Maybe you’re getting some bros together for a rec league season. Maybe you’re starting yet another professional lacrosse league.
Either way, we’ve got a huge list of lacrosse team names for you. Some are funny, some are cool, and others are just dumb lacrosse puns to make you chuckle.
Maybe you’ve already started one failed league and you’re finally ready to give it another try. Pro lacrosse has to work one of these times, right?
Lacrosse Team Names for 2021
Everyone likes to brag about how today’s lacrosse was played by Native Americans, but that’s not really fair.
They didn’t have baskets, they used sticks. Also they didn’t wear helmets, the balls were solid wood, and matches often went sun-up to sun-down.
These games are not the same.
LAX Dat Ass
Hustle and Helmet Flow
I wish I had a mullet and a lacrosse team just so that we could use this name.
Vaccinate your friends agsinst SBS.
This is fine on its own, but I like it better if you do [Your Area] LAXent.
In addition to being an abbreviation for lacrosse, LAX is also slang for relaxed – maybe a little too relaxed. Here are some more lax puns for you to choose from:
- LAX Morals
- LAX Security
- LAX Standards
LAXidentally in Love
Drop the LAX
Give ‘em the LAX
LAX On, LAX Off
Funny Lacrosse Team Names
The funniest team names you’ll ever come lacrosse. Get it?
Yes. You definitely get it, because it’s a very obvious joke.
Or just D-Won if you really want to use the lingo.
LAX Me a Question
LAX Me Another
Or is it Pro-LAXers? Just LAXers? Let’s just say it’s your personal choice.
Pick your favorite dairy reference:
- Top Swiss
- Top Cheese
- Premium Gouda
Cool Lacrosse Team Names
Let the other guys have the cutesy lacrosse team names. Who are they trying to impress, their girlfriends?
This is more of an indoor lacrosse team name, but that may be exactly what you need.
Witty Lacrosse Team Names
Ok, lacrosse and wit aren’t always thought of together, but that’s not fair. Is it a coincidence that schools with good med programs also tend to have good lacrosse programs?
FOGO BOGO FOMO
That’s fear of missing out on a buy-one-get-one deal on face-off-get-off specialists.
This is a play on Lot Lizards, which is a term I’d rather not explain.
Fishing for NARP
Hat a Boy
Perfect rec league lacrosse team name.
Full disclosure, I did swipe some of these names from our basketball team names article. In fairness to me though, they share a lot of the same terminology: shot, basket, net, score, etc.
Lacrosse Team Names from Around the Web
Weird thing about most of the other lacrosse team names articles: most of them don’t really have many lacrosse names. Frankly, it’s the greatest deke since Gary Gait bamboozled Penn in ’88.