsome now. Appropriately, he’s even Newsome II.
Ground and Dawg Pound
Yep, we have an entire section dedicated to Kareem Hunt fantasy football names.
The WATS Team
Did you know that Cleveland was the first city to be lit with electric lights? Pretty cool!
No, that doesn’t have anything to do with fantasy football. But it sure beats talking about Deshaun Watson’s massages.
If you ARE into those types of team names, the are plenty more in our Deshaun Watson fantasy football names article.
Run and Tug
I couldn’t resist. If that’s the kind of name you’re looking for though, we have a whole article of politically incorrect fantasy football names.
Kareem Hunt Fantasy Team Names
There was a question about whether or not Nick Chubb and Kareem Hunt could co-exist in the same backfield. They answered that by combining to form the most terrifying two-headed monster since that purple thing on Sesame Street.
Maybe you think that thing is cute. I think it’s nightmare fuel.
Hunting for Chubb
On the Hunt
This Kareem Hunt fantasy name uses my personal favorite of the Kareem/cream puns. But there are so many more possibilities:
- Kareem of the Crop
- Getting’ Kareemed
- Kareem Soda
- Kareem Cheese
- Kareem Pies
- Ice Kareem, etc.
Amari Cooper Fantasy Football Team Names
Is Cleveland the place where Mr. Cooper returns to prime-time, or is that show off the air forever? Here are our best Amari Cooper team names for those that are still hangin’ on.
Coops I Did It Again
You can modify this Amari Cooper fantasy name in any number of ways:
- Marvel Cooper Heroes
- Comic Book Cooper Hero
- Real-Life Cooper Hero
Browns Defensive Players Fantasy Team Names
One of the keys to the Browns’ rebound has been the transformation of their defense. Under head coach Kevin Stefanski and defensive coordinator Joe Woods, the Browns have gone from gracious doormat to tenaciously mediocre.
By the by, Tenaciously Mediocre isn’t that bad of a fantasy team name either.
Myles From Here
This name is fine on its own, but it’s perfect if you happen to be from Arlington, Texas (the actual hometown of Myles Garrett).
Myles Garrett’s Masonry
Let’s just say that Myles Garret has applied a little retroactive continuity to that whole helmet incident.
Mitchell vs. the Machines
Or even better Takitaki Torchtorch.
Classic Cleveland Browns Fantasy Football Names
1964 was a long time ago. That even longer in Dawg years.
Jim Brown’s Dirty Eleven
Because Jim Brown retired on the set of the Dirty Dozen. Now that’s a baller move.
Warfield of Dreams
Dude, if fantasy existed in the 40’s Mac Speedie would have been a monster. Sure, 67 receptions don’t seem that impressive. That’s until you consider the second-best receiver only caught 49!
Groza was a combo placekicker and offensive tackle. If you consider today’s players’ bodies, that’s hard to picture.
Tragic Cleveland Browns Fantasy Football Names
I give you these Browns fantasy names because there are three ways to deal with tragedy:
- Cry about it
- Laugh about it
- Name your fantasy team after it.
Josh Gordon My Nerves
Josh Gordon got on many peoples’ nerves. For example, any fantasy owner that’s drafted him in any of the last six years.
Willie Green’s Backstabbers
If you don’t know what I’m referencing, here’s ESPN’s coverage from the time.
I honestly don’t know if Freddy Kitchens has tattoos or not. But if he got one of a kitchen sink, that would be epic.
Kitchens’ ink kitchen sink!
Browns Fantasy Names From Around the Web
I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that in this entire list there isn’t a single brown = poop name on the list. Not one!
It’s 2023, and we all deserve better. Anyhow, here are some of the best Browns fantasy team names from across the internet.
A Clockwork Brown and Orange
The Ohio Players
You might say that this name is… fire?
Brown and Orange is the New Black
Hot Chubb Time Machine
Hey, weren’t those same names used in your Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Names article? So what if they were?
What are you, the name police?
Deshaun of the Dead
Watson Your Wallet
It’s Always Darkest Before Deshaun
Elementary, My Dear Watson
Watson Your Mind
Njoku’s on You
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More Ideas for Browns Fantasy Team Names?
Tell me all of your ideas for Browns’ fantasy football team names. I’ll add the good ones to this list.