While writing these Deshaun Watson fantasy football team names, I read a lot about Deshaun Watson. Some of the things I read were recent, some were older.
Let’s just say the tone of the recent stuff was a little different. Fair warning: there will be jokes about that different stuff.
We’ll start with some tame team names for you beforetimes folks, and it’ll just get stickier from there.
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Team Names for 2023
These are Deshaun Watson fantasy names for people that love D4 from his Clemson days, his Georgia roots, or his early days in Houston.
On second thought, let’s all agree to go back to 2019 and stop reading the news entirely.
Turn Down for Watson
Watson the Other Side
The Run & Tugs
The WATS Team
Deshaun of the Dead
Watsin a Name
Watson the Menu
A Battle of Wats
The Wats Riots
WatsDunn is Dunn
If you want a legit feel-good story, check out this story about Deshaun Watson and Warrick Dunn. The former NFL great literally gave a house to the future NFL great’s family.
That is far more impressive than any touchdown run.
This Deshaun Watson fantasy name comes from the fact that he’s super-slippery.
Rook to King
So Watson’s nickname is Rook? I hadn’t heard that before. But if the internet says it is, then it must be true.
The Prodigal Watson
Funny Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names
In one sense, drafting Deshaun Watson right now (as of this writing, in late May) could provide serious value. On the other hand, if you draft Watson, you’ll have to contemplate the ickier side of human nature.
On the other other hand, it would make for some pretty funny team names for Deshaun Watson. Also sorry for saying hand so many times.
Sorry, just one more hand mention.
Massaging My Roster
Wat? Son of a…
That was me, reading the headlines about Deshaun.
Who’s on First? What’s on Second? I Don’t Know if Deshaun Watson is going to jail.
Big D Watson
I’ve got a few problems with this Deshaun Watson fantasy name. But if it sparks joy, go for it.
WatsOn, Watt’s Off
Deshaun is still in Houston and J.J. is gone. And also, because of Karate Kid.
WatsOn, Whacks Off
Here’s another Deshaun Watson team name idea based on the Karate Kid and some other shady stuff.
May D4 Be With You
If you’re looking for more funny Star Wars team names, we’ve got you covered. Enjoy, you beautiful, contradictory nerd.
To be clear, I’ve never heard that Deshaun Watson smokes pot. I have, however, seen indicators that some fantasy team owners out there do.
The DW Network
Now this Deshaun Watson team name is just wholesome silliness.
The Delicious Desh
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Names from Around the Web
If any of these team names seem offsides, then I point you to the Internet meme pool. But I guarantee that everything on this list will seem pretty tame by comparison.
Deshaun in 60 Seconds
You can also try Elementary, my Dear Watson, but I worry about character limits.
Deshaun With the Wind
Watson Your Mind
Deshaun Baby Gone
Darkest Before Deshaun
Wat’s Your Problem
Some of the things Deshaun Watson does are seemingly like magic.
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More Ideas for a Deshaun Watson Team Names
Do you have a funny idea for a Deshaun Watson fantasy football name? If so, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best team name ideas to this article.