Bears Fantasy Football Names – 2023 Team Name Ideas for Chicago Fans

Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Team Names

The only organization that has more history than the Bears is the Cardinals. Unless you’re only counting good history, in which case the Bears have the most by far.

To honor that history, here are 40+ original Chicago Bears fantasy football names (plus a few classics, just for fun). Who knows, they may even help you get past the Trubisky years.

Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Names for 2023

Here’s a trivia question for you: which NFL team has the most Hall of Famers? Answer: The Bears, of course.

It’d be weird if I was asking that question in a Bears article and the answer was some other team.

Catching Fields

Fields is Justin Time

Fields General

Fields Good, Man

BTW if you like these but want more options, there’s a whole article dedicated to Justin Fields team name ideas.

Monty’s Pythons

Velus Jones’ School of Technology

There are quite a few Velus Jones fantasy team names in this vein. The best part is they also come with their own team picture possiblities.

Not politically correct or NSFW, btw.

High Velusity

In the Bear Tonight

Bear Supply

Staley Starch Makers

These are what you call street cred team names. They show the rest of your league you know your history – or it forces them to learn it.

Truth Sayers

Moby Ditka

Buccing Bronkos

NagurSki Bums

Two things:

  1. This is an excellent fantasy football team name.
  2. Bronko Nagurski was a certified badass.

Bear Jordan

Not a football player, but no one in Chicago cares.

David Montgomery Fantasy Football Names

It always amazes me how many people miss on NFL-quality talent along the way. David Montgomery was barely recruited out of high school, then only drafted in the third round out of Iowa State.

And then, just two years later, DM is one of the best backs in the league. Did something change that made him that much better, or is the entire country full of idiots?

Hit Me In My DM’s

Run DM, See?

It helps if you say it in a threatening gangster voice.

The Montgomery Ward

Michelangelo’s David Montgomery

Monty’s Ball Problem

For those unfamiliar with the Monty Hall problem, here’s creepy Kevin Spacey to help explain it.

Bears Defense Fantasy Names

There are few constants in this world, so it’s nice when you find something you can count on.

The sun rises in the East, sets in the West, and the Bears have a good defense. It’s almost soothing.

Roquan Roll

Roquan a Hard Place

Smokin’ Ogletrees

Very Quinnteresting


The Best Bears Fantasy Team Names From Around the Web

Puns are like fruit, hanging on trees and ready to be grabbed. The fruit of these Bears fantasy team names was hanging a little too low, and other writers grabbed it first.

Da Bear Necessities

Grin and Bear It

Bear Force One

Bear Goggles

Loaded for Bear


Plus you’ve got a sweet theme song.

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About the author

Brad Perniciaro

Brad is a software developer and has been running successful fantasy football leagues since 1999. When he isn't playing fantasy football, he's writing about fantasy football.

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