At every level, Christian McCaffrey has been the best player on the field. Not good – the best.
- In high school, he was player of the year in both his junior and senior seasons.
- In college, he set the NCAA record for most total yards in a season.
- As a pro, he’s been a #1 overall fantasy player.
Here are our best Christian McCaffrey fantasy names as we just try to keep up.
Best Christian McCaffrey Fantasy Names
As a kid growing up in Colorado, I was a big fan of Ed McCaffrey, as both a player and mustard mogul. Because of this, I’ve always thought of Christian McCaffrey as Eddie’s kid.
It’s probably just me and a few rando Broncos fans that still feel that way. Pretty sure by now ol’ Ed is just Christian’s dad to the rest of the world.
Christian Slayer Movies
So Christian has clearly replaced his dad as the most famous McCaffrey. Is it possible that he’s now passed Christian Slater as the most famous Christian? (I mean, other than that one guy.)
Onward, Christian Soldiers
I actually like Onward Christian McCaffreys a little more. The problem is it requires a little, shall we say, faith in your leaguemates’ devotion to puns.
McCaffré: Good is Brewing
The bonus of using Mr. Freeze as a reference point is that he’s basically already wearing Panthers colors. To be honest though, Arnold’s version looks more like the Fox NFL robots.
McC and Destroy
I McC What You Did There
I think McCaffree Hardware is badder-ass (if that is actually an adjective), but it’s a tougher pun to get. Total side note: John McAffee’s life is a pretty wild ride – take a read once you’re done naming your team.
The Count of Monte Christian
Christian’s Sunday School
I’m not sure religious references using the name Christian even count as puns. Still though, here are a bunch more ways you can use it:
- Christian Mission
- The Christian Bible
- Christian Prophets
- Christian Cardinal
- Christian Devotees
- Christian Values
- Christian Church
- Christian Ministries
- Christian Orthodoxy
- Christian Outreach
- Christian McStics
Funny Christian McCaffrey Team Names
So file this tidbit under crazy football coincidences. When McCaffery was at Stanford, he was teammates with Barry J. Sanders, the son of the HoF running back.
This means that Sanders was on hand to watch McCaffrey break his single-season all-purpose yards record in 2015. There is no truth to the rumors that Barry offered to switch sons with Eddie.
Eddie Was Better
He wasn’t – not even close – but it can be fun to troll.
Christian Dior Belt
Christian Louboutin Cleats
These last two names are for the fashion plate that’s also looking for a championship cup.
The Carolina Panthers were Cam Newton’s team for a long time, but it’s all C-Mac’s world now.
McCaffreaks of Nature
Freaky-deakys need love too. Freaky-deakys need love too.
Tenth Avenue McCaffreeze-Out
Pronounced like Mixypedia.
I’m So McCaffreaking Out Right Now
Or Chris8chan or whatever it is these days.
I know, I already had a bunch of Christian names earlier. The thing is I just find the whole concept of Christian Metal to be so, so funny.
Or the more verbose Christian Mingles and Devilish Tingles. You could also potentially use the name of your second-rounder instead of Devilish for a twofer.
Christian McCaffrey Fantasy Football Team Names From Around the Internet
Streamers come and go, but you never forget the guys you ride to the championship. I drafted CMC in the second round in 2018 and he carried me through that entire season.
I drafted him in the first round in 2019, and you’d better believe I’ll take him again this year. If I get the chance, that is – he’s not exactly a secret anymore.
CMC Touchdown Factory
In all fairness, for all the Christian puns I came up with, this one was someone else’s.
McCap In Yo Ass
TBH I’m not sure where the Deion Sanders comp comes from – they’re both fast I guess? But still, I saw this one enough times during my research to know that it’s a thing.
Fantasy Team Names for Other NFL Studs
McCaffrey is the cream of the crop in 2021. But maybe you’re looking to name your fantasy team based on another fantasy stud.
Here’s our master list of team name articles for specific NFL players.
Have an Idea for a McCaffrey Fantasy Team Name?
If you have a good idea for a Christian McCaffrey team name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best ones to this article.