Star Wars Fantasy Football Names – 2023 Edition

Updated on September 15th, 2022 by David Sharp
Star Wars Team Names

When you think about it, fantasy football and Star Wars aren’t all that dissimilar. It’s you and your rag-tag band of heroes, misfits, and super-humans vs. the rest of the universe.

Both universes are rife with colorful names, places, and sayings that are perfect for your fantasy teams. Feel free to use any of these Star Wars fantasy football team names, or to mix and match these names with your favorite teams and players.

Funny Star Wars Fantasy Football Team Names

1. Admiral Dakbar

Dak Prescott already kind of sounds like a Star Wars Character.

2. Wookie Mistake

3. Kelce-3PO

Travis Kelce is a droid that translates Patrick Mahomes’ passes into touchdowns

Check out our entire article dedicated to Travis Kelce fantasy names.

4. May Deshaun Be With You

This is how Texan Star Wars fans greet each other.

Obi-Wan Kenobi Fantasy Football Team Names

5. Help Me, Obi-Quon

6. Obi-Wan Kamara

7. OBrees-Wan KenoBrees

Old Drew lives out beyond the Dune Sea. He’s kind of a strange old hermit.

Patrick Mahomes Star Wars Fantasy Football Team Names

Last year’s New Hope has become this year’s Return of the Jedi.

15. Mahom Solo

16. Darth Maulhomes

17. The Mahomian Falcon

Check out our entire list of Mahomes fantasy football name ideas.

Drew Brees Star Wars Fantasy Team Names

8. Drewbacca

9. Brees-3P0

10. R2-Brees2

11. DB-9

It makes sense that there are so many droid-based names for Brees, given that he’s been a robot at QB for practically the entire millennium.

Lamar Jackson Fantasy Star Wars Names

If you built your team around this future MVP, then the force truly was with you on draft day.

12. LaMandalorian Jackson

13. Jak-Son Jinn

14. Lamar Calrissian

Or you could even try to pull off Lamar CalRavan, though that may be one step too far.

Check out our full list of Lamar Jackson fantasy team name ideas.

More Saquon Barkley Star Wars Fantasy Football Team Names

18. Quon Solo

19. Ana-Quan Skywalker

20. Bar Bar Binks

The most hated Star Wars character meets the league’s most feared running back. Check out these Saquon Barkley team names for more ideas and free logos.

Want to spice-up your league? Check out these funny fantasy football league names for 2023.

Cam Newton Star Wars Fantasy Football Team Names

21. A Newton Hope

22. The Camtom Menace

23. I Cam Your Father

Or, if that’s not going far enough for you: Luke Keuchly, I Cam Your Father

More Quarterback Star Wars Team Names

24. Brady Yoda

Fan theories are that he’s actually almost 50! Check out these other Tom Brady fantasy football names.

25. Wentz Antillies

If you like this team name, check out my Eagles fantasy football team names.

26. Kyler Ren

Star Wars Names Based on NFL Teams

Here are some options if your loyalty is to a specific team instead of just one player. Imagine that, fantasy junkies.

27. Linc Skywalker

What if Luke Skywalker played for the Iggles? Well, for one thing, they’d probably be having a better season.

28. Pantha Fodder

29. Monsters of the Mandalore

The Monsters of the Midway meet the Disney Plus generation.

30. The Dagobah Pound

Yoda’s swampy homeworld isn’t all that dissimilar to Cleveland’s Dawg Pound in August.

31. FNs Up

32. Cheesewedge Antilles

For the Packer fan that sits at home re-watching the original trilogy during the cold, cold months… between football seasons.

33. Han SKOLo

Vikings were the original charismatic smugglers with great hair. We also have a full article dedicated to Vikings fantasy team names.

34. 12th Mandalorian

Seahawks fans are a character all their own. And for them, we have an entire article dedicated to Seahawks fantasy football team names.

35. R2-D2 Dat?

36. Space Cowboys

I’m thinking maybe Ezekiel Elliott driving the Millennium Falcon. More of those in our Ezekiel Elliott fantasy team names article.

Star Wars Insult Fantasy Football Team Names

The Star Wars series has always had a way with a quippy insult. Here are some team names that aren’t puns, just quotes from the films that sound like fantasy team names.

36. Flea-Bitten Furballs

37. Mindless Philosophers

38. Laser Brains

39. Overweight Grease Globs

See #37.

40. Scruffy Nerf Herders

Hometown + Mascot Star Wars Names

Perhaps you’re a traditionalist and your naming philosophy follows the old Location + Mascot name structure. Here are some classic Star Wars universe places and their potential mascots.

41. Kashyyyk Wookies

42. Tatooine Jawas

43. Hoth Wampas

I know it sounds like a vulgar team name, but I swear it isn’t. Those come later.

44. Endor Ewoks

Star Wars Team Names For Hardcore Fans

Maybe you like to go a little more obscure, both in your Star Wars references and in your fantasy players. For you nerds of nerds, try these Jedi robes on for size.

45. Garoppolo Shot First

46. T.Y.-Wing Squadron

T.Y Hilton is the Y-Wing fighter of wide receivers.

47. Diggs Darklighter

Like Biggs, Stephon Diggs is a quiet hero that doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

48. Dab Fortuna

Just picture Bib Fortuna doing a Cam Newton-style touchdown celebration.

49. Captain Kirk Cousins

I know, that’s Star Trek, but hey. Take it or leave it, nerd.

Vulgar Star Wars Fantasy Football Team Names

If filthy names are your thing, you’ll love our 100+ dirty fantasy football team names.

50. Nick Porkins

Chubb? Porkins? Get it?

52. Little Death Stars

This name is perfect for anyone that falls into the nexus of Star Wars fans, fantasy football players, and french erotica readers.

53. Moisture Farmers

54. Hand Solo

55. Leia’s Buns

51. Kupp Fisto

Cooper Kupp + Kit Fisto = maybe the most obscure reference on this list.

We’ve got entire articles dedicated to Cooper Kupp team names.

Suggestions for More Star Wars Names?

Do you have more ideas for Star Wars team names? Tell me about them in the comments below.

For your fantasy fans, you should also check out our Harry Potter fantasy football team names.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid


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