The purpose of a caddie is to assist golfers with their club selection, approach, and general life philosophy. I’m like that, except with golf team names.
Ultimately, you’re the person that’ll have to choose the name that’s right for you and your team. But I’ll make some funny suggestions, tell you what I might do, and hopefully give you a chuckle or two along the way.
And you don’t even have to tip me afterward!
Golf Team Names for 2023
Golf: a good walk spoiled by the need to come up with a good golf team name.
But don’t worry, I’ve got some ideas that you can peruse from the sanctity of the cart.
Green Monsters
Fairway to Heaven
Zepplin was accused of stealing the intro, but you can steal the show with this funny golf team name.
Clubhouse Rock
The Legend of Sandbagger Vance
Pin it to Win it
This idea would also work great for a bowling team name.
The Cart of War
If you like this one, we’ve got more clever golf names in a bit.
Pusher Men
Hole in Won
Doing the Bull Dance
Hackers
Beach Babies
Bunker Buddies
Bunker Buddies
Strokes of Luck
This golf name idea also makes a good tennis team name.
Banana Ballers
Matter of Course
Designated Drivers
Fab Foursome
Mulligan & Again & Again
I don’t know why, but this good golf team name gets better with the ampersands.
Funny Golf Team Names for Jokesters
There are two main genres when it comes to golf comedy:
- Making fun of how bad you are at golf
- Making fun of how good you are at lying about golf
Feeling Yipsy
Golden Ferrets
Marker the Beast
Hackspin
This is also a fantastic name for a gamer team.
Bare Liars
Closed Face Sand Wedges
Club Sand Wedges also works for this golf team name (especially if you’re playing in a club tournament).
Plus, I just like club sandwiches.
Modern Cart
Chunky Dunkers
This name would also work if you’re seeking intramural basketball team names.
Snobs vs. Lobs
Shanks a Lot
There are plenty of other thanks/shanks golf puns out there:
- Shanks for Nothing
- Shanks for the Memories
- Shank You Very Much
- Shank Your Mother for Me
Caddyshack Golf Team Names
One of the perks of choosing a Caddyshack team name is it’s one of the few references that every golfer understands.
Tremendous Slouches
Noonan!
Cinderella Story
Spackler’s Bluegrass
Be the Ball
Baseball players could co-opt this idea for a baseball team name.
Real Human Beings
Murray > Aykroyd
This Caddyshack team name holds true in all ways, really. But it especially rings true in Caddyshack.
The Worst Looking Hat I Ever Saw
It looks good on you, though.
Low-Grade Dog Food
Right into the Lumberyard
Flying WASPs
If you enjoy these golfer team names, check out our sports team name list that includes many other sports.
Clever Golf Team Name Ideas
These best golf team names don’t draw guffaws from rubes. They draw appreciative chuckles from the martini-sippers at the 19th hole.
Monster Mashies
Frankly, I think Mashie Niblick is quite clever on its own.
Hackidentally in Love
The FairWay to My Heart
Divot a Chance
Worm Burners
Waggle Swagger
Frog Hair Toupee
Blame it On the Grain
Can a Milli-Vanilli reference count as a clever golf team name? You be the judge.
Dirty Golf Team Names in 2023
What do you expect from a “sport” that lets you pee right on the course?
Foregasm
You could also spell this inappropriate golf team name Fourgasm. Both ways will getcha there.
Putt Stuff
Dirty Birdies
Drinks and Drives
This could make a funny intramural flag football name.
Handsy Swingers
Ball Washers
Marked Balls
I can’t help but feel like I’m leaving plenty of ball references with these NSFW golf names. Something tells me you’ll be able to fill in the gaps if you really want to.
Casual Watersports
Golf Team Name Ideas From Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore is the second-greatest golf comedy of all time. Well, unless you count Dorf on Golf, that is.
The Price is Wrong
Get in the Hole!
Tap Tap Taparoo
Just tap it in!
Shanty People
It’s All in the Hips
McGavin’s Shooters
Landscaping Duty
All Good Things
Somebody’s Closer
The Golden Jackets
Golf Team Names for Scrambles
True story: I’ve played in one golf tournament (best ball scramble). All I remember is that my ball was never the best ball.
Best Balds
Scramitall
Scramble Legs
Scrambulous Thunderbirds
Hackswing
Creative Golf Team Name Ideas
Your golf name only has to make sense to the players in your foursome. Well, three out of four at least.
The Stimpsons
Tempo Karate
Ten-Finger Death Punch
A golf team name or a hilarious wrestling name?
Biarritz Crackers
Shamble Opportunity
Holed-Up
This is both a witty golf name and a creative lacrosse team name.
Three Strokes of the Condor
Sandbagging Bandits
Preferred Lies
Rage Finders
Charity Golf Team Name for Fund Raisers
Everyone supports charity golf. Who doesn’t love the opportunity to feel like a hero for doing that thing you’d probably be doing anyway?
Playing for Creeps
Donated Crime
Mulligans for Everyone
Don’t Chari-Tease Me
Giving Blisters
You have to give ‘til it hurts.
Golf Team Name Ideas for Tournaments
Shotgun Hack
Calcutta Beef
Liar-to-Liar Victory
Very Skinteresting
Sunday Drivers
This isn’t a bad idea for a racing simulation team name.
Local Rulers
Semis
Maybe this one belongs in the filthy golf names category.
Miniature Golf Team Names for 2023
There are more people playing mini-golf than regular golf. That makes me think that maybe we’ve got the names backward?
Mini-golf should just be called golf, and golf should be called maxi-golf.
Putter Nonsense
Short Rounds
Social Clubbers
Sunday Funnies
Windmill Communication
Team Names for Other Major Sports
If you need team names for other sports, check out these articles.
Have any Golf Team Name Ideas?
Do you have an original idea for a golf team name? Tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.
