Maybe you’re getting some bros together for a rec league season. Perhaps you’re starting yet another professional lacrosse league.
Either way, we’ve got a huge list of lacrosse team names for you. Some are funny, some are cool, and others are just dumb lacrosse puns to make you chuckle.
The Best Lacrosse Team Names
- Practice Shaft
- Fly Sticking
- Basket Hounds
- LAX Dat Ass
- Shots Fired
- Hustle and Helmet Flow
- Baltimore Crabs
- Full Tilt
- Regional LAXent
- LAX Rats
- LAX Defense
- LAXidentally in Love
- LAX Grinders
- Drop the LAX
- Give âem the LAX
- LAX On, LAX Off
- Loose Sack
- Saggy Sacks
- Hanging Sack
- Ex-Lettermen
Lacrosse Team Names From Readers
Practice Shaft
Fly Sticking
Basket Hounds
The Best Lacrosse Team Names for 2024
Everyone likes to brag that today’s lacrosse was also played by Native Americans. But that’s not entirely true.
Native Americans didn’t have baskets. They used sticks. Also, they didn’t wear helmets, the balls were solid wood, and matches often went from sun-up to sun-down.
These games are not the same.
LAX Dat Ass
Shots Fired
Hustle and Helmet Flow
I wish I had a mullet and a lacrosse team, just so that we could use this name.
Baltimore Crabs
Full Tilt
Remember to vaccinate your friends against SBS.
Regional LAXent
This lacrosse team name works great on its own. But I like it better if you do [Your Area] LAXent.
LAX Rats
LAX Defense
In addition to being an abbreviation for lacrosse, LAX is also slang for relaxed (maybe a little too relaxed). Here are some more lacrosse team names based on lax puns.
- LAX Morals
- LAX Security
- LAX Standards
LAXidentally in Love
LAX Grinders
Drop the LAX
Give ‘em the LAX
LAX On, LAX Off
Loose Sack
Saggy Sacks
Hanging Sack
Funny Lacrosse Team Name Ideas
The funniest team names you’ll ever come lacrosse. Get it?
Yes. You definitely get it because it’s a very obvious joke.
Ex-Lettermen
Division Won
You could go with D-Won if you really want to be down with the lingo.
LAX Me a Question
Bucket Head Bashers
Lacrosse isn’t the only team with “buckets” for helmets. This idea is also applicable as a witty hockey team name.
LAX Me Another
Anti-LAXers
Anti-Anti-LAXers
Or is it Pro-LAXers? Just LAXers? Let’s just say it’s your personal choice.
Top Cheddar
For this lacrosse team name, you can pick your favorite dairy reference:
- Top Swiss
- Top Cheese
- Premium Gouda
Witty Lacrosse Names for 2024
Lacrosse and wit don’t seem to go hand-in-hand, but they do. Is it a coincidence that schools with good med programs also tend to have good lacrosse programs?
FOMO BOGO FOGO
This abbreviation stands for: fear of missing out on a buy-one-get-one deal on face-off-get-off specialists.
Rolling Loosies
Goose Pit
LAX Lizards
This lacrosse name is a play on Lot Lizards, which is a term I’d rather not explain.
Cabbage Kings
LARPing NARPs
Goal-Oriented
I like this for an intramural soccer team name idea as well.
Fishing for NARP
Goon Squad
Hat a Boy
Reccentrics
This is the perfect rec league lacrosse team name.
Rectile Dysfunction
Hustle Culture
Full disclosure: I borrowed some of these lacrosse team names from our basketball team name ideas. In fairness to me, they share a lot of the same terminology: shot, basket, net, score, etc.
Cool Lacrosse Team Name Ideas
Let the other guys have the cutesy lacrosse team names. Who are they trying to impress, their girlfriends?
Rack Attack
I also love this idea as a female tag team name.
Cage Rats
Cup Check
NASCAR fans should consider this idea for a funny racing team name.
Boarding School
This is more of an indoor lacrosse team name. But that might be precisely what you need.
Game Sticks
Net Profit
Seekers of tennis team names could use this idea.
Coconut Buckets
Sacked
Backbreakers
Ball Bags
Lacrosse Team Names from Around the Web
The weird thing about most other “lacrosse team names” articles is that most of them don’t actually have any lacrosse names. Frankly, it’s the greatest deke since Gary Gait bamboozled Penn in ’88.
Stix Together
Lax Life
Mesh Addicts
Granted, some funny sports team names are in bad taste.
Meshheads
Chicks With Sticks
This is a hilarious idea for a women’s golf team name.
LAXecutioners
More Lacrosse Team Name Ideas?
Do you have original ideas for lacrosse team names? Tell me about them in the comments below. We’ll integrate the good ones into this article.