Christian McCaffrey Fantasy Team Names for 2023

Updated on August 31st, 2022 by David Sharp

At every level, Christian McCaffrey has been the best player on the field. Not good – the best.

  • In high school, he was Player of the Year in both his junior and senior seasons.
  • In college, he set the NCAA record for most total yards in a season.
  • As a pro, he’s been a #1 overall fantasy player.

To pay homage in 2023, here are our best Christian McCaffrey fantasy football names (as we just try to keep up).

Christian McCaffrey Fantasy Names for 2023

As a kid growing up in Colorado, I was a big fan of Ed McCaffrey as both a player and mustard mogul. Because of this, I’ve always thought of Christian McCaffrey as Eddie’s kid.

It’s probably just me and a few rando Broncos fans that still feel that way. Pretty sure by now ol’ Ed is just Christian’s dad to the rest of the world.

Christian Mingle

Or the more verbose Christian Mingles and Devilish Tingles. You could also potentially use the name of your second-rounder instead of Devilish for a twofer.

Mr. McCaFreeze

The bonus of using Mr. Freeze as a fantasy team logo is that he’s basically already wearing Panthers’ colors.

Christian McCaffrey Team Name - Mr McFreeze

To be honest, Arnold’s version looks more like the Fox NFL robots.

Christian-Slayer Movies

Christian has clearly replaced his dad as the most famous McCaffrey. Is it possible that he’s now passed Christian Slater as the most prominant Christian? (I mean, other than that one guy.)

McCaffré: Good is Brewing

Christian Addiction

Born Again Christian

Onward, Christian Soldiers

I actually like Onward Christian McCaffreys a little more. The problem is that McCaffrey fantasy team name requires a little, shall we say, faith in your leaguemates’ devotion to puns.

McCafré Creamers

McC and Destroy

The McCaffree Sprits

Christian’s Sunday School

Do religious references using the name Christian even count as puns? Either way, here are a bunch more ways you can use it:

  • Christian Mission
  • The Christian Bible
  • Christian Prophets
  • Christian Mission
  • Christian Outreach
  • The Christian Bible
  • Christian Prophets
  • Christian Cardinal
  • Christian Devotees
  • Christian McStics
  • Christian Values
  • Christian Church
  • Christian Ministries
  • Christian Orthodoxy

McCaffree Anti-Virus

I think McCaffree Hardware is badder-ass (if that is actually an adjective), but it’s a tougher pun to get. Total side note: John McAffee’s life is a pretty wild ride – take a read once you’re done naming your team.

Update: McAfee’s story just ended a whole lot wilder.

McC-king Missles

Christian Demolition

I McC What You Did There


Christian McCats

The Count of Monte Christian

Funny Christian McCaffrey Team Names

File this tidbit under crazy football coincidences. When McCaffery was at Stanford, he was teammates with Barry J. Sanders, the son of the HoF running back.

This means that Sanders was on hand to watch McCaffrey break his single-season all-purpose yards record in 2015. There is no truth to the rumors that Barry offered to switch sons with Eddie.

Christialina McPantheries

Eddie Was Better

He wasn’t, not even close. But it can be fun to troll.

Christian Dior Belt

Christian Louboutin Cleats

These last two Christian McCaffrey team names are for the fashion plate looking for a championship cup.

NoCam McCaffreys

The Carolina Panthers were Cam Newton’s team for a long time. But it’s all C-Mac’s world now.

To get more team name ideas for the Cardiac Cats, check out our Panthers fantasy football team names.

Tastee McCaffereeze

McCaffreaks of Nature


Freaky-deakys need love too. Freaky-deakys need love too.

Tenth Avenue McCaffreeze-Out


You should pronounce this Christian McCaffrey team name like Mixypedia.

I’m So McCaffreaking Out Right Now


Or Chris8chan or whatever it is these days.

Mc Hammers

McC Ultra

Christian Metal

I already had a bunch of Christian names earlier. The thing is, I just find the whole concept of Christian Metal to be so, so funny.

Christian McCaffrey Fantasy Football Team Names From Around the Internet

Streamers come and go, but you never forget the players you ride to the championship. I drafted CMC in the second round in 2018 and he carried me through that entire season.

I drafted Christian in the first round in 2019, and you’d better believe I’ll take him again this year. If I get the chance, that is. He’s not exactly a secret anymore.


CMC Touchdown Factory

Catch 22

Christian Crusaders

In all fairness, for all the Christian puns I came up with, this one was someone else’s.

McCap In Yo Ass

Christian’s Zealots

WildCaff Formation

McCaffrican Americans

Dairy Sanders

Oh, the white version of Barry Sanders. I get it.

Fantasy Team Names for other RB Studs

If you’re looking for team names for other running backs, here’s our full list.

Have an Idea for a McCaffrey Fantasy Team Name?

If you have a good idea for a Christian McCaffrey team name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this article.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid


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