Funniest Flag Football Team Names for 2022

Updated on February 4th, 2022 by David Sharp
Flag Football Team Names

Want to hear a bold prediction? Before long, flag football will be more popular than regular football.

Ok ok, maybe that’s too bold. But it’s not unreasonable to think that flag football will steal some of the big boys’ market share.

It has all the drama of the contact game, but without the feeling that you’re watching a roided-out Squid Game. I guess what I’m saying is that we’re going to need more flag football team names.

The Best Flag Football Names for 2022

Whether it’s a rec league, youth football, or the powderpuff game, we’ve got you covered with flag football names.

If you’re starting a pro flag football league, on the other hand, call us. We’ll set you up with some custom flag football team names for your league.

And they’ll be way better than the ones we give these yutzes for free (sorry, yutzes).

Catching Fields

This name is also one of my favorite picks for a coed softball team names.

Parents’ Embarrassments

Maybe winning a rec league championship will make up for the fact that you were cut from the varsity team?

Alligator Army

Throwbacks

That’s Gonna Hurt

Once you reach a certain age, it doesn’t have to be tackle football for you to feel it in the morning.

Smashmouth All-Stars

Some Quit in ‘Em

To make it to the NFL, there has to be no quit in you. For everyone else, there’s at least some quit in them.

Giving 75%

This follows the same principle as the last flag football name. For NFL players, you have to give 110%.

For the rest of us, giving 75% is pretty solid.

Wounded Ducks

People’s Champs

You might not be the champs in the standings, but maybe you are the People’s Champs?

Returning Chumps

Passing Fancy

This flag football name could pass for a funny women’s volleyball team name.

Dying Quails

Running Wild

Not Gonna Lie, They Had Us In the First Half

Maybe go with Had Us In the First Half if you’re in one of those lame leagues with character limits.

Funniest Flag Football Team Names

These names are literally flag-based flag football team names. Flag football team names about flag football – you’ll get it.

Flying Flags

Flags for Nothing

Flags for the Memories

Flags of our Fathers

I get it if this flag football team name is too heavy for you, what with the war stuff and all. You can also do something lighter like Flags of Our Daddies or simply Flag Football of Our Fathers.

Flags You Like It

Flaggro

False Starts

False starts is a funny flag football team name. It also works as a hilarious team name for hockey.

Flagouraphobia

This doubles as a witty golf team name for those whose balls are afraid of the flag.

Flags the World Turns

Flaggretsuko

I don’t know what kind of flag football/anime fanboy crossover there is in the real world. But who knows?

Maybe you weebs just found the perfect intersection in the Venn diagram of your interests.

Flaggressive

Here are more flag football team names with plays on the flag + aggressive pun combo:

  • Flaggressive Behavior
  • Flaggressive Dogs
  • Flaggressive Play
  • Displays of Flaggression

Badass Flag Football Team Name Ideas

You can still be kick-ass without having to kick literal ass.

Ass-Kickers Synonymous

Chicago Beers

Big Flex

The Cutters

Team Rolling Thunder

This flag football team name comes with a free team logo!

Rolling Thunder - Flag Football Team Name

The Stampede

Ford Tough

The Drivetrain

If you’re into motorsports, you could use this idea for an intimidating racing team name.

Gunslingers

Downhill Runners

For the pros, downhill runner is about their running style. For you guys, it’s about your lifestyle.

This works equally well for people seeking clever football team names.

If you prefer tackle football, check out our article dedicated entirely to cool football team names.

Flag Football Team Names for Creative Types

Regardless of the score of the actual game, these ideas will be wins in the flag football team names column. And isn’t that the greater victory?

No, victory is the greater victory. But team names are not nothin’.

Ungifted and Talentless

And in First Place

The Ideal Team Has Never Been Assem-

Any Given Faraday

If you like this flag football name idea, check out this list of nerdy fantasy football team names.

First Downers

First Rounder with Cheese

Cleatspeak

This creative flag football name also doubles as a soccer team name.

Comeback Squids

It’s only a Squid Game flag football team name if you want it to be. That does open some uniform options for you, though.

Flag Football Team Names for Girls

Ok, so maybe I was a little aggressive with my flag football will pass regular football prediction.

But mark this down for real. Girls’ high school flag football will be a thing in America by the year 2030.

And I’m not just talking powderpuff games.

Powderbuff Football

Empresses

Yardbirds

This football team name idea could also work as a catchy baseball team name if you’ve got some big sluggers on the team.

Ladyhawks

Fillys

Lionesses

Queen Bees

Chantelles

A chantelle is a female partridge. I like it because it sounds like the name of a 60’s girl group.

Hembras

A hembra is a female alpaca. If nothing else, it’s at least unique.

If you like these names, you’ll love our article where we brainstorm funny girl group names.

Kids’ Flag Football Team Names

Good kids’ flag football team names tend to involve animals, cool machines, or inspirational abstract concepts. Your mascot has to walk the line between encouraging kids to play hard but not too hard.

Tigertails

Flying Tigers

Sure, there’s some history here. But mostly, this kids’ flag football name is based on the fact that kids like tigers and things that fly.

The Diggers

This flag football name for kids is based on the fact that kids love construction equipment (especially excavators).

Young Wizards

Superheroes

Flag Football Names for Youth & Intramural Teams

Youth flag football team names can be more challenging than kids team names, but not too much. Remember, you’re trying to raise athletes, not sociopaths.

Running Forward

The Swarm

The Wolfpack

Possibly a funny team name for lacrosse.

Afterburners

A sweet esports team name, especially if you’re playing a game with fighter jets.

The Brave

We Are Groot

Young Guns

This might work for a funny youth tennis team name.

Dirty & NSFW Flag Football Team Names

If you’re already acting like a bunch of teenage dudes by playing football, you might as well go all the way. Heh. Go all the way.

Pull Me Off

Yankers

First Round Draft Dicks

Deep Threat

Quick Twelfth Step

Ok, that one isn’t dirty. But it is an adult fantasy football team name.

Clever Flag Football Names

You may not get these flag football team names, but the smart guy on your team will.

The London Silly Nannies

The Wrecking Crew

This idea also works for a funny wrestling team name.

The New Power Generation

Hammer’s Running Men

Running Styles of the Poor and Fameless

Has-Beens

The B-Team

The Scrubs

The Practice Squad

A perfect rec ball team name for basketball.

Taxi Squad

Gracious Losers

This would be a funny bowling team name for league cellar dwellers.

Kids Table

In fairness, I stole some of these self-deprecating team names from our list of cool team names for all occasions.

Flag Football Team Names from Around the Web

I hope I’m not shaking the foundations of your reality here, but here goes. More or less, any regular football team name can also be a flag football team name.

Multiple Scoregasms

The Cut-Ups

Thirst Traps

Kiss My End Zone

Sunday Morning Quarterbacks

Commuters

Inevitable Winners

Sun’s Out Guns Out

Beast Mode

The coolest sports team names could apply to many different sports.

Feast Mode

Wiest Mode

Turf Enerf

Field Generals

Second Effort

More Flag Football Name Ideas

Do you have more name ideas for flag football teams? Give me your best ones in the comments below. I’ll add the good ones to this article.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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