In these divided times, it’s important that all Americans remember what truly matters: your fantasy football team. What better way to show your patriotism than through melding politics and football fandom in a thoughtful yet ridiculous pun?
These are some of the funniest original political fantasy football team names you can find. But will they change the world?
Yes. Yes, they probably will.
Best Political Fantasy Football Team Names
With Donald Trump up for re-election, this is shaping up to be one of the most politically-charged years in history. In honor of our endlessly entertaining turmoil, here is my list of the best fantasy football political names for 2021.
Zeker of the House
SpeakErtz of the House
Hail Mary to the Chief
Law of the Courtland
Michael Gallup Polls
Fitz More Years
Four Moore Years
The Brady Bill Gunslingers
This idea gets dark if you think about it too hard. This political team name is not for everyone.
Vladimir Putin’s Chatbots
2016 was the year that Putin won the championship in his Fantasy Election League.
2020 Presidential Candidates Fantasy Football Team Names
Let us never forget this rag-tag gang of millionaires and multi-millionaires that bravely rose up to defend the common people from the billionaires.
Feel the Bearn.
If your opponents can pronounce Gieg Rush correctly, then you play in a smart league.
Biden Our Time
Broadway Joe Biden
What do Joe Biden and Joe Namath have in common? Never mind, don’t answer that.
Odell Bloomberg Jr.
If you were a gross person, you could even do Yang Gang Bang. But I’d never suggest anything as uncouth as that.
Donald Trump Fantasy Football Names
Love him or hate him, we can all agree that Donald Trump’s Twitter account is an endless source of political fantasy team names.
Donald Trump’s “unpresidented” typo is an unprecedented self-burn.
The Covfephalanx is cocked and loaded, as they say.
The Bad Hombres
The Impish Mints
Trump University All-Americans
I assume the Trump University football team was just the children of former sitcom stars that paid for their roster spots.
Grab Her in the Pelosi
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White House Fantasy Football Team Names
The Wentz House
The James White House
The Tite House
At first, I thought about spelling that “Tit House.” I didn’t, because I don’t believe that would make anyone think about either the Titans or the White House.
MAGA Fantasy Football Team Names
Is it just me, or does MAGA sound like some kind of advanced metric? Like, McConnell leads the Senate in MAGA this season.
Bake America Great Again
Make Amari Great Again
Mike America Great Evans
Make America Gurley II
Get it? II instead of Again?
Mark America Great II
It’s never a good sign if you have to ask “get it?” afterward.
Fake News Fantasy Football Team Names
I hope Gardner Minshew II is fantasy- relevant for years to come. His combo of charisma and unique name is perfect for finding political fantasy team names.
Conservative Fantasy Football Team Names
Here are some conservative fantasy names that even the staunchest Trump supporterscould support.
Basket of Deplorables
Liberal Fantasy Football Team Names
For our leftie, commie friends, a few political names that you can use without the fear of being triggered.
Alexandria Ocasio Courtland
Both AOC and Courtland Sutton are solid breakout picks for next season.
Ruth Beckham Ginsburg Jr.
Political Chiefs Fantasy Football Team Names
The last time the Chiefs were in the Super Bowl was three impeachments ago.
Hail to the Chiefs
Commander in Chiefs
Tyreeker of the House
Tyreek Capitol Hill
Political 49ers Fantasy Football Team Names
This could also work for Gardner Minshew because, as mentioned, his name is perfect for this.
Funny Political Fantasy Football Team Names From Other Sites
These are some of the most poplar political fantasy football team names from around the web.
Yes We Cam
Lockett Her Up!
Make America Gronk Again
For more Gronk-related team names, check out our 61+ Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names.