Vikings Fantasy Football Names – 2021 Team Name Ideas for Minnesota Fans

Vikings Fantasy Football Fans

Minnesotans are a hearty bunch. They’ve been known to survive brutal cold stretches by being optimistic about the chances of brighter days ahead.

And in addition to the Vikings, they have to deal with the weather too. I’m kidding Vikings fans! Mostly!

Here are some piping hot Minnesota Vikings fantasy football names to keep you warm in 2021.

Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Names for 2021

Now that the Washington Football Team has ditched their old nickname, could the Vikings be next? Could swarms of taciturn Scandinavian men descend on US Bank Stadium to politely protest being used as a mascot?

Not likely.

Viking Kong vs. Godzilla

Viking of Monsters

For a team image, you just put a Vikes helmet on Godzilla. Easy-peasy.

Dalvengence is Mine

Justin Time

Catching Thiels

Fantasy football team names this perfect don’t come along that often, people. Get it while it’s good.

Kirkland Signature

Mond Top of the World

Just in case Kellen Mond turns into something. I want to be able to show that I was in on the ground floor.

Minneapolis Miracles

Rolling SKOL

Ball of America

MinnesoTons of Fun

Vikings of Leon

Are the Kings of Leon even still relevant?

Viking of the Road

King of the Road will always be relevant.

Baby, It’s SKOLd Outside

SKOLd Skool

I suppose you could spell this Vikings fantasy team name correctly. But where’s the fun in that?

Dippin’ SKOL

SKOL’ Grand-Dad

This Vikings fantasy football team name is for grandfathers or lovers of cheap whiskey.

Vikinky

Or Vikink Positive.

Your Purple Highness

Is it a coincidence that both Prince and the Vikings use purple as their signature color? Are some things just meant to be, or was Prince secretly a Vikes fan?

Walsh Wide Left

Tragedy + Time = funny Vikings fantasy team names?

The Great Minnesota Roof Collapse

Jared Allen’s Missing Mullet

There might have been better NFL players out there, but there were none swaggier.

Smoot’s Boats

When referencing the most shameful (and hilarious) incident in Vikings history, you have options:

  • Smoot Cruise
  • Fred Smoot’s Life Preservers
  • Smoot Operators
  • Freddy’s Love Boat

Kirk Cousins Fantasy Football Names

Kirk Cousins is one of the most polarizing quarterbacks in the NFL. Is he one of the worst of the best quarterbacks or one of the best of the worst quarterbacks?

KF’nC

You can mumble this Vikings team name with appreciation any time Cousins makes a nice throw. Kirk. F’n. Cousins. K. F. C.

Captain Kirk

Kirk Diggler

You’re a star.

Kirk Covids

Irked by Kirk

Not everyone’s a fan.

Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Team Names

Dalvin Cook is good. So good, in fact, that we dedicated an entire article to just Dalvin Cook fantasy team names. Here’s a sample.

Sunday Cook Out

Dalv-in Movies

Dalvin Me Crazy

Or Dalv Me Crazy for those of you that still remember the Fine Young Cannibals.

Dalvfense Wins Championships

Adam Thielen Fantasy Team Names

Born in Minnesota, Thielen played high school and college ball in Minnesota. Then, he landed a spot on the Vikings practice squad in 2013. The rest is history (in the making).

At this point, Thielen is a Minnesota institution on par with Caribou Coffee and hot dish.

Thielen Minnesota

This Thielen fantasy team name is pretty solid – provided you’re old enough to remember the ’96 Keanu movie, that is.

The Creation of Adam Thielen

A.T. Phone Home

Thielen Groovy

You may have noticed that Thielin and Feelin’ sound pretty similar. Me too.

  • Thielen Good
  • Thielen All Right
  • More than a Thielen
  • Thielen It
  • I Thiel You

Justin Jefferson Fantasy Names

Jefferson went from LSU purple and gold to Minnesota purple and gold. So it’s not Adam Thielen. But it’s something.

Justin Case

JefferSon of a Gun

Or JefferSon of a… well, you know.

Fathers and Jeffersons

Jefferson’s Montecello

TBH, this is likely the Vikings fantasy team name that I would use. Probably no one else would as it’s boring and weird. But I might.

JJ’s Dynamite

Mike Zimmer Fantasy Football Team Names

Mike Zimmer’s been in Minnesota for a minute now, and he’s starting to pile up some respectable numbers. Currently, he’s third in wins behind the legendary Bud Grant and Dennis They Are Who We Thought They Were Green.

Zimmersive Experiences

State of Zimmergency

ZimMermaids

ZimMuderers’ Row

Zet to Zimmer

Zimmering on the Ztove, Zimmering Anger, etc.

Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Team Names from Around the Web

I suppose I could put the old standby Purple People Eaters in this section. If you can’t come up with that Vikings fantasy team name on your own, you have bigger issues.

Purple Reign

Magic Skol Bus

Skol-line Defense

Vikings Booze Cruise

First Cousins

Battle of DunKirk

Dalvin and the Chipmunks

Hooked on a Thielen

Can’t Stop this Thielen

Invader Zimmer

Fantasy Team Names for all NFL Teams

If the Vikings aren’t your team, fret not. We have a dedicated fantasy name article for every team in the NFL. Enjoy.

Ideas for Vikings Fantasy Football Names?

If you have an original idea for another Minnesota Vikings fantasy team name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this article.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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