New York? Las Vegas? Arizona? Everybody thought JuJu Smith-Schuster was done in Pittsburgh.
But then JuJu did what JuJu does. With the competition closing in, he turned on the Jets (so to speak) and brought it home for the Steelers.
Here are our best JuJu Smith-Schuster fantasy team names to celebrate Pittsburgh’s good JuJu. Oh, and by the way, did you know that his real name is John? Kinda disappointing.
Best JuJu Smith-Schuster Fantasy Team Names
It’s easy to forget how young JuJu was when he joined the NFL. Among the records he holds are:
- Youngest player to have at least 150 receiving yards in a game
- Youngest receiver to reach 1500 career yards
- Youngest receiver to reach 2500 career yards
- Youngest player to score five touchdowns
- The only player of any age with two offensive TD’s of 97 yards or more
Outrun his defender to catch a deep TD from Big Ben, that’s what JuJu Smith-Schuster would do.
The All-Schuniverse Team
You can also do something like Your Name Here’s All-Schuniverse Team. The weirder your nickname, the better.
This JuJu team name is like the candy, but also because of the black-and-yellow thing.
All You Want to Do is SchUse Me
Bill Withers. Soul classic.
Schu Oughta Be in Pictures
Hey, JuJu Guys!
This Smith-Schuster team name gives you a team battle cry for the season too, which could be fun (depending on how you feel about doing the Chunk voice.)
The Straw that Smith-SchuStirs the Drink
Schu Got What I Need
Sing it loud. It’s therapeutic.
Here are some more shoe puns you can use in your JuJu Smith-Schuster team names. Just like in real life, you should try on a few until you find one that’s the perfect fit:
- Daddy Needs a New Pair of Schus
- The Schuster is On the Other Foot
- If the Schuster Fits
- Blue Suede Schus
- Schu Freak
- Nice Schus, Wanna F***?
Funny Smith-Schuster Team Names
When writing a team name pun, you can go with Schu, Schuster, or the full Smith-Schuster. There’s no one way that’s right or wrong, you just have to feel it out with each individual name.
I Schu-Schu-Schuse You!
Simpsons. Classic episode.
PikaJu, I Schuse You!
Pokemon. Childhood classic.
Both Innocent and JuJu
You have to love 90’s SNL to have any idea what I’m talking about here. As a Phil Hartman fan, though, I was too tickled not to include it.
Somebody That I Schuster Know
Gotye. Can a one-hit-wonder be classic?
Like the movie, but also because the guy is, y’know, pretty fast.
JuJuked Him Out of His Schus
Yes, this Smith Schuster team name is another shoe pun. But I had to because this one’s a double.
Mister Steeler Girl
This is either a Trey Songz reference, a bit of gender phuckery, or both, depending on what your bag is.
Schu Know What I’m Talkin’ About
Klepto Foot Fetishists Steeler Schus
This one may take some of your opponents all season to get. Some may never get it, and that’s because it’s pretty weird.
You Make Me Want to Schupe
What a Man.
JuJu Smith-Schuster Fantasy Football Team Names from Around the Internet
Man, JuJu Smith-Schuster is great and all. But boy are my fingers getting tired of typing that name! I know, I know – we internet writers have it pretty tough.
As the Smith-Schuster Crows
I don’t really know what this team name means, but the author was proud of it. So I included it.
JuJu Know What I’m Saying
King of the JuJus
Those are actually all the preexisting JJSS names that I could find online (and they aren’t all great). If nothing else, then, let all these new JuJu Smith-Schuster team names be my legacy.
You’re welcome, world!
Team Name Ideas for Other NFL Players
JuJu is great, but he’s only one in a sea of studs. Here are some other team names based on players you build your team around.
More JuJu Smith Schuster Team Name Ideas
Do you have more team name ideas for JuJu? If so, please list them in the comments below. I’ll add the best name ideas to this list.