NASCAR fans have a lot to root for. You can have a favorite driver, team, andmanufacturer – heck, even a favorite sponsor. I’m a GEICO man, m’self.
Most of these don’t apply when it comes to fantasy racing, but they’re still good fodder for fantasy NASCAR team names. And yes, we’ve got some Talladega Nights NASCAR fantasy names as well.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
NASCAR Fantasy Team Names for 2023
In NASCAR circles, there’s an old saying: “What goes around comes around.”
Shake and Bake
Here Comes the Zoom
Legion of Zoom
Left Turns Only
This fantasy NASCAR team comes with a custom logo.
If it’s more your speed, you could go with Penske Bums.
The Keselowski Run
The Millenium Falcon did the Keselowski run in less than 12 parsecs.
Going, Going, Logano
Logano With the Wind
Dog the Lebonte Hunter
Hamlin on Rye
From Hamlin and Swiss to Honey Baked Hamlin, there are a lot of ham puns you could utilize.
This fantasy racing team name was brought to you by Hamlin-Manuel Miranda.
You Can’t a Ford It
The Penske Is Mightier
Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names
Considering all the jokes people make about NASCAR, fans must have a sense of humor.
What do NASCAR and Kinko’s dumpster have in common?
They’re both filled with white trash.
But remember, people used to joke about baseball fans too (back when it was a sport that Americans cared about).
Sit on My Pole
You Gibbs Me Fever
Days of Blunder
Daze of Thunder
All for Naughton
Paint Trader Joe’s
In all fairness, I did crib some of these names from our more general racing team names list.
Covid Fantasy Racing Names for NASCAR
NASCAR has to be one of the safest sports in the Covid era. Each driver has their own personal bubble, facemask, and helmet, which seems a little like overkill.
Don’t Mask, Don’t Tell
Mask Me Another
Vaxx Me Another
Political Fantasy Racing Team Name Idea
Nobody’s changing any minds with their political fantasy NASCAR team name. So you might as well go scorched Earth and have some fun.
Let’s Go Brandon Team of Qualifiers
NASCAR Turns Left
Kyle Busch Fantasy Team Names for 2023
Kyle Busch isn’t just one of the most successful NASCAR drivers of the last decade. He’s also got one of the best starters for fantasy NASCAR team names in the game.
Two in the Busch
Busch Comes to Shove
See, you don’t even have to like him to use his name! That’s how good it is.
Martin Truex Jr Fantasy Team Names
It seems weird that there are so many juniors in NASCAR. But it makes sense when you think about it. There are genes involved, sure. But most kids’ dads don’t have a race car in their garage for practice.
All My Truexes Live in Texas
My Aim is Truex
You Can’t Handle the Truex
Kyle Larson Fantasy Team Names
Kyle Larson attended his first race when he was only one week old. If you were wondering if you were too old to start your racing career, the answer is yes.
Larson of a Gun
Larson of the South
Not to burst any bubbles here, but Larson is actually from Northern California wine country.
Larson of a Bitch
We Hear You, Kyle
Here’s a tip for all you smarties out there: If you think your microphone isn’t working, try a simple check, check instead of jumping straight to the racial slurs.
NASCAR Team Names from Around the Web
This is just like when Joe Gibbs Racing swiped Matt Kenseth from Roush Fenway so many years ago. I saw the best NASCAR fantasy names in the game and took them for myself; dark side be damned.
Hey, You, Get Off McLeod
A Bowyer’s Life
Fall Out Bowyer
A Little on the High Side
Almirola by Morning
I wish he were more successful because the Aric Almirola fantasy team names are golden.
You’re Dillion Me, Smalls
Baby Got Track
Bump ‘n’ Run
Tight In, Loose Out
We’re talking about turning, right?
War and Preece
Stewart Your Engines
Busch Makes My Dick Trickle
Apologies if you thought we would get out of here without a Dick Trickle fantasy racing name. I wish I were above that too, but here we are.
Good luck this season.
More Ideas for NASCAR Fantasy Racing Team Names?
If you have a funny name for a fantasy racing team, put it in the comments. We’ll add the most amusing ideas to this list.