Let’s be honest folks. Most of the women’s fantasy football team name lists on the web are terrible. They can be patronizing, condescending, or just plain gross.
As an antidote, here’s a selection of new girl’s fantasy football team names that are classy, funny, silly, and smart. And then at the very end there are also some that are just plain gross.
Funny Girly Fantasy Football Team Names
Remember, it’s a long season. Pick a name you’ll still like in December.
XX’s and O’s
Power Puff Football
Powderpuff is for high schoolers.
Ladies and Edelman
Definitively Women Fantasy Football Team Names
For when you’re looking for the sparkly pink jersey of team names.
Girl Fantasy Football Names Based on NFL Teams
Women are some of the craziest, most devoted NFL fans that there are and their numbers are on the rise.
Los Angeles Ma’ams
Mile High Heels
Baltimore Rave Aunts
Fantasy Football Names for Moms
Being a mom is like being the manager of the fantasy team that is your family, except you’re not allowed to put any of your players on the waiver wire.
Chicago Mama Bears
My Mommy Dolphins
Sing it: D.J. Chark Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Pregnant Fantasy Football Names
Google tells me the ladies of fantasy football are searching for this, so I’m going to take their word for it.
Your baby is the second most important thing you’ll have to name.
1st and 9 Months
Natural Birth + Playoff Berth = Natural Berth
Want a Girly Fantasy Football Team Name & Enjoy Shopping?
Because Sundays are about clapping your hands while wearing your brands.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover-2
Sephora and Out
Dolce and Garoppolo
Bloodbath and Beyond
I’m also a fan of the classic Bed, Bath, and Your Mom
Funny Girl Fantasy Football Team Names Based on Music
Here’s a formula you can use to make your own team name: (Your go-to karaoke song/artist) + (your favorite team/player/coach) = your new team name. It’s that simple.
Girl on Fire
In an auction draft I like to go stars and scrubs. I guess TLC wants a more balanced roster.
Because Lizzo sang Juice. And OJ Simpson was called the Juice… This is either the best or the worst name on this list and I can’t decide which.
Following OJ on Twitter lately? Check out our new list of OJ Simpson fantasy football team names.
Female Fantasy Football Team Names for TV Lovers
The best fantasy team names are ones that reference the thing you and your league-mates have in common, be it a work thing, a group or hobby, or even just your favorite show.
Sacks and the City
The Carry Diaries
The ill-fated prequel to Sacks in the City.
Project Running Back
I bet Tim Gunn would be a fantastic NFL head coach. He’d make it work.
Friday Night Tights
The Godwin Wife
This is in reference to Chris, though you could also go with The Goodwin wife in reference to Marquise. That said, unless you’re Marquise Goodwin’s mom then I’m hoping for your team’s sake that it’s Chris.
Drop Dead DiVante Parker
The McD Project
Kick In the Box
Can just be an exclamation of frustration, but I prefer to think it’s an SNL reference.
Chick Flick Fantasy Football Team Names for Girl Owners
Nothing like getting the girls together, putting on your PJs, making some popcorn, and really settling into a nice night of fantasy drafting.
Emma’s Stone Cold Locks
First and 10 Things I Hate About You
Nicholas Sparks’ The Playbook
Starring Ryan Gosling as a football coach that tries to win Rachel McAdams’ love by designing the perfect play for her.
The Devil Wears Prescott
A Run to Remember
She’s the Man
Jack’s French Girls
Girly Fantasy Football Names for you Drinkers
Men drink like they have to prove to the world they like gross tastes. Women have the courage to drink drinks that actually taste good.
11 Sangria Men
Fantasy Football Team Names for Naughty Girls
Respectable readers, turn around here.