When Tony Romo went down in the 2016 preseason, Cowboys nation was devastated.
With Romo, the Boys were favored to win the division. Without him, they were putting their fate into the hands of a little-known rookie from Mississippi State named Dak Prescott.
I guess you could say Romo’s injury ended up working out well for Dak and the ‘Boys. Here are the best Dak Prescott fantasy names to honor the Cowboys’ lead horse.
Dak Prescott Fantasy Team Names for 2023
There were seven quarterbacks picked in the 2016 draft before Dak:
- Jared Goff
- Carson Wentz
- Paxton Lynch
- Christian Hackenburg
- Jacoby Brissett
- Cody Kessler
- Connor Cook
There are at least seven NFL general managers who are getting sore from constantly kicking themselves in the ass.
Dak Lives Matter
Dakkidentally in Love
There are two groups of people who will get this Dak Prescott fantasy name joke:
- People from Hawaii
- People that enjoy Maui Wowie.
PreScott Pilgrim vs. the World
This Dak Prescott fantasy name is a nod to the Dallas Cowboys’ training camp in Oxnard, California. No, I don’t know why the Cowboys’ training camp is in Oxnard, California either.
Join the Dak Side
You Prescotta Be In Pictures
Funny Dak Prescott Fantasy Names
Somebody thought Christian Hackenberg was going to be better than Dak Prescott, seriously. Now that’s funny.
Dak’s the Way I Like It
Dak Drives Matter
PreScott’s Paper Towels
Miss U Dak
Not to be rude, but the Mississippi State record books look like Dak Prescott vs. the rest of school history.
Not only does Dak own basically every Bulldog passing record, but he’s 10th all-time in rushing at Mississippi State.
Miss States Happen
This is not a Dak-specific team name, I know. But it made me chuckle. And if you’re a Dak fan, you may be a ‘Dogs fan.
The Dak Knight Rises
This Dak Prescott fantasy name is in honor of Dak’s hometown of Sulphur, Louisiana (and his #4 jersey). It’s also in honor of Vin Diesel too, I guess.
Don’t talk back.
I am going on the record to say that this Dak Fantasy Name is short for First Director of Photography. It’s a play on his initials and coming in first, and no other connotations.
Cool and Creative Dak Prescott Fantasy Team Names
Could you get any more cool and creative than calling your kid Dak in the first place? Actually, yes.
His full name is Rayne Dakota Prescott.
Dak’s My Boy
Shaving the Dak
I’ll link you to the explanation, and some folks may still not understand. That’s ok. I barely get it myself.
To Be Continued Dak Dak Dak
Dak Matrix Printer
Here’s a Dak fantasy football name for fans of the clown princes of the sea (or any other sub-group that may be associated with otters).
Presc Your Luck
This Dak Prescott fantasy name is a shout-out to all the Atari nerds.
Prescott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox
Dak Prescott Fantasy Names Using That Puns
You probably don’t need me to tell you that you could substitute Dak for That. But you may need me to list a bunch of different ways you could substitute Dak for That.
Dak 70’s Show
Dak’s So Raven
Dak’s a Wrap
Dak’s All, Folks
Dak’s a No From Me Dawg
Dak’s a Negative Ghost Rider
Dak’s Beside the Point
Dak’s What Friends are For
Dak’s Just the Way it Is
Dak’s Just My Baby Daddy
Dak’s Quick Maths
Dak’s Rough, Buddy
Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Team Names from Around the Internet
I hate to admit this, but I’m not the only person brainstorming Dak Prescott fantasy names. Turns out that playing QB for America’s Team is kind of a high-profile gig, actually.
Dak to the Future
Dak in a Box
Baby Got Dak
Unsolicited Dak Pics
You can also do Dak Commander, depending on how deep into the Duck Dynasty weeds you want to go.
Front and Dak
Welcome Dak, Kotter
Dak In the Saddle
I was actually a little mad that I didn’t think of this Dak Prescott fantasy name first. Dak’s in charge, plus it’s a Cowboy pun.
New Dak City
Dak of All Trades
The Mighty Daks
Release the Dakken
The Empire Strikes Dak
Dak to School
Big Dak Energy
The Dak Album
Paint it Dak
Jumpin’ Dak Flash
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More Dak Prescott Team Name Ideas
Do you have ideas for original Dak Prescott fantasy team names? If so, tell me about them in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.