Not only are the Patriots one of the most successful franchises of all time, but they may hold the record for most quality fantasy team name starters as well. There are almost too many colorful characters and historical events to choose from for your Patriots fantasy football team name.
Deflategate, the Tuck Rule, Bill Belichick, and Bill Belichick’s hoodie are all worthy starting points. Heck, you could fill out an entire league with just funny Tom Brady fantasy football team names alone.
If you want some help titling your team, or if your just a Pats fan looking for a laugh, then Gillette me help. Here is a slew of new Patriots fantasy football team names (updated for 2020) for you to Bellichick out.
Funny Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names
1. Pats’ Amore
2. Vladimir Putin’s Super Bowl Ring
Talk about a power move.
3. Gillette Me Love You
4. Krafty Veterans
5. Undeflated Champs
6. You Patrioughta Be In Pictures
We’re looking at you, Cincinnati.
7. The Boston Area America Lovers
8. Guy Fawkesbrough
9. 21st Century Foxborough
Patriots Players Fantasy Football Team Names
10. You Sanu-ze You Loose
11. The Man in the Dont’a Hightower
12. That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Edelman
For those of us that fall into that weird nexus of fantasy football players and Big Lebowski Fans.
13.Edel-Mentos: The Freshmaker
You could also go with The Playmaker, though then you risk people not knowing what the heck you’re talking about.
14. Slater’s Special Team
In honor of Mathew Slater, the least famous 7-time Pro Bowl player in history.
15. Van Noyce
16. Order in McCourty
17. McCourting Disaster
18. Ben Watson-Again, Off-Again Relationship
Ben Watson and the Pats together just feels right.
Bill Belichick Fantasy Football Team Names
19. Belichick, Please
20. You Can Belichick In But You Can Never Belichick Out
21. Ring My Belichick
22. Belichicken Tenders
Or, if you prefer, Belichicken Breasts, Belichicken Wings, Belichicken and Waffles, etc.
Tom Brady Fantasy Football Team Names
Maybe he’s no longer the fantasy stud that he once was, but he’s still the greatest of all time.
23. Brady Shark
Win or lose, you’ll walk away from your matchups with the smug satisfaction that at least you got that song stuck in their head.
24. Copyright Tom Terrific
Final Score: The US Patent and Trademark Office: 1, Tom Brady’s lawyers: 0.
25. The Brady Bündchen
26. Bündchens of Fün
It’s just fün to say fün.
27. Luck be a Brady
Stephon Gilmore Fantasy Football Team Names
Because let’s face it, the best fantasy player for the Pats this season was their defense.
28. Gilmore Than Words
29. Filled to the Gills
30. Stephon And On
31. Stephontasy Island
Rob Gronkowski Fantasy Football Team Names
Gronk retired because he wanted to spend more time with his Four Loko sponsorship.
32. Rob Gonekowski
33. RIP ROB
34, We Love You Gronk, Please Come Home
35. Gronkowski 2020
More Old School Patriots Players Fantasy Football Team Names
36. Bledsoe What?
37. Red, White, and Bruschi
38. Russell Wilson’s Butler
Allow me to take that ball for you, sir.
39. Yes M’loy
40. You’ll Be Hearing From My Lawyer Milloy
41. A Formal Petition for Antonio Brown to Go Into the HoF as a Patriot
Vulgar Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names
We’ve got an entire article dedicated to dirty fantasy football names if you want more ideas.
42. Tom BraDEEZ NUTS
43. Deflated Balls
44. Vince Wilfork Yourself
45. Tuck You
46. I Love Having Rex but I’d Rather Get Burkhead
Shout out to Academy Award winners Three 6 Mafia.
If you’re looking for other running back team names, check out these Saquon Barkley fantasy team names.
47. Robert Kraft’s Massage Therapist
48. Aaron Hernandez’ Taxi Service
49. Julian Edelman’s Tinder Date
Even Super Bowl champs aren’t immune to resorting to Tinder. Or regretting it.
Classic Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names
I’d never claim to be the first one to come up with these names, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t still funny.
50. The Brady Bunch
51. Brady Gaga – My Favorite Tom Brady Team Name
Brady collaborates with Lady Gaga to create a jersey comprised entirely of dead squirrels.
52. The Real Slim Brady
53. Hit Me Brady One More Time
54. Belichick Yourself
55. Krafty Like a Fox
56. PSI Love You
57. Sony Delight
58. Ladies and Edelman
59. Donta’s Inferno
60. The Big Gronkowski
Or you can try the Little Gronkowski Urban Achievers if you want to go even deeper down the Dude-hole.
61. Brady Yoda
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If you like fantasy names based on NFL teams, check out my Eagles fantasy football names. If you have other ideas for Patriots or Brady team names, tell me about them in the comments below.