The only organization that has more history than the Bears is the Cardinals. Unless you’re only counting good history, in which case the Bears have the most by far.
To honor that history, here are 40+ original Chicago Bears fantasy football names (plus a few classics, just for fun). Who knows, they may even help you get past the Trubisky years.
Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Names for 2021
It’d be weird if I was asking that question in a Bears article and the answer was some other team.
Daltons of Fun
The Millennium Dalton
Fields is Justin Time
That’s Allen Robinson + the future.
Cohen My Way?
There are a ton of good Cohen/Going names:
- Cohen All the Way
- Coming and Cohen
- I’m Cohen Crazy
- Cohen Out of Business
- Cohen out of Style
We’re Going Tariking!
Old School is itself now old school. Crazy.
Staley Starch Makers
These are what you call street cred team names. They show the rest of your league you know your history – or it forces them to learn it.
- This is an excellent fantasy football team name.
- Bronko Nagurski was a certified badass.
Not a football player, but no one in Chicago cares.
David Montgomery Fantasy Football Names
It always amazes me how many people miss on NFL-quality talent along the way. David Montgomery was barely recruited out of high school, then only drafted in the third round out of Iowa State.
And then, just two years later, DM is a top-ten back in the league. Did something change that made him that much better, or is the entire country full of idiots?
Hit Me In My DM’s
Run DM, See?
It helps if you say it in a threatening gangster voice.
The Montgomery Ward
Michelangelo’s David Montgomery
Monty’s Ball Problem
For those unfamiliar with the Monty Hall problem, here’s creepy Kevin Spacey to help explain it.
Allen Robinson II Fantasy Names
Most receivers that have been around as long as Allen Robinson II aren’t considered breakout candidates. Then again, most receivers haven’t had Mitch Trubisky as their primary QB, so maybe there’s even more in AR2’s tank.
Cops and Robinsons
II Much Robinson 4 U
Or just II Much if you are into the whole brevity thing.
Swiss Family Robinson
Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
Classic Eddie Murphy.
Bears Defense Fantasy Names
There are few constants in this world, so it’s nice when you find something you can count on.
The sun rises in the East, sets in the West, and the Bears have a good defense. It’s almost soothing.
A Time to Khalil
Or Khalil Bhill if you want to go one step further.
Bilal About the Benjamins
Tell the Truf
Not a defensive player, but Coradrelle Patterson has been one of the best special teams players in the NFL for the last few seasons.
Cut the Cordarelle
Cut is what you have to do to Cordarelle if you don’t get points for individual special teams players.
Mitchell Trubisky Fantasy Football Team Names
Sure, Mitch Trubisky may be gone, but for Bears fans, the feelings remain.
Karma’s a Mitch
Season of the Mitch
Too Good To Be Trubisky
Get Mitch or Die Tryin’
Little Mitch Can’t Be Wrong
Spin Doctors anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
The Best Bears Fantasy Team Names From Around the Web
Puns are like fruit, hanging on trees and ready to be grabbed. The fruit of these Bears fantasy team names was hanging a little too low, and other writers grabbed it first.
Andy Dalton’s Red Zone
Da Bear Necessities
Grin and Bear It
Bear Force One
Plus you’ve got a sweet theme song.
Loaded for Bear
Baby Got Mack
Khalil or be Khaliled
License to Khalil
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