When playing softball, a critical consideration is how serious you are about competing.
Are you on a team of cutthroat jocks that go all out, all the time? Or are you a good time gang where trying too hard is considered uncool?
These softball team names will help you set the tone for your season. Are you more championship cups or solo cups?
Let’s find out.
Funny Softball Team Names for 2023
Everyone else in your league is going to try to have an intimidating softball team name. The real power move is to be the team with the funny softball team name.
Bunt for Red October
Check out our other slow pitch softball team names.
This makes for a fantastic coed softball team name.
In all fairness, I used this softball name in our trivia team names article too.
Good Eye Mates
Top O’ The Order to Ya
Simple. Classic. Inelegant.
The No-Stars All-Stars
All of you are stars at not being stars.
OPS I Love You
Slow Pitch Softball Names
Ah, slow-pitch softball, where a 15-10 game counts as a nail-biting pitcher’s duel.
Snobs vs. Lobs
Or Slobs vs. Lobs, if that’s more apt for your particular crew.
High Arc Calling
This idea is also one of my favorite basketball team names.
No Spin All-Stars
Or there’s always The No Spin Zone if you still hold a candle for Bill O’Reily’s glory days.
Mens Softball Team Name Ideas for 2023
Chicks always get in the way of your elaborate fantasy of making the majors someday.
10 Men Out
Bros Before Throws
I also like this as a funny baseball team name idea.
What’s Your Mantasy, Mantasy Island, Mantasy and Guy-Fi – you get the idea.
Cool Softball Team Names?
Who says you can’t be cool playing in a men’s over-40 recreation slow pitch league? Pretty much everyone other than the guys in the league, that’s who.
Interesting in hockey team names? This intimidating hockey team name would work for both sports.
Swing and a Prayer
Witty CoEd Softball Team Names
CoEd softball, one of the only remaining sports where everyone acknowledges that men and women are different.
We Have Fungoes Here
Fast Pitch Softball Team Name Ideas
Fastpitch softball players can deliver it just as fast (or faster) than their overhand counterparts. They’re just way less likely to blow out an elbow while doing it.
No Soft Ballers
Softball Team Names for Girls
For more generic ideas, check out our article dedicated entirely to team name ideas for women.
Swing and a Ms.
Good Girls Steal
Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend
Regression to the Mean Girls
Maybe this is better for a fantasy baseball team name. I don’t know, I just know that I love it.
Softball Team Names Based on Puns
You might say that these funny softball names are a… home run? Or you might not, because that’s a pretty basic-ass softball pun.
Winner is Coming
If you want more Game of Thrones team names, we have a whole article’s worth.
Slide Into My DMs
Bat Ideas, Bat Attitude, Bat to the Bone – you’ve got lots of bat options.
When it Hits
This is one of many, many puns using that one word that starts with S- and ends in -hit. For example:
- Hit or Get Off the Pot
- Hit Posters
- Holy Hit!
- Hit’s Creek
- Hit Out of Luck
- Full of Hits
- Hit a Brick
This softball name could also make a good volleyball team name.
Softball Team Names for Adult Leagues
Softball is a great sport for folks who are past their athletic prime. It’s very comforting to know that you don’t have to give 110% anymore.
This would be a funny idea for a fraternity flag football team name.
Slug ‘n’ Chug
For a team of ex-jocks, this could be a very creative football team name.
Dirty Softball Team Names for 2023
No, these probably aren’t the best softball team names for your work league. Sometimes team names for sports are NSFW.
This is a classic, inappropriate softball team name. Because if anyone ever beats you, they have to say they…
Glad He Ate ‘Ers
Youth Softball Team Names for Kids
Future Former All-Stars
The Bat Boys
Kids in America
Creative Softball Team Name Ideas
Your opponents have all softball season to figure out what the hell your team name means.
This creative softball name is like Manufacturing Fun, but for the Moneyball generation.
Very Bat Things
Army of Steamrollers
Here’s James Earl Jones to explain this softball reference:
Intramural Softball Team Names for 2023
These intramural softball team names will help you win friends and impress your classmates. Or at least they’ll make you and your dumb friends laugh.
World War Gen Z
With this intramural softball name, you’ll be remembered forever for the next 2-4 years! Oddly, this idea would be quite fitting for gamer team names.
Softball Team Names by Age Group
Dirty jokes and classic movie references are all well and good for all you old folks – fantastic even. Younger folks, though, might need something a little more wholesome.
Softball Team Names for 10u Leagues
10u softball leagues are for players who are nine or ten years old.
The Lion Pride
Softball Team Names for 12u Leagues
12u softball leagues are for players who are eleven or twelve years old.
This could be a fantastic street racing team name idea if you drive one.
Softball Team Names for 14u Leagues
14u softball leagues are typically for kids who are aged thirteen to fourteen.
Awesome Softball Team Names from Around the Web
To be honest, I remember almost nothing about my opponents except their softball team names. I remember when I do something (good or bad).
But everyone else is just a name on the schedule.
Hit for Brains
3rd Base Bullies
Nine Inch Males
Cleats and Cleavage
Ball of Duty
Beauty and the Cleats
I actually like this idea for a coed soccer team name.
Blurred Foul Lines
More Softball Team Name Ideas?
Do you have a funny idea for a softball team name? Leave your best ideas in the comments below. I’ll add the funniest ones to this list.