While writing these Deshaun Watson fantasy football team names, I read a lot about Deshaun Watson. Some of the things I read were recent, some were older.
Let’s just say the tone of the recent stuff was a little different. Fair warning: there will be jokes about that different stuff.
We’ll start with some tame team names for you beforetimes folks, and it’ll just get stickier from there.
Funny Deshaun Watson Fantasy Names for 2023
These are Deshaun Watson fantasy names for people that love D4 from his Clemson days, his Georgia roots, or his early days in Houston.
On second thought, let’s all agree to go back to 2019 and stop reading the news entirely.
Watson the Other Side
The WATS Team
Turn Down for Wat
Watsin a Name
Watson the Menu
A Battle of Wats
High Wat-age
WatsDunn is Dunn
If you want a legit feel-good story, check out this story about Deshaun Watson and Warrick Dunn. The former NFL great literally gave a house to the future NFL great’s family.
That is far more impressive than any touchdown run.
D-Winners
Deshan Solo
If you’re looking for more funny Star Wars team names, we’ve got you covered. Enjoy, you beautiful, contradictory nerd.
Upper Deshelon
DW-40
This Deshaun Watson fantasy name comes from the fact that he’s super-slippery.
D-Dubbling Down
Rook to King
So Watson’s nickname is Rook? I hadn’t heard that before. But if the internet says it is, then it must be true.
Wats On, Wats Off
This Deshaun Watson fantasy name celebrates the Karate Kid, and it’s rebirth through Cobra Kai.
DeJon Whatson
What?
The DW Network
DeSwan Waddleson
Now this Deshaun Watson team name is just wholesome silliness.
The Delicious Desh
Watson Second
Who’s on First? What’s on Second? I don’t know if Deshaun Watson is going to jail.
Mad Deshant
The Prodigal Watson
Favorite Watson
Deshaun Clemson
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Inappropriate Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names
Drafting Deshaun Watson does make for some pretty hilarious and inappropriate team names. Here are a few that push the limits, but don’t get too gross (those are below).
The Wats Riots
Wat? Son of a…
That was me, reading the headlines about Deshaun.
Deshaun Gotsome
Big D Watson
I’ve got a few problems with this Deshaun Watson fantasy name. But if it sparks joy, go for it.
Dechron Potson
To be clear, I’ve never heard that Deshaun Watson smokes pot. I have, however, seen indicators that some fantasy team owners out there do.
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Name Generator
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names From Writers & The Community
Massage-Themed Fantasy Team Name Ideas
In one sense, drafting Deshaun Watson right now (as of this writing, in late May) could provide serious value. On the other hand, if you draft Watson, you’ll have to contemplate the ickier side of human nature.
Also, sorry for saying hand so many times.
Dehand Whackson
I couldn’t resist. But if that’s your style, we have other politically incorrect fantasy football names here.
The Run & Tugs
WatsOn, Whacks Off
Here’s another Deshaun Watson team name idea based on the Karate Kid and some other shady stuff.
May D4 Be With You
Massaging My Roster
You’ll notice that massages and hands are recurring themes with these fantasy name ideas.
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Team Names From Readers
Deshaun's Degens
Submitted by: Sam B
Watsonder The Table
Submitted by: Chuck
Deshaun’s Chubb
Submitted by: Brandon Biddle
Quartrback-rubs
Submitted by: Steve Angell
Watson’s_masseuse
Submitted by: John cross
Massage watson
Submitted by: Slade
Watson I need you
Deshaun dont touchdown there
Submitted by: Austin Staton
Deshauns Happy Ending
Submitted by: Paul
Wats up
Submitted by: Carson Owens
Deshaun Watson Fantasy Names from Around the Web
If any of these team names seem offsides, then I point you to the Internet meme pool. But I guarantee that everything on this list will seem pretty tame by comparison.
Deshaun in 60 Seconds
Elementary, Watson
You can also try Elementary, my Dear Watson, but I worry about character limits.
Deshaun With the Wind
Watson Your Mind
Deshaun of the Dead
Deshaun Baby Gone
MegaWatson
Darkest Before Deshaun
1.21 GigaWatsons
Wat’s Your Problem
HOUdini
Some of the things Deshaun Watson does are seemingly like magic.
DW Duck
DaShow Watson
DaShine Watson
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More Ideas for a Deshaun Watson Team Names
Do you have a funny idea for a Deshaun Watson fantasy football name? If so, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best team name ideas to this article.
