Funny Soccer Team Names – Ideas for Youth, Indoor, Intramural

Updated on February 3rd, 2022 by David Sharp
Soccer Team Names

You can make any of these soccer team names instantly cooler by adding FC to the end. It shows you know the lingo.

And as any fan of modern music will tell you, random initials are cool.

Today I’ll present funny soccer team names, names based on former players, and even a few NSFW soccer names. And FC works with literally all of them, except for Football Club FC, because that would be redundant.

Hilarious Soccer Names for 2022

It’s crazy that soccer players don’t get more respect as athletes, especially given how much more they run. They run double what basketball players do and five times as much as football players (the running ones, even).

And baseball players? Um… let’s not even do that math.

Football Club FC

Cleetspeak

Netcetera

Two Left Feet

A soccer team name idea and free logo!

Soccer Team Names - Two Left Feet

Kickin’ It

Can We Kick It?

Yes, we can.

Pitched Battle

Softball teams with steller pitching could use this as a softball team name.

Soccumentary Now!

Goal-Oriented

This soccer team name doubles as a hockey team name!

Goal Medals

Don’t Cross Me

Trap Beats

You could instead go with Trap Music. Either way, it’s a pretty cool soccer team name.

Kicked Around

Taking Offense

Don’t take a fence if it isn’t yours!

You could also consider using this idea for your flag football name.

Bodak Yellow Cardis

Card Times

There are tons of hard/card soccer puns that are out there.

  • Card to Handle
  • Card to Believe
  • Card to Beat
  • Card Knocks
  • Card Target
  • The Cardy Boys

Soccer Team Name Ideas for Boys

Don’t get your boys into football, get them into football.

Male Forwarding

Zona Misters

Now, this soccer team name idea is some inside futból.

Bill Header

Ball Footers

Goalfinger

No, you don’t have to be a guy to like James Bond. But it sure helps.

Boy’s Club

You can also try Boy’s FC to increase the degree of difficulty one notch. Or you could use this idea as a golf team name.

Coed Soccer Team Names for 2022

These coed soccer team name ideas prove that friends who kick together stick together.

Cleatus and Brandine

Either you know that this is a Simpsons reference, or it’s not the team name for you.

Pleased to Cleat You

Twenty-Two Left Feet

There’s nothing more coed than feet.

Squad Goals

Squad Goalies also works for a coed soccer name.

Socc Hop

Fun Soccer Team Name Ideas

Let other teams be The Killers or The Tough Guys or Soccer Is War. You know that even though you have a fun soccer team name, you’re no joke on the field.

Fever Pitch

Would this be an appropriate covid-themed baseball team name?

Alive and Kicking

The Fabulous Floppers

Vintage auto fans might notice that this idea doubles as a racing team name.

Ghoul Keepers

Go for the Goal

Acting Defensive

Highly Offensive

Soccer Team Names for Girls

I assume you can come up with girls’ soccer team names like Unicorns or Pretty Pink Princesses on your own. Just ask your team what they’re into, problem solved.

These are slightly more clever girls’ soccer team names. And, if we’re being honest, some might be closer to women’s soccer team names.

She’s a Keeper

Gal-Star Team

Full disclosure, this soccer name is also in our master list of female group names.

Victorious Secret

Darling Kicky

Net’s Do It

  • Net’s fall in love
  • Net’s get it on
  • Net’s go crazy

These are also applicable tennis team name ideas.

Creative Soccer Team Names Based on Famous Players

Bend it Like Beckham is a kids’ movie from twenty years ago. You can do better – or at least weirder.

We’re All Gonna Get Peléd!

Pelé of the Land

Peléstation Games

Maradona Messed Up Now

Messi Eaters

Messi Buns

Landon Before Time

Ronaldo McDonaldo

RonalD’oh

Neymark of the Beast

Suarez Sashimi

Tasty.

Intramural Soccer Team Name Ideas

All victories are fleeting. But the memory of that hottie in your chem class telling you good game on Sunday will live forever.

Class Club

Use Your Head

The Diving Team

The Devastating Corner Kicks

This soccer name also sounds like the hilarious name for a finishing move in professional wrestling. Check out our article on funny wrestling names for more of those.

Header of the Class

Kickin’ Tunes

Clever Soccer Team Names for High-Brow Players

Sure your league is sophisticated enough to handle a clever soccer team name. This is soccer after all, not lacrosse.

If you are into lacrosse, no offense. You can find your lacrosse team name ideas here.

Brand Danubians

Bear Trap

This clever soccer team name idea may not be for everyone. A few teams might find this idea a little too perfect.

Elevensies

If you want more Lord of the Rings team names, check out our gigantic Best Team Names article.

Throw-In Bows

Rabbit in a Hat Trick

Names for Indoor Soccer Teams

No rainouts. no divots to trip in, and AC running harder than you are. What’s not to love about indoor soccer?

Other than the unforgiving brutality of the turf itself, that is.

Turf Guys

Pitch Perfect

Perfect Pitch would also work for this indoor soccer team name. Whichever sounds better to your discerning ear.

Indorable

Dome Team Advantage

AC Turn-on

If you were wondering, that’s an AC Milan + air conditioning reference. The adult soccer team names are coming later.

Youth Soccer Team Name Ideas for 2022

Soccer is the perfect game for teaching kids the importance of teamwork, cardio, and realistically selling your flops.

Tiger Sharks

  • Tigers: tough
  • Sharks: tough
  • Tiger Sharks: double tough.

Tween Titans

The A+ Team

Maybe this would also work as an idea for a gamer team.

The Just Us Friends

Ben 11

Spongebob Soccershorts

This kids’ soccer team name may be more appropriate for young adults.

Funny Soccer Team Names for Adult Leagues

I wouldn’t say that all of these soccer team names are NSFW. I also wouldn’t be eager to show any of them to my HR rep. Just sayin’.

Dirty Punts

Son of a Pitch

The best sports team names apply to multiple sports.

Pitch Cream

Kicky Icky Icky

Desperate to Score

Those seeming football team names might also consider this gem.

Maradona’s Nose of God

Offsides Jokers

This soccer name is safe for work. But it tells your opponents that everything they hear on the pitch may not be.

Soccer Team Names from Around the Web

I don’t mean to sound harsh, arrogant, or unpatriotic. But here goes.

Every other “soccer team names” article on the Internet is worse than the Pre-90’s US National teams.

These are the best soccer names I could find in a thin talent pool. Your Bruce Murrays and Hugo Perezes, if you will.

Sir Kicks a Lot

Hooligans

Kickapoos

Kicking Down the Cobblestones

Feelin’ groovy.

Get Your Kicks

Look Ma, No Hands

Net Rippers

I think this may make an apt volleyball team name idea as well.

Give us Your Soccer Team Name Ideas

If you have an original idea for a good soccer team name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the really good ones to our list.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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