Rick and Morty Fantasy Football Team Names

Updated on April 24th, 2021 by David Sharp
Rick and Morty Fantasy Team names

It takes a special kind of person to love Rick and Morty.

For one thing, you have to be smart enough to get down with jokes about Ernest Hemingway and Schrodinger’s Cat. But you also have to be dead inside, able to accept that these jokes are about suicide and dead cats.

Here are some original and funny ideas for Rick and Morty Fantasy Football team names from across the interverse. Have a squanch, my glip glops.

Funny Rick and Morty Team Names

You can watch any episode of R&M and quickly find something that sounds like a Rick and Morty fantasy team name. Fortunately for you, I did the work for you.

Pickle-6 Rick

Blitz and Chitz

Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In a Van From An Asteroid and All Sorts of Things THE FANTASY TEAM

This may be the best Rick and Morty-themed name in existence. I just hope that there aren’t any character limits.

Two Brothers

If there are character limits, this Rick and Morty team name should fit the bill.

WubbaLubbaDouble-U

Is anyone else weirded out by the spelling of the letter W? If it’s too creepy, you could spell it WubbaLubbaW’s

The Squanch Squanchers

Rick and Morty Fantasy Football Names for NFL Players

Once you’re done picking your Rick and Morty name, you’re going to need an avatar. Lucky for you, I found this huge repository of avatar-worthy images.

You’re welcome.

Ants In My Eyes David Johnson

Mr. Chris Godwinfold

Mr. Aaron Tophat Jones

Strawberry Sniggles – part of a well balanced breakfast!

Abradolph Eckler

Scary Terry McLaurin

Mrs. Refrigerator Perry

Rick and Morty Andersen

Yeah, he’s retired (and a kicker). He’s also second all-time in points scored and first in games played (out of everyone). So show some respect.

Also the pun was too obvious to ignore.

Deep Cut Rick and Morty Names

Sometimes you’re the only Rick and Morty fan in a league, and you have to go obvious with something like a Pickle Rick reference. But when you’re in a league of Morticians (what I think R&M fans are called), you’ll need to go a bit more obscure.

Sleeper Gary

Mrs. Pancake Blocks

You don’t know me!

Hepatitis Seahawks

They’re just good guys.

Check out our article dedicated entirely to Seattle Seahawks fantasy football names.

Legally Safe Knockoffs

Pirates of the Pancreas

Or, if you’re a Tampa Bay fan, Buccaneers of the Pancreas – though that may be too much of a stretch for the lesser minds in your league.

Here are a bunch more Tampa Bay Buccaneer fantasy football names.

Fourth Dimensional Testicle Monsters of the Midway

Rick and Morty Fantasy Names From Around the Internet

These are alternate universe Rick and Morty fantasy names written by alternate timeline fantasy football team name writers.

Ball Fondlers

Rick and More TD’s

Morty Niners

Shut Up Jerry

You could also just as easily do Shut Up, Morty or Shut Up, Summer. Rick tells a lot of people to shut up.

Gazorpazorps

The Flippy Nips

The Jan Michael Vincents

Meeseeks and Me Destroys

Schwifty Business

The Mega Seeds

Play well and you’ll be the Mega 1st Seeds. Good luck this season, my scroopy noopers.

About the author

David Sharp

David Sharp is a writer, performer, and father living in Los Angeles, California. His work has appeared on Rox Pile, Ranker, The Whiskey Journal, Retro Set and elsewhere across the internet. Follow him on Instagram or Twitter to see fresh pictures of his handsome baby: @TheSharpDavid

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