Maybe you’re getting some bros together for a rec league season. Perhaps you’re starting yet another professional lacrosse league.
Either way, we’ve got a huge list of lacrosse team names for you. Some are funny, some are cool, and others are just dumb lacrosse puns to make you chuckle.
The Best Lacrosse Team Names for 2022
Everyone likes to brag that today’s lacrosse was also played by Native Americans. But that’s not entirely true.
Native Americans didn’t have baskets. They used sticks. Also, they didn’t wear helmets, the balls were solid wood, and matches often went from sun-up to sun-down.
These games are not the same.
LAX Dat Ass
Hustle and Helmet Flow
I wish I had a mullet and a lacrosse team, just so that we could use this name.
Remember to vaccinate your friends against SBS.
This lacrosse team name works great on its own. But I like it better if you do [Your Area] LAXent.
In addition to being an abbreviation for lacrosse, LAX is also slang for relaxed (maybe a little too relaxed). Here are some more lacrosse team names based on lax puns.
- LAX Morals
- LAX Security
- LAX Standards
LAXidentally in Love
Drop the LAX
Give ‘em the LAX
LAX On, LAX Off
Funny Lacrosse Team Name Ideas
The funniest team names you’ll ever come lacrosse. Get it?
Yes. You definitely get it because it’s a very obvious joke.
You could go with D-Won if you really want to be down with the lingo.
LAX Me a Question
Bucket Head Bashers
LAX Me Another
Or is it Pro-LAXers? Just LAXers? Let’s just say it’s your personal choice.
For this lacrosse team name, you can pick your favorite dairy reference:
- Top Swiss
- Top Cheese
- Premium Gouda
Witty Lacrosse Names for 2022
Lacrosse and wit don’t seem to go hand-in-hand, but they do. Is it a coincidence that schools with good med programs also tend to have good lacrosse programs?
FOMO BOGO FOGO
This abbreviation stands for: fear of missing out on a buy-one-get-one deal on face-off-get-off specialists.
This lacrosse name is a play on Lot Lizards, which is a term I’d rather not explain.
I like this for an intramural soccer team name idea as well.
Fishing for NARP
Those seeking funny gamer team names might streal this idea.
Hat a Boy
This is the perfect rec league lacrosse team name.
Full disclosure: I borrowed some of these lacrosse team names from our basketball team name ideas. In fairness to me, they share a lot of the same terminology: shot, basket, net, score, etc.
Cool Lacrosse Team Name Ideas
Let the other guys have the cutesy lacrosse team names. Who are they trying to impress, their girlfriends?
I also love this idea as a female tag team name.
NASCAR fans should consider this idea for a funny racing team name.
This is more of an indoor lacrosse team name. But that might be precisely what you need.
Seekers of tennis team names could use this idea.
This is a fitting name for a football team with a monster defense.
This name could double as a dirty baseball team name.
Lacrosse Team Names from Around the Web
The weird thing about most other “lacrosse team names” articles is that most of them don’t actually have any lacrosse names. Frankly, it’s the greatest deke since Gary Gait bamboozled Penn in ’88.
Granted, some funny sports team names are in bad taste.
Chicks With Sticks
This is a hilarious idea for a women’s golf team name.
More Lacrosse Team Name Ideas?
Do you have original ideas for lacrosse team names? Tell me about them in the comments below. We’ll integrate the good ones into this article.