Hilarious Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names for 2023

Updated on September 17th, 2023 by David Sharp
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Names

While writing these Deshaun Watson fantasy football team names, I read a lot about Deshaun Watson. Some of the things I read were recent, some were older.

Let’s just say the tone of the recent stuff was a little different. Fair warning: there will be jokes about that different stuff.

We’ll start with some tame team names for you beforetimes folks, and it’ll just get stickier from there.

Funny Deshaun Watson Fantasy Names for 2023

These are Deshaun Watson fantasy names for people that love D4 from his Clemson days, his Georgia roots, or his early days in Houston.

On second thought, let’s all agree to go back to 2019 and stop reading the news entirely.

Watson the Other Side

The WATS Team

Turn Down for Wat

Deahaun Watson Fantasy Name - Turn Down for Wat

Watsin a Name

Watson the Menu

A Battle of Wats

High Wat-age

WatsDunn is Dunn

If you want a legit feel-good story, check out this story about Deshaun Watson and Warrick Dunn. The former NFL great literally gave a house to the future NFL great’s family.

That is far more impressive than any touchdown run.


Deshan Solo

If you’re looking for more funny Star Wars team names, we’ve got you covered. Enjoy, you beautiful, contradictory nerd.

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Name Ideas - Deshan Solo

Upper Deshelon


This Deshaun Watson fantasy name comes from the fact that he’s super-slippery.

D-Dubbling Down

Rook to King

So Watson’s nickname is Rook? I hadn’t heard that before. But if the internet says it is, then it must be true.

Wats On, Wats Off

This Deshaun Watson fantasy name celebrates the Karate Kid, and it’s rebirth through Cobra Kai.

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Name Ideas - Wats on Wats off

DeJon Whatson


The DW Network

DeSwan Waddleson

Now this Deshaun Watson team name is just wholesome silliness.

The Delicious Desh


Watson Second

Who’s on First? What’s on Second? I don’t know if Deshaun Watson is going to jail.

Mad Deshant

The Prodigal Watson

Favorite Watson

Deshaun Clemson

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Inappropriate Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names

Drafting Deshaun Watson does make for some pretty hilarious and inappropriate team names. Here are a few that push the limits, but don’t get too gross (those are below).

The Wats Riots

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Names - The Wats Riots

Wat? Son of a…

That was me, reading the headlines about Deshaun.

Deshaun Gotsome

Big D Watson

I’ve got a few problems with this Deshaun Watson fantasy name. But if it sparks joy, go for it.

Dechron Potson

To be clear, I’ve never heard that Deshaun Watson smokes pot. I have, however, seen indicators that some fantasy team owners out there do.

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Name Generator

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names From Writers & The Community

Massage-Themed Fantasy Team Name Ideas

In one sense, drafting Deshaun Watson right now (as of this writing, in late May) could provide serious value. On the other hand, if you draft Watson, you’ll have to contemplate the ickier side of human nature.

Also, sorry for saying hand so many times.

Dehand Whackson

I couldn’t resist. But if that’s your style, we have other politically incorrect fantasy football names here.

The Run & Tugs

WatsOn, Whacks Off

Here’s another Deshaun Watson team name idea based on the Karate Kid and some other shady stuff.

May D4 Be With You

Massaging My Roster

You’ll notice that massages and hands are recurring themes with these fantasy name ideas.

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names From Readers

Deshaun's Degens

Submitted by: Sam B

Watsonder The Table

Submitted by: Chuck

Deshaun’s Chubb

Submitted by: Brandon Biddle


Submitted by: Steve Angell


Submitted by: John cross

Massage watson

Submitted by: Slade

Watson I need you

Deshaun dont touchdown there

Submitted by: Austin Staton

Deshauns Happy Ending

Submitted by: Paul

Wats up

Submitted by: Carson Owens

Deshaun Watson Fantasy Names from Around the Web

If any of these team names seem offsides, then I point you to the Internet meme pool. But I guarantee that everything on this list will seem pretty tame by comparison.

Deshaun in 60 Seconds

Elementary, Watson

You can also try Elementary, my Dear Watson, but I worry about character limits.

Deshaun With the Wind

Watson Your Mind

Deshaun of the Dead

Deshaun Baby Gone


Darkest Before Deshaun

1.21 GigaWatsons

Wat’s Your Problem


Some of the things Deshaun Watson does are seemingly like magic.

DW Duck

DaShow Watson

DaShine Watson

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More Ideas for a Deshaun Watson Team Names

Do you have a funny idea for a Deshaun Watson fantasy football name? If so, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best team name ideas to this article.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid


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