In these divided times, it’s important that all Americans remember what truly matters: your fantasy football team. What better way to show your patriotism than through melding politics and football fandom in a thoughtful yet ridiculous pun?
These are some of the funniest original political fantasy football team names you can find. But will they change the world?
Yes. Yes, they probably will.
Best Political Fantasy Football Team Names
Ah, politicians. The rag-tag gang of multi-millionaires that have bravely defend the American people from the billionaires. Or is it the other way around?
In honor of our endlessly entertaining turmoil, here is my list of the best fantasy football political names for 2023.
Ball Deagles
Oval Offense
Zeker of the House
Hail Mary to the Chief
Law of the Courtland
Michael Gallup Polls
Fitz More Years
Four Moore Years
The Brady Bill Gunslingers
This idea gets dark if you think about it too hard. This political team name is not for everyone.
Vladimir Putin’s Chatbots
2016 was the year that Putin won the championship in his Fantasy Election League.
Election Steelers
We dedicated an entire article to Steelers fantasy football names. If you’re a fan of the Steel Curtain, you have to check it out.
Joe Biden Fantasy Football Team Names
The best thing about Joe Biden’s administration is the return to disliking the president for normal, boring reasons.
Sweepy Joe
Bidentures
Biden Our Time
Tennesee Bidens
Broadway Joe Biden
46ers
Kamala Harris Fantasy Team Names
Kamala Harris has already set a lot of historic precedents. Give her a few more years and let’s see if she adds historic president to the list.
Kamala Outta Love
Kamall In
Kamala Back Girl
Kamala Chameleon
Harris the Dog that Bit You
Donald Trump Fantasy Football Names
Trump may not be president, but he isn’t going away any time soon.
Mar-a-La-Go-Long
Or Mar-a-La-Go-Fuckyrself if that’s more your speed.
Hamberder Bankwet
Unpresidented Presidents
Donald Trump’s “unpresidented” typo is an unprecedented self-burn.
The Trumpteenth Time
Locker Room Talkers
Christian McCovfefe
The Bad Hombres
Trump’s Impish Mints
Trump University All-Americans
I assume the Trump University football team was just the children of former sitcom stars that paid for their roster spots.
Grab Her in the Pelosi
If you like dirty team names, check out our full collection of NSFW fantasy football names.
White House Fantasy Football Team Names
In honor of the classiest sleepover destination in America, here are some funny patriotic team names for 2023.
The Wentz House
D-Wats’ House
The James White House
The Tite House
At first, I thought about spelling that “Tit House.” I didn’t, because I don’t believe that would make anyone think about either the Titans or the White House.
Conservative Fantasy Football Team Names
Here are some conservative fantasy names that even the staunchest Trump supporters could support.
Red Wave
Basket of Deplorables
Christian McConnell
Fitz McConnell
Breitbardener Minshnews
Saq News
Saq, like fake, or the first part of Saquon.
Liberal Fantasy Football Team Names
For our leftie, commie friends, I present political fantasy names that you can use without the fear of being triggered. For the intellectual elite among you, check out our list of political trivia team names.
Blue Wave
The Resistance
The Squad Squad
Alexandria Ocasio Courtland
Both AOC and Courtland Sutton are solid breakout picks for next season.
Nancy PeloSeahawk
CarrGB
Ruth Beckham Ginsburg Jr.
Bernie Mittens
Bear-nie Sanders
Feel the Bearn.
Buttigieg Rush
If your opponents can pronounce Gieg Rush correctly, then you play in a smart league. We’ve got more high-brow name ideas in our full list of fantasy football league names.
Ertzlizabeth Warren
Odell Bloomberg Jr.
KlobuChargers
Yang Gang
If you were a gross person, you could even do Yang Gang Bang. But I’d never suggest anything as uncouth as that.
Political Chiefs Fantasy Football Team Names
Before this recent run, it had been three impeachments since the Chiefs were in the Super Bowl.
Chiefs Justice
Hail to the Chiefs
Commander in Chiefs
If the Chiefs are your tribe, you’ll love our K.C. Chiefs fantasy football names.
Tyreeker of the House
Tyreek Capitol Hill
Check out our full list of fantasy team name ideas for Tyreek Hill.
Mitch Mahomell
MAGA Fantasy Football Team Names
Is it just me, or does MAGA sound like some kind of advanced metric? Like, McConnell leads all Senators in MAGA this season.
MAGAroppolo
Make Fantasy Football Great Again
Bake America Great Again
Make Amari Great Again
Mike America Great Evans
Make America Gurley II
Get it? II instead of Again?
Mark America Great II
It’s never a good sign if you have to ask “get it?” afterward.
Funny Political Fantasy Football Team Names From Other Sites
These are some of the most popular political fantasy football team names from around the web.
Yes We Cam
Lockett Her Up!
Trumpty Dance
Trump Train
Make America Gronk Again
For more Gronk-related team names, check out our 61+ Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names.
