Want to hear a bold prediction? Before long, flag football will be more popular than regular football.
Ok ok, maybe that’s too bold. But it’s not unreasonable to think that flag football will steal some of the big boys’ market share.
It has all the drama of the contact game, but without the feeling that you’re watching a roided-out Squid Game. I guess what I’m saying is that we’re going to need more flag football team names.
The Best Flag Football Names for 2023
Whether it’s a rec league, youth football, or the powderpuff game, we’ve got you covered with flag football names.
If you’re starting a pro flag football league, on the other hand, call us. We’ll set you up with some custom flag football team names for your league.
And they’ll be way better than the ones we give these yutzes for free (sorry, yutzes).
This name is also one of my favorite picks for a coed softball team names.
Maybe winning a rec league championship will make up for the fact that you were cut from the varsity team?
That’s Gonna Hurt
Once you reach a certain age, it doesn’t have to be tackle football for you to feel it in the morning.
Some Quit in ‘Em
To make it to the NFL, there has to be no quit in you. For everyone else, there’s at least some quit in them.
This follows the same principle as the last flag football name. For NFL players, you have to give 110%.
For the rest of us, giving 75% is pretty solid.
You might not be the champs in the standings, but maybe you are the People’s Champs?
This flag football name could pass for a funny women’s volleyball team name.
Not Gonna Lie, They Had Us In the First Half
Maybe go with Had Us In the First Half if you’re in one of those lame leagues with character limits.
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Funniest Flag Football Team Names
These names are literally flag-based flag football team names. Flag football team names about flag football – you’ll get it.
Flags for Nothing
Flags for the Memories
Flags of our Fathers
I get it if this flag football team name is too heavy for you, what with the war stuff and all. You can also do something lighter like Flags of Our Daddies or simply Flag Football of Our Fathers.
Flags You Like It
False starts is a funny flag football team name. It also works as a hilarious team name for hockey.
This doubles as a witty golf team name for those whose balls are afraid of the flag.
Flags the World Turns
I don’t know what kind of flag football/anime fanboy crossover there is in the real world. But who knows?
Maybe you weebs just found the perfect intersection in the Venn diagram of your interests.
Here are more flag football team names with plays on the flag + aggressive pun combo:
- Flaggressive Behavior
- Flaggressive Dogs
- Flaggressive Play
- Displays of Flaggression
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Flag Football Team Names From Writers & The Community
Badass Flag Football Team Name Ideas
You can still be kick-ass without having to kick literal ass.
Team Rolling Thunder
This flag football team name comes with a free team logo!
If you’re into motorsports, you could use this idea for an intimidating racing team name.
For the pros, downhill runner is about their running style. For you guys, it’s about your lifestyle.
This works equally well for people seeking clever football team names.
If you prefer tackle football, check out our article dedicated entirely to cool football team names.
Flag Football Team Names for Creative Types
Regardless of the score of the actual game, these ideas will be wins in the flag football team names column. And isn’t that the greater victory?
No, victory is the greater victory. But team names are not nothin’.
Ungifted and Talentless
And in First Place
The Ideal Team Has Never Been Assem-
Any Given Faraday
If you like this flag football name idea, check out this list of nerdy fantasy football team names.
First Rounder with Cheese
This creative flag football name also doubles as a soccer team name.
It’s only a Squid Game flag football team name if you want it to be. That does open some uniform options for you, though.
Flag Football Team Names for Girls
Ok, so maybe I was a little aggressive with my flag football will pass regular football prediction.
But mark this down for real. Girls’ high school flag football will be a thing in America by the year 2030.
And I’m not just talking powderpuff games.
This football team name idea could also work as a catchy baseball team name if you’ve got some big sluggers on the team.
A chantelle is a female partridge. I like it because it sounds like the name of a 60’s girl group.
A hembra is a female alpaca. If nothing else, it’s at least unique.
If you like these names, you’ll love our article where we brainstorm funny girl group names.
Kids’ Flag Football Team Names
Good kids’ flag football team names tend to involve animals, cool machines, or inspirational abstract concepts. Your mascot has to walk the line between encouraging kids to play hard but not too hard.
Sure, there’s some history here. But mostly, this kids’ flag football name is based on the fact that kids like tigers and things that fly.
This flag football name for kids is based on the fact that kids love construction equipment (especially excavators).
Flag Football Names for Youth & Intramural Teams
Youth flag football team names can be more challenging than kids team names, but not too much. Remember, you’re trying to raise athletes, not sociopaths.
Possibly a funny team name for lacrosse.
A sweet esports team name, especially if you’re playing a game with fighter jets.
We Are Groot
This might work for a funny youth tennis team name.
Dirty & NSFW Flag Football Team Names
If you’re already acting like a bunch of teenage dudes by playing football, you might as well go all the way. Heh. Go all the way.
Pull Me Off
First Round Draft Dicks
Quick Twelfth Step
Ok, that one isn’t dirty. But it is an adult fantasy football team name.
Clever Flag Football Names
You may not get these flag football team names, but the smart guy on your team will.
The London Silly Nannies
The Wrecking Crew
This idea also works for a funny wrestling team name.
The New Power Generation
Hammer’s Running Men
Running Styles of the Poor and Fameless
The Practice Squad
A perfect rec ball team name for basketball.
This would be a funny bowling team name for league cellar dwellers.
In fairness, I stole some of these self-deprecating team names from our list of cool team names for all occasions.
Flag Football Team Names from Around the Web
I hope I’m not shaking the foundations of your reality here, but here goes. More or less, any regular football team name can also be a flag football team name.
Kiss My End Zone
Sunday Morning Quarterbacks
Sun’s Out Guns Out
The coolest sports team names could apply to many different sports.
More Flag Football Name Ideas
Do you have more name ideas for flag football teams? Give me your best ones in the comments below. I’ll add the good ones to this article.