You can immediately make any of these soccer team names cooler by adding FC on the end. It shows you know the nomenclature, plus as any fan of modern music will tell you, random initials are cool.
We’ve got funny soccer team names, names based on former players, and even a couple NSFW soccer names. And FC works with literally all of them, except for Football Club FC, because that would just be redundant.
Soccer Names for 2021
It’s crazy that soccer players don’t get more respect as athletes, especially given how much more they run. They run double what basketball players do and five times as much as football players (the running ones, even).
And baseball players? Um… let’s not even do that math.
Football Club FC
Can We Kick It?
Yes we can.
Don’t Cross Me
You can also do Trap Music. Either way, it’s a pretty cool soccer team name.
Don’t take a fence if it isn’t yours.
Bodak Yellow Cardis
There are tons of hard/card soccer puns that are out there. For example:
- Card to Handle
- Card to Believe
- Card to Beat
- Card Knocks
- Card Target
- The Cardy Boys
Fun Soccer Team Names
Let other teams be The Killers or The Tough Guys or Soccer Is War. You know that even though you have a funny soccer team name, you’re no joke on the field.
Alive and Kicking
Go for the Goal
Soccer Team Names for Boys
Don’t get your boys into football, get them into football.
Now this is some inside futból.
No, you don’t have to be a guy to like James Bond, but it sure helps.
You can also try Boy’s FC if you want to increase the degree of difficulty one notch.
Coed Soccer Team Names
The friends that kick together, stick together.
Cleatus and Brandine
Either you know that this is a Simpsons reference, or you know it’s not the team name for you.
Pleased to Cleat You
Twenty-Two Left Feet
There’s nothing more coed than feet.
Squad Goalies also works for me.
Soccer Team Names for Girls
I assume you can come up with girls’ soccer team names like Unicorns or Pretty Pink Princesses on your own. Just ask your team what they’re into, problem solved.
These are slightly more clever girls’ soccer team names. And, if we’re being honest, some might be more women’s soccer team names.
She’s a Keeper
Full disclosure, this name is also in our master list of girls’ team names.
Net’s Do It
Net’s fall in love.
Creative Soccer Team Names Based on Famous Players
Bend it Like Beckham is a twenty-year-old kids movie. You can do better – or at least weirder.
We’re All Gonna Get Peléd!
Pelé of the Land
Maradona Messed Up Now
Landon Before Time
Neymark of the Beast
Intramural Soccer Team Names
All victories are fleeting. But the memory of that hottie in your chem class telling you good game on Sunday will live forever.
Use Your Head
Header of the Class
The Diving Team
Clever Soccer Team Names
Your league is generally smart enough to handle a clever soccer team name. This is soccer after all, not lacrosse.
Maybe not for everyone, but there are a few teams that this might be a little too perfect for.
If you want more Lord of the Rings team names, check out our gigantic Best Team Names article.
Rabbit in a Hat Trick
Indoor Soccer Team Names
No rainouts. no divots to trip in, and AC running harder than you are – what’s not to love about indoor soccer? Other than the unforgiving brutality of the turf itself, of course.
Or Perfect Pitch. Whichever sounds better to your discerning ear.
Dome Team Advantage
In case you were wondering, that’s an AC Milan + air conditioning reference. The adult soccer team names are coming later.
Youth Soccer Team Names
Soccer is a wonderful game for teaching kids the importance of teamwork, cardio, and really selling your flops.
Tigers: tough. Sharks: tough. Therefore, Tiger Sharks: double tough.
The Just Us Friends
The A+ Team
Funny Soccer Team Names for Adult leagues
I wouldn’t say that all of these soccer team names are NSFW. I also wouldn’t be eager to show any of them to my HR reps. Just sayin’.
Son of a Pitch
Kicky Icky Icky
Desperate to Score
Maradona’s Nose of God
This team name is safe for work. But it tells your opponents that everything they hear on the pitch may not be.
Soccer Team Names from Around the Web
I don’t mean to sound either harsh, arrogant, or unpatriotic, but here goes. Every other soccer team names article on the internet is worse than the Pre-90’s US National teams.
These are the best soccer names I could find in thin talent pool. Your Bruce Murrays and Hugo Perezes, if you will.
Sir Kicks a Lot
Kicking Down the Cobblestones