Loving fantasy football and fantasy literature are not mutually exclusive. In both cases, we enter a fantastical world of super-powered beings battling for an ultimate prize.
If you’re a fake pigskin owner who is a fan of the fantastical, you will enjoy these super-nerdy Harry Potter fantasy football team names.
They’re like magic!
Funny Harry Potter Team Names
Fun fact: there have been over 80 different NFL players named Harry and five different players named Potter. None have been named Harry Potter, but there is a Harry Englund, which is pretty damn close.
These funny fantasy football names were inspired by those Potters that were almost Harry’s.
Malfoyst and 10
It helps if you say it with a New York accent.
1st and 9 ¾
Fumbledore
Choosing to Dumbledefer
Hagridiron
Is it just me, or would Hagrid fit right in on the Steelers defensive line?
We’ve got some other hilarious team name ideas for the Steel Curtain in our Pittsburgh Steelers fantasy names article.
Accio Wins
McGoing, McGoing, McGonigal
Is this more appropriate for a fantasy baseball team name?
Dirty Harry
If dirty names are your thing, you’ll love these filthy fantasy football team names.
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MISC Harry Potter Team Names
So here’s a crazy fact: Harry Potter himself plays fantasy football. No BS – check it out.
HB Potter
The Tyler Boyd Who Lived
Quarterback Hurry Porter
Harry PATer
Hail Mary Potter
If you ask me, that pun is a Hail Mary.
Harry Potter Fantasy Football Team Name Generator
Harry Potter Fantasy Football Team Names From Writers & The Community
Hermione Granger Fantasy Football Team Names
Let’s face facts: Harry Potter is great and all, but Hermione is the real MVP of that team.
Granger Danger
Granger Zone
Granger Things
Hermione Edwards
Harry Potter Themed Team Names Based on NFL Teams
Are Bill Bellichick and Tom Brady Slytherins or Gryffendors? Well, ask yourself this: would HP have deflated those footballs? Filmed those practices? Worn those Ugg boots?
Expecto Patriots
Check out our comprehensive list of N.E. Patriots team names.
Severus Saints
ShackleColts
ThunderColt VII
Hagraiders
Dudley Raidursley
Baltimore Ravenclaws
This one’s almost too easy.
Clever Harry Potter Team Names Based on NFL Players
It’s a good feeling when you find that perfect nexus of your favorite player with your favorite YA fantasy dramady character.
Lamarseltongue
Or you could go Jaxeltongue, but I think Lamarseltongue works better.
ExpelliKamaras
DK Rowling
Goffendor
HippoGoffs
The Wentzengamot
The Philosopher’s Jones
I was thinking about Julio, but maybe you like it for Aaron or maybe even Marvin, Daniel, or Ronald.
Best Non-Pun Harry Potter Fantasy Football Team Names
Puns are only one of the ways that you can name your fantasy football team. For those that don’t care for that kind of tomfoolery, here are some good team names without puns.
Gryffindor Lions
Hufflepuff Badgers
Slytherin Snakes
Ravenclaw Ravens
Durmstrang Double Eagles
Check out these 60+ Philadelphia Eagles team names.
Beauxbaton Wood Nymphs
Quiddich Fantasy Football Team Names
Mark my words: there will be fantasy quidditch leagues before the decade is out.
Sweetwater All-Stars
Chudley Cannons
Ballycastle Bats
Holyhead Harpies
Wigtown Wanderers
Wizard People Fantasy Football Team Names
You could make the case that Wizard People holds up better than the first Harry Potter movie does.
Ronny the Bear
Willikers!
Dear Raider
Kabloomers!
Ragtime Roast Beefies
Ta-da forever!
Turkish Massage Owls
Halloween! Yes!
The Pork Family Project
Crash and woosh!
The Beautiful Animals
Yes to life!
The Best Harry Potter Fantasy Football Team Names From Around the Internet
Fantasy football and Harry Potter: two essentially meaningless activities for which we as a species have devoted way too much time.
Death Eaters
Dumbledore’s Army
The Team That Must Not Be Named
New York Half-Giants
100 Yards to Gryffindor
Alternatively, 6 Points to Gryffindor also works.
The Fizzing Whizbees
Snapes on a Plane
Snitch in Time
The Elder Wands
Your Mom’s a Horcrux
First rule of writing: always end on a your mom joke.
