The purpose of a caddie is to assist golfers with their club selection, approach, and general life philosophy. I’m like that, except with golf team names.
Ultimately, you’re the person that’ll have to choose the name that’s right for you and your team. But I’ll make some funny suggestions, tell you what I might do, and hopefully give you a chuckle or two along the way.
And you don’t even have to tip me afterward!
Golf Team Names for 2023
Golf: a good walk spoiled by the need to come up with a good golf team name.
But don’t worry, I’ve got some ideas that you can peruse from the sanctity of the cart.
Fairway to Heaven
Zepplin was accused of stealing the intro, but you can steal the show with this funny golf team name.
The Legend of Sandbagger Vance
Pin it to Win it
This idea would also work great for a bowling team name.
The Cart of War
If you like this one, we’ve got more clever golf names in a bit.
Hole in Won
Doing the Bull Dance
Strokes of Luck
This golf name idea also makes a good tennis team name.
Matter of Course
Mulligan & Again & Again
I don’t know why, but this good golf team name gets better with the ampersands.
Funny Golf Team Names for Jokesters
There are two main genres when it comes to golf comedy:
- Making fun of how bad you are at golf
- Making fun of how good you are at lying about golf
Marker the Beast
This is also a fantastic name for a gamer team.
Closed Face Sand Wedges
Club Sand Wedges also works for this golf team name (especially if you’re playing in a club tournament).
Plus, I just like club sandwiches.
This name would also work if you’re seeking intramural basketball team names.
Snobs vs. Lobs
Shanks a Lot
There are plenty of other thanks/shanks golf puns out there:
- Shanks for Nothing
- Shanks for the Memories
- Shank You Very Much
- Shank Your Mother for Me
Caddyshack Golf Team Names
One of the perks of choosing a Caddyshack team name is it’s one of the few references that every golfer understands.
Be the Ball
Baseball players could co-opt this idea for a baseball team name.
Real Human Beings
Murray > Aykroyd
This Caddyshack team name holds true in all ways, really. But it especially rings true in Caddyshack.
The Worst Looking Hat I Ever Saw
It looks good on you, though.
Low-Grade Dog Food
Right into the Lumberyard
If you enjoy these golfer team names, check out our sports team name list that includes many other sports.
Clever Golf Team Name Ideas
These best golf team names don’t draw guffaws from rubes. They draw appreciative chuckles from the martini-sippers at the 19th hole.
Frankly, I think Mashie Niblick is quite clever on its own.
Hackidentally in Love
The FairWay to My Heart
Divot a Chance
Frog Hair Toupee
Blame it On the Grain
Can a Milli-Vanilli reference count as a clever golf team name? You be the judge.
Dirty Golf Team Names in 2023
What do you expect from a “sport” that lets you pee right on the course?
You could also spell this inappropriate golf team name Fourgasm. Both ways will getcha there.
Drinks and Drives
This could make a funny intramural flag football name.
I can’t help but feel like I’m leaving plenty of ball references with these NSFW golf names. Something tells me you’ll be able to fill in the gaps if you really want to.
Golf Team Name Ideas From Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore is the second-greatest golf comedy of all time. Well, unless you count Dorf on Golf, that is.
The Price is Wrong
Get in the Hole!
Tap Tap Taparoo
Just tap it in!
It’s All in the Hips
All Good Things
The Golden Jackets
Golf Team Names for Scrambles
True story: I’ve played in one golf tournament (best ball scramble). All I remember is that my ball was never the best ball.
Creative Golf Team Name Ideas
Your golf name only has to make sense to the players in your foursome. Well, three out of four at least.
Ten-Finger Death Punch
A golf team name or a hilarious wrestling name?
This is both a witty golf name and a creative lacrosse team name.
Three Strokes of the Condor
Charity Golf Team Name for Fund Raisers
Everyone supports charity golf. Who doesn’t love the opportunity to feel like a hero for doing that thing you’d probably be doing anyway?
Playing for Creeps
Mulligans for Everyone
Don’t Chari-Tease Me
You have to give ‘til it hurts.
Golf Team Name Ideas for Tournaments
This isn’t a bad idea for a racing simulation team name.
Maybe this one belongs in the filthy golf names category.
Miniature Golf Team Names for 2023
There are more people playing mini-golf than regular golf. That makes me think that maybe we’ve got the names backward?
Mini-golf should just be called golf, and golf should be called maxi-golf.
Team Names for Other Major Sports
If you need team names for other sports, check out these articles.
Have any Golf Team Name Ideas?
Do you have an original idea for a golf team name? Tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.