Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Team Names for 2023

Updated on September 6th, 2023 by David Sharp
Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Team Names

Matthew Stafford’s career has been full of ups and downs.

He was the first overall draft pick, but it was for the Detroit Lions. He struggled with injuries but won Comeback Player of the Year.

He played eight straight seasons, and then he fractured his back. He bounced back again, got traded, then won the freakin’ Super Bowl.

Here are some Matthew Stafford fantasy team names for a player that has earned it.

Matthew Stafford Fantasy Team Names for 2023

Here’s a stat that shocked me: Matthew Stafford has only made one Pro Bowl.

He’s the Lions franchise leader in everything. He’s knocking on the top ten’s door in many significant stats, and now he’s got a Ring.

Get the guy in some Pro Bowls already. Geeze!

Mattsters of the Universe

By the power of Greybeard!

Matty Light 6-Pack

Matt’s a Bingo!

Matt’s Amore



If that isn’t specific enough for you, here are some more inside Fortnight names.

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Out of the Staffordinary


If you trade Stafford or he gets hurt, you can change your name to DeStaffinated.

You Can’t Stafford Not To

Staffordable Care Act


SoFi Stafford

Is SoFiford going too far?


PreturMatturally Talented

The A Matterial

Matterial Girl

This is the perfect Matt Stafford fantasy football team name for the ladies.

We have an entire article dedicated to brainstorming fantasy football team names for women.

Matterial Object

The Matterial Realm


StafFort Apache

Pillow Staffort

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Funny Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Team Names

I wonder how Lions fans felt watching Stafford win the Super Bowl with another team.

Was it the feeling of watching that old friend who left your hometown and found success abroad? Or was it more like watching wedding videos of an ex and your much more impressive replacement?

If you’re here looking for Matt Stafford’s fantasy names, you must have love for the guy. And that’s very Matt-ture of you.

Matt Journey’s End

Matt Last!

Mattsimum Effort

You Can’t Stafford It

Staffordinary Love

Staff Entrance

Matt the Drive-In

This Matt Stafford fantasy team name is for those fans of 90’s indie rock.

Mattster of His Domain

If Matt First You Don’t Succeed

Then get traded to the Rams, I guess?

Matt Risk Students

Matt Will Employment

Matt Your Service

Who Has The Last Staugh?

If that Matt Stafford team name doesn’t make you laugh, here are some others that might:

  • Who’s Staffing Now?
  • Staffing All the Way to The Bank
  • Staff Out Loud
  • A Staff a Minute

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It’s depressing how many Matt Stafford fantasy names articles still have him in a Lions uniform. What I’m saying is you’re lucky to have us, people.

Stafford and Sons

Stafford Infection

Inglorious Staffords

Stafford University

This Stafford team name idea has a solid pun, but Matty Staffs went to Georgia. Just sayin’.

The Stafford Wives

Francis Stafford Coppola

Well, Isn’t Matt Special?

Props to whoever it was that came up with this Church Lady reference.

Built Stafford Tough

Ford Mattstangs

Team Names for Other NFL Quarterbacks

If you’re looking for team names for other NFL quarterbacks, check these out.

More Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Names

Do you have an idea for a runny or ridiculous Matthew Stafford fantasy team name? Put it in the comments below. We’ll include the best ones in this list.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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