Jalen Hurts was a star last season, leading the Eagles to the Super Bowl and scoring tons of fantasy points with his arm and legs. He also snubbed Netflix’s “Quarterback” series, showing his commitment to his team.
With a new offensive coordinator who knows him well, Hurts is poised to repeat his success. If you draft Hurts, you’ll need a witty name for your team. Here are some of the best Jalen Hurts fantasy football names for 2023.
Jalen Hurts Fantasy Team Names for 2024
Hurts finished as the second-highest-scoring quarterback in most scoring formats. Let’s hope he continues playing at a high level (and building more material for team name ideas).
World of Hurts
The Hurt Attacks
Journey with Jalen
This Hurts fantasy team name is both hilarious and accurate.
Gonna Hurts Your Feelings
Total Eclipse of the Hurts
I”m pretty sure that’s Jalen Hurts, and I’m pretty sure that’s an eclipse behind him. I’m not sure where Jalen is in this pic, but he probably needs to get his ass back to the clubhouse!
Hurts Like Hell
I Hurts Myself Today
So Good it Hurts
Jalen’s Juke Joint
Hurts of Darkness
Mexican Hurts Weed
Hurts and Soul
Funny Jalen Hurts Fantasy Football Names
Hurts is no strange to funny moments. And his name is a never-ending source of funny fantasy team name ideas.
Hurts Til’ it Squirts
This motto has been around since the ’60s.
It Hurts When I Pee
Jalen Jibe Jabbers
This Jalen Hurts fantasy name is what would happen if Mr. T and Jalen had a baby.
The King of Hurts
Hurts to be First
Jalen Hurts Fantasy Names From Around the Web
In much the same way that the Philadelphia Eagles stole Jalen Hurts in the second round of the 2020 NFL draft, I swiped these Jalen Hurts fantasy team names in the rookie year of this article.
The Hurts Locker
Herts Rental Car
Hit ‘Em Where it Hurta
Hurts to the Bone
Tell me Where it Hurts
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