Funny Golf Names for Tournaments, Scrambles, Mini-Golf, and More

Updated on February 3rd, 2022 by David Sharp
Golf Team Names

The purpose of a caddie is to assist golfers with their club selection, approach, and general life philosophy. I’m like that, except with golf team names.

Ultimately, you’re the person that’ll have to choose the name that’s right for you and your team. But I’ll make some funny suggestions, tell you what I might do, and hopefully give you a chuckle or two along the way.

And you don’t even have to tip me afterward!

Golf Team Names for 2022

Golf: a good walk spoiled by the need to come up with a good golf team name.

But don’t worry, I’ve got some ideas that you can peruse from the sanctity of the cart.

Green Monsters

Fairway to Heaven

Zepplin was accused of stealing the intro, but you can steal the show with this funny golf team name.

Clubhouse Rock

The Legend of Sandbagger Vance

Pin it to Win it

This idea would also work great for a bowling team name.

The Cart of War

If you like this one, we’ve got more clever golf names in a bit.

Pusher Men

Hole in Won

Doing the Bull Dance

Feeling the flow. Workin’ it.

Check out these Happy Gilmore golf names.

Hackers

Beach Babies

Bunker Buddies

Bunker Buddies

Strokes of Luck

This golf name idea also makes a good tennis team name.

Banana Ballers

Matter of Course

Designated Drivers

Golf Team Name - Designated Drivers

Fab Foursome

Mulligan & Again & Again

I don’t know why, but this good golf team name gets better with the ampersands.

Funny Golf Team Names for Jokesters

There are two main genres when it comes to golf comedy:

  1. Making fun of how bad you are at golf
  2. Making fun of how good you are at lying about golf

Feeling Yipsy

Golden Ferrets

Marker the Beast

Hackspin

This is also a fantastic name for a gamer team.

Bare Liars

Closed Face Sand Wedges

Club Sand Wedges also works for this golf team name (especially if you’re playing in a club tournament).

Plus, I just like club sandwiches.

Modern Cart

Chunky Dunkers

This name would also work if you’re seeking intramural basketball team names.

Snobs vs. Lobs

Shanks a Lot

There are plenty of other thanks/shanks golf puns out there:

  • Shanks for Nothing
  • Shanks for the Memories
  • Shank You Very Much
  • Shank Your Mother for Me

Caddyshack Golf Team Names

One of the perks of choosing a Caddyshack team name is it’s one of the few references that every golfer understands.

Tremendous Slouches

Noonan!

Cinderella Story

Spackler’s Bluegrass

Be the Ball

Baseball players could co-opt this idea for a baseball team name.

Real Human Beings

Murray > Aykroyd

This Caddyshack team name holds true in all ways, really. But it especially rings true in Caddyshack.

The Worst Looking Hat I Ever Saw

It looks good on you, though.

Low-Grade Dog Food

Right into the Lumberyard

Flying WASPs

If you enjoy these golfer team names, check out our sports team name list that includes many other sports.

Clever Golf Team Name Ideas

These best golf team names don’t draw guffaws from rubes. They draw appreciative chuckles from the martini-sippers at the 19th hole.

Monster Mashies

Frankly, I think Mashie Niblick is quite clever on its own.

Hackidentally in Love

The FairWay to My Heart

Divot a Chance

Worm Burners

Waggle Swagger

Frog Hair Toupee

Blame it On the Grain

Can a Milli-Vanilli reference count as a clever golf team name? You be the judge.

Dirty Golf Team Names in 2022

What do you expect from a “sport” that lets you pee right on the course?

Foregasm

You could also spell this inappropriate golf team name Fourgasm. Both ways will getcha there.

Putt Stuff

Dirty Birdies

Drinks and Drives

This could make a funny intramural flag football name.

Handsy Swingers

Ball Washers

Marked Balls

I can’t help but feel like I’m leaving plenty of ball references with these NSFW golf names. Something tells me you’ll be able to fill in the gaps if you really want to.

Casual Watersports

Golf Team Name Ideas From Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore is the second-greatest golf comedy of all time. Well, unless you count Dorf on Golf, that is.

The Price is Wrong

Get in the Hole!

Tap Tap Taparoo

Just tap it in!

Shanty People

It’s All in the Hips

McGavin’s Shooters

Landscaping Duty

All Good Things

Somebody’s Closer

The Golden Jackets

Golf Team Names for Scrambles

True story: I’ve played in one golf tournament (best ball scramble). All I remember is that my ball was never the best ball.

Best Balds

Scramitall

Scramble Legs

Scrambulous Thunderbirds

Hackswing

Creative Golf Team Name Ideas

Your golf name only has to make sense to the players in your foursome. Well, three out of four at least.

The Stimpsons

Tempo Karate

Ten-Finger Death Punch

A golf team name or a hilarious wrestling name?

Biarritz Crackers

Shamble Opportunity

Holed-Up

This is both a witty golf name and a creative lacrosse team name.

Three Strokes of the Condor

Sandbagging Bandits

Preferred Lies

Rage Finders

Charity Golf Team Name for Fund Raisers

Everyone supports charity golf. Who doesn’t love the opportunity to feel like a hero for doing that thing you’d probably be doing anyway?

Playing for Creeps

Donated Crime

Mulligans for Everyone

Don’t Chari-Tease Me

Giving Blisters

You have to give ‘til it hurts.

Golf Team Name Ideas for Tournaments

Shotgun Hack

Calcutta Beef

Liar-to-Liar Victory

Very Skinteresting

Sunday Drivers

This isn’t a bad idea for a racing simulation team name.

Local Rulers

Semis

Maybe this one belongs in the filthy golf names category.

Miniature Golf Team Names for 2022

There are more people playing mini-golf than regular golf. That makes me think that maybe we’ve got the names backward?

Mini-golf should just be called golf, and golf should be called maxi-golf.

Putter Nonsense

Short Rounds

Social Clubbers

Sunday Funnies

Windmill Communication

Team Names for Other Major Sports

If you need team names for other sports, check out these articles.

Have any Golf Team Name Ideas?

Do you have an original idea for a golf team name? Tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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