The Philadelphia Eagles are one of the NFL’s oldest and most storied franchises. Unfortunately, until just a couple of years ago, a lot of those stories were bad (Donovan-McNabb-literally-puking-in-the-Super-Bowl kind of bad).
And then 2017 happened, and all was forgiven. Those fans that remained loyal throughout the trying times have honored their team in many ways, including through the time-honored tradition of funny Philadelphia Eagles fantasy football team names.
We’re here for you, whether you’re a fantasy player looking for a creative boost, or just an Eagles fan looking for a laugh. This is our original collection of funny, punny, silly, and dumb fantasy names.
I also included some of the best Eagles fantasy football team names from around the web.
Funny Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names
The LiberDeSean Bell
Because let’s face it, D-Jax has always been a little cracked.
Linc and the Legend of Zelta
The Invincible Wahlberts
Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but the original Vince Papale only had one catch in his career and never scored a touchdown.
Midnight in the Garden of Green and Eagle
Midnight Green is the Eagles’ signature color, and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a 3rd tier Clint Eastwood joint that only one guy reading this remembers.
Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Team Names
Zach Ertz has been one of the top TE’s in the league for the better part of a decade now. But in the last couple of years, he’s taken his game to an even higher level. Also, his name sounds very silly.
Who’s on Ertz?
Or you can always try Anti-Zaccination if, you know, you hate science.
Carson Wentz Fantasy Football Team Names
Say what you will. The dude still has a ring.
Oh, I Wentz There
The Wentz and Future King
This Piggy Wentz to Market
Eagles Defense Fantasy Football Team Names
Just because defensive players don’t get fantasy props doesn’t mean they can’t be the spiritual inspiration for your fantasy team.
Honey Baked Graham
Tom and Gerry
He’s a three-time Pro-Bowler and two-time All-Pro, a Super Bowl Champ, and still only the second-most famous player in his own family.
I Kelce What you Did There
Kelce Me, Feel Me
Sailing the Seven Kelces
Monroe’s Motivated Kelcequence
This might take you back to that public speaking class you had freshman year. Or it might make no sense to you at all.
Historical Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names
If you get any of these references, then you might know too much about the Iggles.
Frankford Yellow Jackets
Or you could go Frankford Athletic Association if you want to get real historical with it.
The Phil-Pitt Steagles
Because who doesn’t love a good team-up?
Free Entry with Shovel
Cops: If we cover these light poles with Crisco, then people won’t try to climb them, right?
Philly: Challenge accepted.
1989 Bounty Bowl Champs
Bring me the head of Troy Aikman! – Buddy Ryan, 1989
More Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names
Hi, Howard You?
Clear a Lane, Johnson
Waiting for a Goedert
Alshon Bright Like a Diamond
Alshon Jeffery Didn’t Kill Himself
The Millennium Eagle
If outer space is your thing, check out these Star wars team names.
Former Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names
For other team names based on NFL teams, check out these Patriots fantasy team names.
Cunningham and Eggs
Midnight Green Akers
Foles Me Once
Is Nick Foles the greatest backup QB ever?
Jaws of Death
Classic Fantasy Football Team Names
I didn’t write these, but game recognizes game.
Wentz It Rains It Pours
You Only Live Wentz
The Sixth Wentz
Slippery Wentz Wet
Wentz Bitten, Twice Shy
My Ball Zach Ertz
So Good it Ertz
DeSesn of the Dead
The Perderson Principal
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Fantasy Football Team Names
I know this seems like a weird change of pace. but after the Eagles, IASIP has gotta be the best thing to come out of Philadelphia, right? Unless I’m forgetting something.
Thunder Gun Express
Frank Reynold’s Little Beauties
Ass Kickers United
Does your cat make too much noise all the time?
The Charlie Workers
The game of games.
The D.E.N.N.I.S System
The Nightmen Cometh