Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Names for 2021

Updated on June 2nd, 2021 by David Sharp
Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Names

When Tony Romo went down in the 2016 preseason, Cowboys nation was devastated.

With Romo, the Boys were favored to win the division. Without him, they were putting their fate into the hands of a little-known rookie from Mississippi State named Dak Prescott.

I guess you could say Romo’s injury ended up working out well for Dak and the ‘Boys. Here are the best Dak Prescott fantasy names to honor the Cowboys’ lead horse.

The Best Dak Prescott Fantasy Team Names

There were seven quarterbacks picked in the 2016 draft before Dak:

  • Jared Goff
  • Carson Wentz
  • Paxton Lynch
  • Christian Hackenburg
  • Jacoby Brissett
  • Cody Kessler
  • Connor Cook

There are at least seven NFL general managers who are getting sore from constantly kicking themselves in the ass.

Dakurate Passer

Dak’s Amore

Dakkidentally in Love

Dakumentary Now!

Dakumentary Film

Dak Kine

There are two groups of people who will get this Dak Prescott fantasy name joke:

  1. People from Hawaii
  2. People that enjoy Maui Wowie.

Dak Attack

Daktually

Dak’s Life

PreScott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scottsnard

This Dak Prescott fantasy name is a nod to the Dallas Cowboys’ training camp in Oxnard, California. No, I don’t know why the Cowboys’ training camp is in Oxnard, California either.

Join the Dak Side

You Prescotta Be In Pictures

Funny Dak Prescott Fantasy Names

Somebody thought Christian Hackenberg was going to be better than Dak Prescott, seriously. Now that’s funny.

Dakupuncture

Dak’s the Way I Like It

PreScott’s Paper Towels

Miss U Dak

Not to be rude, but the Mississippi State record books look like Dak Prescott vs. the rest of school history.

BullDaks

Not only does Dak own basically every Bulldog passing record, but he’s 10th all-time in rushing at Mississippi State.

Miss States Happen

This is not a Dak-specific team name, I know. But it made me chuckle. And if you’re a Dak fan, you may be a ‘Dogs fan.

The Dak Knight Rises

Sulphurious 4

This Dak Prescott fantasy name is in honor of Dak’s hometown of Sulphur, Louisiana (and his #4 jersey). It’s also in honor of Vin Diesel too, I guess.

Sulphurries

Dakety Dak

Don’t talk back.

First DP

I am going on the record to say that this Dak Fantasy Name is short for First Director of Photography. It’s a play on his initials and coming in first, and no other connotations.

Cool and Creative Dak Prescott Fantasy Team Names

Could you get any more cool and creative than calling your kid Dak in the first place? Actually, yes.

His full name is Rayne Dakota Prescott.

Dak’s My Boy

Shaving the Dak

I’ll link you to the explanation, and some folks may still not understand. That’s ok. I barely get it myself.

To Be Continued Dak Dak Dak

Dak Matrix Printer

Presconsin

PrescOtters

Here’s a Dak fantasy football name for fans of the clown princes of the sea (or any other sub-group that may be associated with otters).

Presc Your Luck

Dakute Pain

Bad Daktors

Daktivision Games

This Dak Prescott fantasy name is a shout-out to all the Atari nerds.

Political Daktivists

Prescott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox

Dak Prescott Fantasy Names Using That Puns

You probably don’t need me to tell you that you could substitute Dak for That. But you may need me to list a bunch of different ways you could substitute Dak for That.

Dak 70’s Show

Dak’s So Raven

Dak’s a Wrap

Dak’s All, Folks

Dak’s a No From Me Dawg

Dak’s a Negative Ghost Rider

Dak’s Beside the Point

Dak’s Entertainment!

Dak’s Incredible

Dak’s What Friends are For

Dak’s Just the Way it Is

Dak’s Just My Baby Daddy

Dak’s Quick Maths

Dak’s Rough, Buddy

Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Team Names from Around the Internet

I hate to admit this, but I’m not the only person brainstorming Dak Prescott fantasy names. Turns out that playing QB for America’s Team is kind of a high-profile gig, actually.

Dak to the Future

Dak Prescott Fantasy Name - Dak to the Future

Dak in a Box

Baby Got Dak

Unsolicited Dak Pics

Dak Dynasty

You can also do Dak Commander, depending on how deep into the Duck Dynasty weeds you want to go.

Front and Dak

Welcome Dak, Kotter

Heart ADak

Count Dakula

Dak In the Saddle

I was actually a little mad that I didn’t think of this Dak Prescott fantasy name first. Dak’s in charge, plus it’s a Cowboy pun.

It’s perfect.

PteroDaktyls

Daktose Intolerant

Strawberry Dakuiri

SatisDaktion

Daktivia Yogurt

New Dak City

Dak of All Trades

The Mighty Daks

Release the Dakken

The Empire Strikes Dak

Dak to School

The Dak Album

Paint it Dak

Jumpin’ Dak Flash

Dak Sabbath

Metal.

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More Dak Prescott Team Name Ideas

Do you have ideas for original Dak Prescott fantasy team names? If so, tell me about them in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this list.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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