Bears Fantasy Football Names – 2020 Team Name Ideas for Chicago Fans

Updated on July 5th, 2020 by David Sharp
Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Team Names

If you want a deep cut Chicago Bears fantasy football team name, try the Decatur Staleys or Staley Starch Makers. Those were the team’s original names when it was founded back in 1920.

The nerds among you have no doubt realized that 2020 marks 100 years of Bears football. To celebrate, I present 40+ brand new Bears fantasy football names (plus a few classics, just for fun).

Nice Mitch Trubisky Fantasy Football Team Names

Mitch Trubisky takes a lot of flak, very little of it justified. He has a winning record as a starter, a respectable career TD-INT ratio, and even played in a Pro Bowl.

For those of you still backing Mitch, these names are for you.

Tru Believers

Season of the Mitch

Cool name, cool theme song.

The One Trubisky

Los Trubicabras

Get Mitch or Die Tryin’

Lobster Bisky

Little Mitch Can’t Be Wrong

Spin Doctors anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

Mean Mitch Trubisky Fantasy Football Team Names

Mitch Trubisky takes a lot of flak, much of it justified. He had single-digit fantasy points in seven of his 15 starts last year.

Those are tight end numbers, people!

MitchMatched

Too Good To Be Trubisky

Karma’s a Mitch

Mitch Please

Mitched Blessings

Allen Robinson II Fantasy Names

You could make the case that this dude was the only Bear worth owning in fantasy last year. He finished 7th overall in WR points but was only 30th in ADP.

Nice.

Cops and Robinsons

II Much Robinson 4 U

Or just II Much if you’re into the whole brevity thing.

Allen’s Wrenches

Swiss Family Robinson

Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood

Classic Eddie Murphy.

David Montgomery Fantasy Football Names

I’m not gonna lie. I was pretty disappointed with David Montgomery last year.

But not so disappointed that I won’t be getting an unreasonable amount of shares this year, but still.

Hit Me In My DM’s

Run DM, See?

It helps if you say it in a threatening gangster voice.

The Montgomery Ward

Michelangelo’s David Montgomery

Monty’s Ball Problem

For those unfamiliar with the Monty Hall problem, here’s creepy Kevin Spacey to help explain it:

Tarik Cohen Fantasy Team Names

After a productive 2018 (162 total fantasy points), Tarik Cohen fell off in 2019 (only 84.9 fantasy points). Maybe I’m a sucker, but I predict a return to 10-team relevance next year.

Cohen My Way?

There are a ton of good Cohen/Going names:

  • Cohen All the Way
  • Coming and Cohen
  • I’m Cohen Crazy
  • Cohen Out of Business
  • Cohen out of Style

Cohenheads

Cohen the Barbarian

The LaBrea Tarik Pits

We’re Going Tariking!

Old School is itself now old school. Crazy.

Bears Defensive Fantasy Names

There are few constants in this world. But a few things are predictable.

The sun rises in the East, sets in the West, and the Bears have a good defense.

A Time to Khalil

Khalil Bhill

Haha, Clinton Dicks

This is just a lesson about the importance of spelling and punctuation.

Fuller House

Fist Fuller Dollars

Bilal About the Benjamins

Rip Cordarelle

Not a defensive player, but he was a special teams Pro Bowler in 2019.

Cut the Cordarelle

This is what you should do if you don’t get points for individual special teams players.

Classic Bears Fantasy Football Names

Here’s a trivia question for you: which NFL team has the most Hall of Famers? Answer: The Bears, of course.

It’d be weird if I was asking that question in a Bears article and the answer was some other team.

Truth Sayers

Moby Ditka

Buccing Bronkos

NagurSki Bums

Two things:

  1. This is an excellent fantasy football team name.
  2. Bronko Nagurski was a certified badass.

Bill George Conner

This one might be too deep, even for some Bears fans. Bill George and George Connor are two Hall of Famers.

These guys essentially helped invent the linebacker position.

Bear Jordan

Not a football player, but no one in Chicago cares.

The Best Bears Fantasy Names From Around the Web

Puns are like fruit, hanging on trees and ready to be grabbed. This fruit was hanging a little too low, and other writers grabbed it first.

Da Bear Necessities

Grin and Bear It

Bear Force One

Bear Goggles

Bearzerkers

Theme song:

Loaded for Bear

Trubiscuits and Gravy

Mitch Perfect

The Bear Mitch Project

Double puns can be tricky, but this one sticks the landing.

Trubisky Business

Tried and Trubisky

Mitch Slapped

The Big Trubisky

Baby Got Mack

Khalil or be Khaliled

License to Khalil

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About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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