The Daniel Snyder tenure in D.C. has been rough. How rough, you ask?
While researching team names, I found multiple 10 Worst Decisions of Dan Snyder’s Tenure articles. From as far back as 2010. And let’s just say the lists haven’t gotten any shorter since then.
Snyder isn’t going anywhere, but at least we can laugh at these Commanders fantasy football names. Laugh, because it beats the alternative.
The Best Washington Commanders Fantasy Football Names
- Burgandy And Sold
- C-men
- McLaurin Racing
- Office of the AG
- The Howellitzers
- Antonioâs Line
- McKissic My Ass
- McKissic From a Rose
- Kissic My Tonio
- Terrying Ass
- Dotson Trucks
- D.C. Insurrectionists
- WTF WFT?
- Whatâs Skin a Name
- Snyder Whiplash
- The Hogfathers
- ABCDCâs Nutz
- Frerotta Be Kidding Me
- Scary Terrys
- Terry McLovin
Washington Commanders Fantasy Football Names From Readers
Burgandy And Sold
C-men
Commanders Fantasy Names for 2024
I’m still getting used to the Commanders name. To be honest, it still feels like the name of a football team in a movie, like the Washington Sentinels.
But hey, Joe Theisman says that he likes it, so who am I to complain?
McLaurin Racing
Alternatively, you could go with the simpler fantasy name: McLaurin Automotive. Either way, you get the point.
Terry McLaurin is fast like a fancy-ass car.
Office of the AG
The Howellitzers
Hopefully, this is the first of many Sam Howell fantasy football team names to come.
Antonio’s Line
For those WFT fans who are also fans of 1990’s indie cinema. Or big, fat box scores.
McKissic My Ass
McKissic From a Rose
It’s too bad JD wasn’t on the ‘Skins a few years ago because McKissic Cousins would have been a fantastic fantasy name.
Kissic My Tonio
Terrying Ass
Dotson Trucks
This is an early Jahan Dotson team name in case he joins McLaurin and Samuels in a truly terrifying triumvirate.
D.C. Insurrectionists
Is InsurRedskinists too much of a stretch? If this is your speed, then we’ve got more political fantasy team name ideas where that came from.
WTF WFT?
What’s Skin a Name
This Washington fantasy team name is a subtle reference to both Romeo and Juliet and the Redskins’ naming crisis. See, in Act II, Scene II, the infamous Balcony Scene, Juliet is musing on the nature of language and the…
Sorry, I got carried away there. Moving on.
Snyder Whiplash
This Commanders team name is like the old cartoon character – remember that guy? But also because Washington fans’ necks are sore from getting yanked around by Snyder for the last few decades.
The Hogfathers
ABCDC’s Nutz
There are numerous permutations for this Washington fantasy team name:
- ABDC’s Nutz
- CDC’s Nutz
- DC’s Nutz.
All equally classy.
Frerotta Be Kidding Me
Lest Gus ever be able to forget his shame:
Terry McLaurin Fantasy Football Team Names
Terry McLaurin’s been pretty good the last few years. Now imagine if he’d had a legit quarterback in that time.
Scary Terrys
I’d also accept Scary Fast Terrys.
Terry McLovin
McLaurin’ It
Terring Out
McLaurintock!
This Commanders fantasy name is for all you old men still watching John Wayne movies.
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Curtis Samuel Fantasy Team Names
Like Scary Terry, Curtis Samuel has managed to put up pretty good numbers despite less than favorable playing conditions. Is this the year he takes the leap into bonafide WR1 territory?
Curtis Blow By You
Curtis the Season
Samuels Gamgee
Free Samuels
Antonio Gibson Fantasy Football Team Names
I like watching Gibson run because the dude changes direction with the best of ‘em. The guy is slippery as a fish in Valvoline and shiftier than my college roommate who sold “study aids”.
Gibson, Neat
This Washington Football Team fantasy name is classy, old-timey, and fun, with just a hint of alcoholism.
Gibsonova
Return of the McGib
AG College
Sam Howell Fantasy Team Name Ideas
Howell’s running ability makes him an intriguing option for a fantasy backup quarterback. If he holds onto the starting job, his running ability could make him a decent fill-in option (depending on the matchup).
The Hurlin’ Howells
Commander Howell’s Cavalry
Commander Howell’s Cavalry
Carson Wentz Fantasy Football Team Names
Carson Wentz has had an up-and-down career so far. He’s been a high draft pick, a Super Bowl champ (from the bench), an MVP candidate, and a scapegoat.
Is he destined to forever ride the rails, like some sort of hobo QB? Or will Washington finally be his forever home?
Wentzday Addams
The Wentz and Future King
This Piggy Wentz to Market
Wentzlevania 6-5000
I’m not sure if this is a Young Frankenstein reference, a Jeff Goldblum reference, or a Glen Miller reference, but either way, it’s way too old for the vast majority of people reading this article.
Historic Commanders Fantasy Football Names
The old equation is tragedy + time = comedy.
For example, it’s easy to laugh at Gus Frerotte, the Spurrier era, and even Alfred Haynesworth. Someday Dwayne Haskins, RGIII, and even the Dan Snyder era will be hilarious. Someday.
73-0
Nixskins
Dick’s Picks
You can also try Nix’s Picks, Tricky Dick’s Picks, or Dick Picks Skins. Or just throw all subtlety to the wind and do Dick Picks.
Haynesworthless
Spurriers Accusations
Throwing Fitz
Smithing You
Smith You Know, You Know
Those with an astute ear for puns will notice that Smith and if can be used interchangeably. Those familiar with the English language will also notice that the word if comes up frequently.
- Smith You Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Smith You Like Pina Coladas
- Smith You’re Happy and You Know It
- Smith the World Was Ending
- Smith I Die Young
- Smith I Ain’t Got You
- Smith the Shoe Fits
Redskins Fantasy Football Team Names
Just because the big club doesn’t call themselves the Redskins anymore doesn’t mean you can’t! After all, we’re no stranger to inappropriate team names.
Maybe you shouldn’t, but no one is saying you can’t.
Principle Redskinners
No, it’s the children who are wrong.
What’s the Redskinny?
RedSkinny Jeans
Marlboro Redskins
Tater ‘Skins
Snyder’s Redskinflints
Joe Gibbs’ Racist Team
Because of Joe Gibbs Racing Team and, well, you know, the whole name thing.
Skin It to Win It
Godfrey Daniel, Pesky Redskins
This Redskins fantasy team name is for anyone that still remembers the Firesign Theatre.
Ron Rivera Fantasy Football Names
You may love Ron Rivera, you may hate him, but it doesn’t matter. We all know that the man who should be coaching the Redskins is still Marty Schottenheimer.
Riveraboat Gamblers
Sunday R&R
Potomac Rivera
This funny Washington Football fantasy name works with any river, the Potomac is just the most famous in D.C. You can pick a river near you, or try Snake Rivera (depending on how you feel about ol’ Ronny Rivers).
The French Rivera
Rivera of Dreams
Or just Rivera Dreams, depending on your faith in your audience’s ability to get Billy Joel puns.
Ronald Rivera McDonald
After reading that article about how he treated Alex Smith, I kinda think the dude’s a clown.
Commanders Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet
I tried to find some quality Commanders fantasy team names for you. But to be honest, most are pretty bad.
If your list still references Roy Helu’s fantasy value, then it might be time for an update!
Wentz It Rains It Pours
You Only Live Wentz
The Sixth Wentz
Slippery Wentz Wet
Wentz Bitten, Twice Shy
FitzMagic
Or Blood, Sugar, Fitzmagic for you Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
This Washington fantasy team name is admirable, but Mr. Smith WENT to Washington might be more accurate now.
Beauty is Only Skins Deep
Zorn Staches
RumplestiltSkins
Washing Foreskins
Fantasy Team Name Ideas for all NFL Teams
If your favorite NFL team is outside the D.C. area, maybe you’d enjoy one of these team name articles for the rest of the NFL.
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More Ideas for Washington Football Fantasy Team Names?
If you have a funny idea for a Washington Football Team fantasy name, tell me about it in the comments below. I’ll add the best names to this list.