Funny Tennis Team Names for 2022 Players

Updated on February 3rd, 2022 by David Sharp
Tennis Team Names

From the city courts to the country clubs, tennis is always in season. This is especially true for table tennis, where no matter what day or time there’s a ping-pong game happening in community centers or unfinished basements.

And they all need team names. Wait, were you just going to play under your boring real name?

You’re better than that. Let me help you ace the name game with these funny tennis team names.

Funny Tennis Name Ideas for 2022

From the Renshaws and Dohertys to the McEnroes and Williamses, tennis has long been dominated by siblings. Here are some tennis names for those of us not lucky enough to grow up with our own doubles partner.

This is 40-Love

What the Deuce

Strung Out

Strung Out - Tennis Team Names

Droppin’ Shots

Swingers

There’s also Swingin’ Singles if you’re really trying to put out the vibe. This also makes a suitable baseball team name idea.

Net Gains

Tape Delay

Get a Grip

Gamer teams might like this for a team name as well.

Court Jesters

Djokers

Lone Servivors

Service with a Smile

Sure, you’re going to beat them. But you don’t have to be jerks about it.

Loose Strings

Kicking Aces

A workable idea for people looking for inappropriate soccer team names as well.

Lovebirds

Lovebirds may be the sweetest name for a tennis team that I could conjure. That said, it’s certainly not the only love pun out there:

  • Lovebugs
  • Love, Actually
  • Love Island
  • Love Jones
  • Love Handles
  • Love Stinks
  • Love Story

Clever Tennis Team Names for 2022

How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?

Tennis players can’t change light bulbs. They just stand around yelling “What do you mean it’s out?”

Slam Sandwich

The line between clever tennis team name and stupid tennis team name is not as clear as we might hope. You could also use this as a basketball team name idea.

Got It!

Let it Go!

Baby Got Backhand

Called to Serve

Some Strings Attached

Clay Miserables

Diff’rent Strokes

I’d Hit That

Cool sports team names are muti-purpose.

Tennis the Menace

Table Tennis Team Name Ideas

Table Tennis is the serious and official name for the sport. Ping-pong is just an onomatopoeia invented by Parker Brothers.

It could be worse, though. They initially considered naming it whiff-waff!

21 Savages

Pong Donkeys

Barna Burners

This tabletop tennis team name has some serious indie cred.

Stigamata

Hitting the Joola

Hitting the Joola, vaporizing the competition.

Butterfly Strokers

Rubber Matches

This idea would also make a clever stock car racing team name.

Top Spinners

Deucebags

Tennis Team Names for Women

For years, women’s tennis has produced better ratings than men’s. And there’s absolutely no reason that dominance has to stop at the professional level.

Sets in the City

Daisy Cutters

Volley Girls

This idea also works if you’re brainstorming volleyball team name ideas.

Ms. Hits

Courtney Love

Alley Kittens

Combo Tennis Team Names

Combo doubles is fantastic because it allows friends of different skill levels to play together. It’s hard enough to make friends at all, let alone friends that share your tennis talent level.

Mixed Nuts

This funny doubles tennis team name works best when both of you are craaay-Z.

Racketeers

Hit Men

This idea will also work if you’re looking for tennis tournament names.

Penn Pals

Doubles Shot

This combo tennis team name is only one of the many doubles puns out there. Here are some other ideas:

  • Doubles the Fun
  • Doubles Trouble
  • Doubles Vision
  • Doubles or Nothin’

Unusual Tennis Team Name Ideas in 2022

These cool tennis team names might not be for everyone, but that’s ok. If they’re perfect for just one team out there, then I’ve done my job (he said, humbly).

Love on the Spectrum

Dirtballers

White Lines

Acing Gratefully

Who says tennis is a young person’s game? Other than your knees, that is.

Racquet Scientists

Ball Busters

Kinky Sets

Our Love Language is Tennis

Creative Tennis Team Names

Everlasting Lobstoppers

This is the perfect tennis team name for chocolate lovers.

Puddlers

Backhand Bandits

Those interested in good hockey team names could use this name idea as well.

Serves You Right

Lord of the Strings

Penn Ball Wizards

Mood Swings

This doubles as a clever golf team name.

Strung Tight

Would Tightly Strung be a funnier tennis team name?? High Strung?

I can’t decide, this is giving me anxiety, you choose. I need a Xanax.

Wise Aces

Let’s do another run of tennis team name puns, this time with Aces.

  • All About that Ace
  • Ace, Ace, Baby
  • Ace Kickers
  • Ace Holes
  • Aces High
  • Smokin’ Aces

Tennis Team Names from Around the Web

My doubles partner on these tennis names is the vast expanse of the Internet.

Backhanded Compliments

You Got Served

Do you think I’d compile a list of the best tennis team names and not mention this gem?

Court’s in Session

Alley Cats

Alley Gators

Alley Oops

Net Worth

Over Served

Supreme Court

Casual Sets

Hot Shots

This name could double as a lacrosse team name idea.

Morning Sets

Sets on the Beach

Causing a Racket

Full Metal Racket

Hit and Run

Hit for Brains

Match Makers

Love Gurus

Have More Original Tennis Team Name Ideas?

If you have an idea for a tennis team name, tell me about it in the comments below. We’ll integrate the best ones into this article.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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